Hey…I uh...don't really have much to say this time….Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Still don't own either and probably (definitely) never will T_T

Pairing: Walter/Kagome

Warning:...none…

Summary: This less said the better, again just enjoy this little blurb.

Walter felt disgusted with himself he was behaving like one of those lecherous prowlers ogling at the finest lady of the evening. The one they could only afford in their wildest fantasy. Whose mere presence overshadowed her fellow women. Her petite feet constricted beautifully in her stilettos, his inner gentleman urged him to sweep her into his arms to alleviate the pain she surely felt after wearing them prior to the sunrise, it was well into the afternoon. Her pale legs probably soft to the touch that he could just sink his teeth into, she'd shyly try to make him stop but he knew how it really affected her. Her rump barely covered by the scant cloth, Arthur had dubbed her maid uniform; he could feel his member hardening, if he inclined his head just so he caught a glimpse of that tantalizing flowered lace. Her hips just ripe for grasping in order pull them flush together, she'd gasp in shock because no one had ever come onto her in such a blatant manner. Her innocence would fuel him in his next endeavor. Her breast precariously about to escape their confines, he got a pleasant view simply due to their height difference, if only she'd tip forward they'd be presented only to him, she with a coyness would wait for his touch. Her neck so delicate that wrapping his hand around her neck would snap it, but he would never do that. He would instead kiss and nip at it gently, leaving his mark.

"Walter." Oh don't get him started on her voice, he just knew that she'd be vocal with a little coaxing. She would cry, beg, scream, moan, and everything in between all while calling his name. "Walter."

The butler blinked in surprise at the dainty hand snapping its fingers in front of his face. He followed the limb down to meet cyan eyes that carried a heavy sense of irritation. "Yes?" He inquired but his eyes lingered on her plump lips before focusing on her generous cleavage. She was talking, he could register the sounds but not the meaning behind them. He watched as her chest bulged out a little more with a huff.

She grabbed his shoulders, he tilted his head and their gazes met. This was it, he leaned forward puckering his lips towards her strained smile. But before they could meet, the worse pain a man could ever experience passed through him, as one of those glorious, mesmerizing legs kneed him in the crotch. He fell to his knees in a silent scream while his companion stormed out.

"I swear, I'm going to kill Arthur for making me wear this." The priestess ranted to herself.

Crouched over in pain he did get one more delight as she left. He had the perfect angle to see her panties, as her hips swing with fury, there was a subtle jiggle to her buttock.

A/N: I had to, I just felt like I had to. Don't get me wrong I love Walter, one of my favorite characters of Hellsing. I just can't help but think he may be a closet pervert. What do you think? Let me know with a review. And don't forget to follow or favorite or both more is to come (Both as a chapter and sexually, bow chicka wow wow) Love you guys for loving and encouraging what I do. EnS out~