Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroinu ~Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru~ or other crossovers.
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"I'll read the next chapter!" Chloe raised her hand as she wants to read and want to know of Infinite's arrival and actions in their world.
"Very well, lady Chloe." Percy said as he smile behind his helmet as she began reading.
Chapter 1: Savior, Kickass, and Joker; Oh My!
World: Eostia
In Eostia, seven of its nations were under attack from monsters ranging orcs to imps and the scattered forces of the organization Kuroinu. (Maia, Angelica, Janne, Alicia and Catue gritted their teeth in anger.) Due to being made of mercenaries that formerly served the nation Feoh, Ur, Geofu, Ken, Rad, Ansur, and Thorn, the respective mercs attacking the lands knew all the best weak points and the continent's Order of Chivalry was baffled by this. (Claudia clenched her fists.)
The chivalry was made of the Elven Goddess Laurentia's Reincarnation Celestine Lukures of Thorn, her Holy Knight and bodyguard Claudia Levantine of Ansur, the shrine maiden Kaguya from Rad, the mercenary Maia of Ken who used to belong to Kuroinu until they became rogue, the Halfling Ruu-Ruu from Geofu, Princesses Alicia Arcturus and her half-sister Prim Fiorire from the land of Feoh, Claudia's student Princess Catue Dragundaala from the land of Dragundaala, Janne Grenoble from the Rib Foul Kingdom, Elven Princess Nana Aslato of Filhem, Elf Princesses Arsura and Willan Amastria from one of Thorn's capitals Fredenia, Angelica Rothschilt from the elven country known as Roadshield, and Princess Irena fro Isotare AKA Historie.
The names of the ladies were mentioned are tensed.
With Celestine leading them, the warriors of the aforementioned seven nations sent the mercenaries to the outlands to face the Dark Elf Queen Olga Discordia, (Olga smile as her name mention in the story.) who had risen a magically enhanced citadel known as the Black Fortress and her power had turn the area in an uninhabitable wasteland to the point of where the sky was always a crimson shade along with poisonous march gas polluting the air.
The outlands filled with the bleak magic were now called the Land of the Black Queen (Olga smirk arrogantly as she like the name icluding Chloe.) and an unintended side effect was that the nearby foul creatures; mainly orcs, ogres, imps, goblins, and several demonic beasts, were strengthened by them. (The list of creatures disgusts the ladies except for Olga and Chloe.) Taking of advantage of their new strength, they began attacking any unfortunate human (The ladies gasped.) they came across and though Celestine attempted to reason with Olga to stop empowering them, the dark elf stubbornly refused. (Celestine herself glared at her rival nemesis as the Dark Elf Queen whistling innocently.)
Thus, the Order of Chivalry (Claudia and Celestine were beamed happy.) was born from the best warriors in Eostia and was prepared to battle the vile beasts and Olga until she either conceded defeat or was killed. However, what they didn't see coming was seven nations' mercenaries becoming aligned under the strongest one in the land known as Volt (Maia flinched of his name.) and his charisma even influencing the outland monsters to join him along with several demons.
With Volt's help, they imprisoned Olga in her own fortress along with her aide Chloe the half dark elf and began planning his dream of conquering his dream of conquering each nation in Eostia into a nation of sexual service. (Percy himself gritted his teeth and clench his fist in anger as he HATE Volt and his minions.) So far, in half of the seven nations, the princesses had all been captured and hidden with Volt giving his allies orders not to rape them (Janne and Alicia muttered in venom. "Animals!") until he had captured Celestine in a classic tactic of going his enemy's leader while saving Olga for later.
Location: Thorn
"Will you continue to deny us? I don't know how long I can hold my friend back." Volt, a large man with brown hair and cruel eyes of the same color wearing brownish-red clothing that included a dark red cape. Most notably aside from the scar going down his right eyebrow, adorning his legs were distinct greaves and on his shoulder were red spaulders bearing the silhouette of a wolf's head with its bared fangs displayed alongside a long broadsword with no guard on it on the right side.
Percy snorted and muttered. "Tch, what an arrogant man." Maia can't deny the host deity's comment as she too dislike Volt.
"I don't care what happens to me; just leave my friends out of this." Celestine answered. (Celestine like and respect her other self's defiance.) Despite appearing to be in her mid-twenties, she was a slim elf of several hundred years with silky long hair that came to her high-heel sandals and wore a white outfit that practically left her naked as she wore no undergarments in a most common trait with most elves.
"Perhaps if you answer to me soon enough, she'll be spared, too." Volt said as he gestured to a tan-skinned demon with white horns and long, slicked back red hair. The demon, Monster Battalion 7th Platoon General Ginyol, was sexually harassing a curvaceous yet plump blonde woman of 34 years and 5.3 in height as tears streamed from her jade eye. The woman, Queen of Dragundaala and Catue's mother Nina, has a impressive bust of 109 cm beneath a reddish-purple corset with gold ends atop a silky white dress.
Catue hugged her queen mother in comfort since she doesn't to see her raped by demons.
"Come now, Nina-sama, I'll bet you di-
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"WHAT THE HELL!" ("What the hell!" The ladies shouted as well.) All the Kuroinu from all over Eostia yelled as the loudest explosion erupted from the sky. Everyone stood still as their mouths dropped as they saw a gigantic castle dropped slowly from the sky. When suddenly they heard the loudest voice "HONEY, I'M HOOOOOOMMMMEEE!" it was both demonic and godly at the same time.
Percy smile that catchphrase Lucy, I'm Home!. 'The hero has arrive.'
"Everyone, go to that castle and bring the women as well, I have feeling we'll have a God on our side." Volt as he shook from his shock and ordered everyone as they loaded their weapon and all the women. Then, he turned around and tells Celestine "We be returning to our conservation later."
"You really are DEAD MEAT, sparky." The ladies giggles and Olga and Chloe snickered of Percy's given nickname to Volt.
Location: Borderline in the Land of the Black Queen
Next few days later
Every Kuroinu travels to that mysterious castle that fell from the sky and brought every women with them, they didn't rape them of course. But, they did sexually harass them, Celestine was reunited with all her capturned friends and Olga.
Soon, all the Kuroinu travels in the front of the castle, one of the Kuroinu yelled out, "Hey, anyone home?" His question was as a mysterious figure flied from his castle and floated right in front of him 1 mile away. His appearance was strange to say the least, he has a mask that covered most of his face except his left yellow eye. On his shoulder and his body, he has some-kind of cloth that act as a cape, on the back, there's a infinity symbol on it. He is well-muscle, with all the muscle in the right place. Below the thigh, he wore a ANBU combat pant with ninja sandal on his feet. He also has white spiky hair that goes down on his thigh.
Percy snapped his fingers as the screen showed with the image of Infinite while the ladies blushing as Olga and Chloe just lick their lips to the Mad God. "My, oh, my."
(Cue Infinite Theme)
"Why hello there Kuroinu, I hope you here to welcome after my…..entry."The mysterious person said as he waved at it. Volt decided to introduce himself, "Why yes, we did, after all, you did left quite a explosion a few days ago." "I already know what you going to offer me, so here my answer." Infinite deadpanned to Volt, Volt himself was surprised, but smiled, "So, what is it?" Volt said reaching his hand to shake his. (The ladies want to hear his response as well including Chloe.)
(Stop Infinite Theme)
All the women looked worried as hopelessness gripped them. Infinite extend his arm…. Asura style(1), "I refuse!" Infinite yelled as he send Volt flying back to his group. All the women including Celestine, Olga, Chloe, Catue, Nina looked surprised. (Including the ladies in the living room as well.) "I'm going to do three things before I establish my empire and also my named is Infinite." Infinite said as he raised his gloved hand, then extend his finger, "One, I relieved the women from your service." said Infinite as he mentally lifted all the women to his women.
All the women screamed as they were lifted to his castle. Infinite looked around to see if one of his crushes were among, his eye land on Chloe as she desperately tried to hang on to Olga. He mentally pulled the woman to him, he saw Chloe glaring hatefully at him, so he decided to give her a rose and send her to the castle. (Chloe has pink tainted blush appears on her cheeks then a red rose appears, she was noticed by Olga as she chuckles of her aide.)
"Two, I going to humiliated you while kicking your ass at the same time" Infinite said as he extend another finger. (The ladies were very proud that Infinite's gonna beat the Kuroinu including Olga and Chloe as they smile sadistically.) "How are you going to humiliated us dumbass!" one of the Kuroinu yelled making everyone glaring suddenly laughing at him. ("What a dumbass." Janne, Selline, and Alicia gasped. "Prim!" As Prim cover her mouth. "Sorry, Alicia, Janne, Aunty Selline.") "Simple, like this, HIT IT!" Infinite yelled as he snapped his fingers.
Percy snapped his fingers as two speakers appears beside the screen as the ladies look.
Suddenly the light went off then, flashlights appeared it flashed Infinite wearing a set of strange clothing(2)
Princess Irena and Queen Nina said in unison. "What a strange clothes."
Queen Selline said. "I kinda like that dress." Janne look at her mother with gaping mouth and wide-eyes as Selline blush then look away in emberassment.
(Cue Cuban Pete)
Music started as Infinite started dancing, the Kuroinu staring at him as he dance and shaking those maracas
"They called me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat" Infinite singed as he shake those maracas, the women looking at him surprised that he started to sing, "I must say, he know how to sing." (Olga said in nodding. "Indeed.") Olga commented as Chloe looked at the flower, Infinite gave her, she blushed at the thought of a man giving her a flower before stomping that thought away.
Chloe was blushing as she look the rose as well like her other.
"When I play the maracas, I go (chick-chicky boom(x2))" Infinite singed as he shake his hips, one of the Kuroinu shaking his shoulders as well before stopping. (Maia and Angelica chuckles as they bit their lips from laughing.)
"Yes sir I'm Cuban Pete, I'm the craze of my native street,
When I start to dance, everything goes (chick-chicky boom(x2))" sanged Infinite as he threw away the maracas. "Why'd he do that, I like those object" Prim, the pink-haired woman, pouted, ("Me too." She cutely pouted as well.) "Don't worry about it," comforted her half-sister, Alicia, the blonde-haired woman. (Alicia nodded as she patted her half-sister.)
"The senoritas, they sing, and they swing with terampero" sanged Infinite as he ran to the two women that suddenly appeared, "Where did they came from?" wondered Catue as she saw the two women. ("Yeah, where are they from?" Catue asks like her counterpart as Queen Nina giggles her daughter.)
"It's very nice, so full of spice" sanged Infinite as he twirled around the pole, "gonna say, he's good" commented Ruu-Ruu as she saw him danced. ("Ohohohoho~, he's really good dancer!" Ruu-Ruu bouncing her seat in excitement.)
"And when they dance in, they bring a happy ring that era keros" sanged Infinite as he turned around and his bun to the women, "Ugh, disgusting" mumbled Claudia. (Claudia nodded her counterpart's comment, but she can't deny of Mad God's dancing as she smile.)
"Singin' a song, all the day long" sanged Infinite as he jumped from the women to a plank ramp and jumped from it, "Okay, he has skilled" commented Janne (Janne response. "Very skilled indeed.") as she, and the women, and the Kuroinu, followed Infinite as he jumped to a giant pole.
"So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete,
And I'll teach you (chick-chicky boom(x3)" sanged Infinite as he walked away from the pole and to one of the Kuroinu, "What the hell is he going to do to that guy" wondered Hicks as he saw Infinite wiggled his fingers to the said-mentioned guy.
"Hehehehe~! Oh, you will see." Percy chuckles evilly.
"He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guy (in Havana(x2))" sanged one of the Kuroinu as he suddenly singed, "What the heck!" was the thought of The Kuroinu leadership(Volt, TMB, John, Shamuhaza, Michelle, Kin, Hick, and Ginyol) and the women.
The ladies jaw-dropped and wide-eyes plates excpet Olga and Chloe were laughing outloud that THE Kuroinu were singing.
"Si senor, I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick" sanged Infinite as he grabbed the Kuroinu's weapon and threw it away as he grabbed the Kuroinu's hand and danced with him, "Okay, this is getting too weird for me" commented one of the women as she saw the weirdness in all this.
"It's very nice, so full of spice" sanged Infinite and all the Kuroinu except the leadership, "Okay, how is he making all our men sing?" questioned Kin as he saw all of their men (and demon) singed and dance.
"Make them SING, Infinite!" Chloe shouted as she stands up and wants Infinite to force the Kuroinus to SING in humiliation and she notice that ladies including Olga look at her. Her Queen Olga chuckles and giggles her aide as Chloe sat down in embarassment.
"I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hand" sanged Infinite as he was dancing with one of the Kuroinu, "Just this one time, just this one time" mentally chanted Infinite as he started to hated dancing with them.
"Then we shall try - just you and I. I-yi-yi!" sanged Infinite as he dropped him to three of his pals.
"If you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to (chick-chicky boom(x3))!" sanged Infinite as he danced atop of a horse, "Okay, I guess, he's a good guy "giggled", though this is kind-of funny" giggled one of the women as they giggled though several reason as they saw the Kuroinu danced funny.
The ladies of Eostia were giggling in amusement of Infinite's humiliating the Kuroinus which Olga and Chloe love it.
Infinite and all the Kuroinu danced in a line as they stopped to pose every second before they danced in a groupie as Infinite started singing gibbered while creating 10 warhead.
"What's a warhead, Lord Percy?" Prim and Flora asks in question as Percy snapped his finger then a book of dictionary appears on Prim's lap. "Read it later, milady, after Infinite's performance."
"Shake your booty, Daddy. Wow! See ya! Catch!" sanged Infinite as he singed his final line then turned around and threw the warhead to one of the Kuroinu, before mentally pushed 1,000 Kuroinu Troops to said guy.
(Stop Cuban Pete)
The kuroinus looked at the warheads before saying"uh oh" as said warheads exploded, killing all 1,000 kuroinu as their various body parts felled from the explosion. "OH SHIT!" mentally yelled all the women including Celestine, Olga, Chloe, Catue, and Nina as their mouths dropped.
The ladies of Eostia also dropped their mouths as well.
Infinite looked at Volt and said, "Your next line is, Damn you, you bastard!"(3), then Volt said the exact same thing, "Damn you, you bastard!", then gasped as he suddenly found out that he said the same thing, Infinite predicted. (Maia including the ladies can no longer resists as they laughing outloud of Volt's humiliation defeat which brings Percy smile to see ladies' happy smile in their faces.)
"Bye, bye" said Infinite as he suddenly summoned a black hole (The screen showed up the black hole as the ladies gasped excpet Olga and Chloe grin. "Oh, yeah! The Kuroinus are goners!") to sucked every last Kuroinu troops. Every Kuroinu troops screamed as they were sucked to the black hole, "And three, I'm going to banish you to Null Space(4)" said Infinite as he watched all of them getting sucked to Null Space.
Olga and Chloe rubbing their hands evilly with evil smiles on their faces which the ladies back away slowly.
"I'll escape from Null Space and kill you!" yelled Volt as he was the last to be sucked to the black hole, finally ending the Kuroinu threat.
The ladies cheered loudly that Infinite banish the Kuroinus which Percy mentally congratulate Infinite.
"Now then, what to do with all of you" wondered Infinite as he turned to look at the women at his castle, "This is going to be a Longggggg Day." mentally said Infinite as he floated back at his castle.
Percy said. "Long day indeed."
End
"Lunch, miladies?" Percy look and asks the ladies as they nodded, he rang the small-bell as the yellowed-minions with trailers brought food for the lady guests.
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A/N: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I'll continue the next chapter.