Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or The show.
Day 3: Alone with L
Aki-Chan:
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, as promised, the fourth episode will be a one-on-one session! The first lucky candidate is the smart L Lawliet.
Misa:
So, L, we are alone in this house, eh?
L:
Yes, I suppose.
[Got a lollipop and used it to mix his tea.]
Misa:
L, here's a spoon.
L:
No thank you.
Misa:
How about sugar?
[Offered the bowl of sugar.]
L:
Thank you, Misa-san, but I already put five sugar cubes in my tea. Would you like one?
Misa:
[Gulps]
Isn't that too sweet?
L:
As a person who loves sweet, this isn't too sweet.
Misa:
Eh?
[Time passed with silence.]
'This is so boring.'
[To break the silence…]
So… L-san, what brings you here?
L:
I am here to capture Kira.
Misa:
Kira…? But how can you do that? Kira isn't here.
L:
I truly suspect that Light is Kira.
Misa:
Hmph!
Light-o-kun is not Kira!
L:
Do you like Light?
[While eating a large amount of cake.]
Misa:
Well, I guess so.
L:
Do you like kira?
Misa:
He punished the guy who killed my family…
HV 1:
This is getting intense.
HV 2:
I can't wait what L will say back.
L:
Then…
(Commercial Break : )
HV 2:
What the—?
(Try the new Devil's kiss lipstick by Misa-Misa. It has long-lasting moisture and a devilish scent that will turn your guys on. Let the devil in you out. [With sexy song on the background.]
`END OF COMERCIAL BREAK~)
HV 2:
Thank goodness!
Aki-Chan:
Okay, back to the show!
L:
Then… would you like to taste this lollipop? It's really delicious, you know.
HV 2:
[*TOINK!*]
Misa:
Uh… no thank you. By the way, why did you ask?
L:
Nothing.
I just realized I'm jealous of Light and Kira because you like them.
Misa:
Oh, you're so sweet, L.
L:
I saw your lipstick commercial.
Misa:
Is it great?
L:
Yes. Yes it is. Are you wearing one today?
Misa:
What?
'What does he mean by that? Is he a pervert or something?'
L:
The lipstick.
Misa:
Oh…
L:
What do you think it was? Your underwear?
Misa:
[Shocked]
'He is a pervert!'
[Then, she didn't notice that L is now behind her, touching her shoulders.]
Wha-! Step away from me, you pervert!
L:
I'm a … pervert?
Misa:
Yes!
L:
I was just trying to get the spider…
Misa:
What? Spider? Wah! Get it off me!
L:
It's gone.
Misa:
Whew. Thank you!.
HV 1:
There was no spider.
HV 2:
Definitely no spider.
(So that means… hmm…)
Misa:
We still have two hours left…
This is so boring,
L:
Want to play a game?
Misa:
I didn't know you like games.
L:
Me too.
Misa:
[Tilts her head a little.]
Then… what game do you want to play?
L:
Whoever gets to eat the most sugar cube wins.
Misa:
Eck!
L:
You don't want to play…?
[Puts on a sad, 'puppy like' face.]
Misa:
[Got 'touched' with the 'sad face']
O-kay.
[With a little bit 'disgusted' look.]
L:
Yay!
One, two three…eat!
[They eat sugar cubes. Sugar CUBES.]
L:
Yay! I win!
[Acting like a total child.]
Misa:
[So full… face is colored green.]
Ugh… my stomach hurts. My teeth hurt…
Aki-Chan:
Okay! Time's up!
The one-on-one with L is over. Now, Misa-san, how did it go?
Misa:
Ugh… can't talk…right…now.
Aki-Chan:
Okay. I understand.
So thank you for reading tonight's episode!
Tomorrow, its Yagami-san's turn to be alone with Misa-san!
Misa:
Light..o?
Yay!
(So… where's that stomach ache?)
A/N:
Okay, I read the first chapters and I just realized that there are a lot of typo errors. Sorry for that. I just kept on going and gping. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!