Post #8 – A Kirkland thing
I am positive I've mentioned how terrible a cook Arthur is. Well sadly its not just him, it's the whole family. Yep the entire Kirkland family are banned from kitchens, unless their making tea. That's the only thing they can make that doesn't lead to the kitchen being blown up. (I've seen it happen, its hysterical).
The best cook out of the five of them is probably Dillan and that's saying a lot. Alistair would likely come next, then Connor and Caitlynn. Arthur is at the way bottom of the scale, I don't even feel sorry for him. I got food poising for fucks sake! Why should I give him any sympathy?!
Post #9 – Driving
-Life tip-
If your Italian friend offers to drive, say no.
The reason for this is because they drive fucking fast! I mean like a 100 mph over the speed limit. I felt like I was going to die! I'm to awesome to die, though. But out of all of this, the one thing I don't understand is how we weren't arrested. Were we just a blur and they didn't notice us? Or did Lovino pay them off, both of them sound reasonable to me.
Post #10 – Innocence
While I'm on the topic of Italians let me enlighten you on the younger of the two Vargas brothers.
Feliciano is the most innocent and loveable kid you'll ever meet. But don't let his innocence fool you! He is an evil mastermind! West and the others don't believe me, but I've seen what hides under that smile and its terrifying.
At least his brother agrees with me and he's a total asshole most of the time.
A/N: Are you guys enjoying it so far? Please tell me if you are, I would love to know I made someone smile or laugh (or both).
Here are the countries and their human names (I'm only listing the ones that weren't in the previous chapter).
Dillan (Wales)
Connor (Ireland)
Caitlynn (Northern Ireland)