Prank Wars
(An: I don't own Drake and Josh. Thank you my loyal reviewer zanmoto.)
Chapter 4 Plan goes HaywireDrake woke up the next morning a smile on his face. He felt so much better knowing that he didn't have to throw up anymore. He noticed Josh was at his computer.
"Good morning Josh," Drake greeted.
" It isn't a good morning," he frowned. " I am out of prank ideas."
" That's nice… What?"
" Nothing," Josh shouted. " I've got nothing."
" Maybe after breakfast you will feel okay,"
Josh nodded. Drake stepped on the stairs but slipped falling on a skateboard. He fell down the stairs hitting stair after stair. Not able to stop him self.
" Drake, I'll save you!" Josh screamed.
By the time Josh got down stairs Drake was lying flat on his stomach. He didn't move.
" Drake, drake," Josh called. " Meghan!"
" What?"
" Look what you did to Drake,"
" Oh I didn't mean to," she frowned. " Actually I did."
Drake moved slightly moaning each time he made a move.
" Josh, I think I broke my arm," he groaned.
" Here let me help you up,"
Josh carefully helped Drake up and directed him to the couch.
" Here use this spring until our parents get back," Josh offered.
" Thanks Josh," he smiled. " Meghan see what your prank did."
" Yeah," Meghan smiled. " You broke your arm."
" I – you broke my arm," Drake hollered. " Your pranks can hurt people."
" That is what I was aiming for," she grinned. " Now if you excuse me I have a life."
" Drake, I don't think Meghan cares about your broken arm," Josh frowned.
" I care, I mean I have a date tonight," Drake whined.
" You always have a date tonight," Josh sighed.
" Actually I always have a date- yes Josh you're right," Drake smiled. " Guess I can't go because of my arm."
Drake lifted up the phone and dialed his date's number.
" Sorry I can't go out with you tonight," Drake frowned hanging up the phone.
" You know you could've told her why, so both of you can reschedule," Josh offered.
" Why didn't you tell me before?"
" I didn't think you were going to make the same mistake again," Josh explained.
" Meghan, has gone too far," Drake yelled.
" I know, but we are out of pranks, there is nothing we can do," Josh answered.
Josh went into the kitchen to find him self a drink. On his way to the fridge he slipped crashing into it. All the items on top fell off and hit him.
" Josh could you get me a soda?" Drake hollered.
" Yes," he moaned. " Meghan!"
" Hey Josh," she smiled towering over him.
" When mom and dad get back you will be in so much trouble," he shouted.
" Listen Josh," Meghan growled. " I will not get in trouble. So I suggest you don't get on my nerves. Or I will hurt you. Okay?"
Josh nodded. Meghan exited the kitchen. Josh picked him self off the floor. Opening the fridge he brought out two sodas. Once Josh opened up the first soda bubbly liquid exploded in his face. Distance laughter could be heard from somewhere upstairs.
" Meghan," Josh whispered.
" Josh where's my soda?" Drake questioned.
" Coming,"
Josh handed Drake his soda.
" Why are you wet?" Drake asked taking a sip of his soda.
" I was attacked by a soda,"
" Oh," Drake laughed turning on the TV.
Upstairs Meghan was planning an even better prank for Drake and Josh. This would be better than the last. She laughed maniacally. Footsteps were heard down the hall so Meghan put away her plans. Drake walked into the room.
" Hey Meghan," he greeted.
" Hi Drake," she smiled.
" Meghan, why don't we stop with the pranks," Drake suggested. " You already know we can beat you. You should surrender. We don't want to break your little heart when you lose."
" Oh Drake, I am so glad you asked," she grinned." I will surrender."
" Great,"
Drake exited Meghan's room.
" Hey Josh! Meghan's going to surrender!" Drake screamed.
" Moron," Meghan giggled.
Fingers typed away on a computer keyboard. Music from a guitar traveled around the room. Gum was smacked louder by the minute.
" Could you stop that Drake?"
" Stop what?"
Josh shook his head then went back to his computer. The phone rang loudly. Drake went to pick it up.
" Hello who is this?" Drake asked. " Oh Mary hey so glad you called. What I can't hear you. Hold on I will go get another phone."
Drake ran out the room. There was a huge bang and then a gigantic thud. You could hear feet retreating down the hall. Then there was silence. Josh assumed Drake fell down the stairs. Laughing Josh went back to work. He didn't believe Meghan would surrender that easily, so he was looking up more pranks. After thirty minutes Josh decided to see what Drake was doing.
" Drake," Josh called. " Drake!"
There wasn't a response. Confused Josh decided to go down the stairs. Turning to the staircase he gasped. At the bottom of the staircase lying motionless was Drake. Josh frantically ran down the stairs. He swiped his hand over Drake's mouth to check for breathing. There was none.
" Meghan! Meghan! Call the hospital," Josh yelled.
Meghan ambled down the stairs happily whistling a tune. When she saw Drake she began to climb back up the stairs.
" Where are you going?" he hollered. " Call the hospital."
" Josh, are you sure he isn't kidding?"
" I would know if he was kidding, anyway he isn't breathing," Josh screamed. " Not breathing!"
" Oh!" she cringed. " I can't call the hospital."
" Are you crazy Meghan? Why not?"
"I pushed him down the stairs," she confessed. " It was my prank. When Drake was at the foot of the stairs I whacked him in the back with a bat. He lost his balance, so I made sure he fell down the stairs by sticking out my foot. Once he tripped over my leg he plunged down the stairs. Then after I tripped him I ran back into my room. I didn't think he would get hurt this bad."
" Meghan, I thought I warned you about your pranks," Josh eyed her.
" I know I just couldn't help it," Meghan responded. " I thought it would be funny to see Drake fall down the stairs."
" Guess you thought wrong, now call the hospital," Josh asked again.
Meghan looked at Josh then at Drake. She picked up the phone then dialed the numbers. There was a loud dial tone then a woman's voice came on the line.
" Hello," Meghan asked nervously.
Suddenly the phone was smashed back down onto the cradle. Meghan's fists were clenched. Whirling around she pointed a finger at Josh.
" You are the reason I pushed Drake down the stairs," she accused.
" What?"
" If you didn't prank me back maybe…
" Don't blame this one on me," Josh yelled. " This isn't a time to be pointing fingers. Drake needs medical care. Medical!"
" But I'll get in trouble," Meghan squeaked.
" Meghan, Drake needs us,"
" Can't you just give him mouth to mouth?" Meghan questioned.
" Mouth to mouth? Meghan we are calling the hospital and that is final. Now give me the phone," Josh ordered.
" I…No I can't I won't… but I must," she frowned defeated. " Here Josh."
" Thank you," Josh smiled.
He dialed the number for the hospital. Finally someone came on the line.
"Hello my brother isn't breathing and…Hello? Hello?" Josh shouted. " That is strange the phone isn't working. Meghan?"
" Wasn't me honestly," she told him.
" No time for that Drake needs help fast. Forget the hospital I can do this my self. Got an A plus in health class," Josh grinned. " I guess I will have to give him mouth to mouth respiration. Here I go."
Josh blew air into Drake the first time and nothing happened.
" Come on Josh," Meghan screamed.
" I'm trying to concentrate," he shouted.
He then blew into Drake's mouth the second time. Drake began to stir slightly. Josh put his ear over Drake's mouth. Air blew into his ear.
" I did it," Josh sighed. " He is going to be okay."
" Why isn't he awake?" she asked.
" I don't know," Josh answered. " Maybe no it can't be. That only happens when there are fatal head injures."
" What are you talking about?"
" Drake could be in a coma,"
" I know what that is," Meghan responded. " It is when someone is asleep…
" Very different from sleep," Josh warned. " When you sleep you can wake up when someone calls your name or hits you. In a coma you can't wake up because of those things."
Meghan brought a bat form behind her.
" Meghan, let's try something else," Josh asked.
" Okay,"
" Drake! Drake! Wake up!" Josh yelled.
There was no movement.
" He wont wake up!"
" Meghan calm down," Josh hollered. " Drake!"
Drake made no movement, so Josh nudged him a little.
" He isn't waking up Josh," Meghan realized. " Is he…dead?"
" No, he is just in a coma I guess," Josh frowned. " What am I going to do? What are we going to do?"
" I don't know, but we can't tell mom and dad,"
" Are you wacko! Drake could be on the edge of death and you are still worried about getting in trouble?" Josh eyed her.
" No… okay yes," Meghan cried. " I'm just scared. What if Drake doesn't wake up?"
" Don't worry he'll be okay," Josh promised.
Josh sat by the bed watching Drake. He hoped that he would wake up quickly, but that was too unlogical.
" I should probably talk to you," Josh smiled. " Even if you can't answer."
Josh took Drake's lifeless hand.
" I don't know what Meghan was thinking," Josh growled. " Pushing you down the stairs."
Drake squeezed Josh's hand.
" You can hear me?"
Drake squeezed Josh's hand again.
" Meghan come here," Josh screamed.
" What?"
Josh told Meghan to hold Drake's hand. Then he told her to talk to him. Meghan only glared but she obeyed.
" He squeezed my hand," Meghan yelped.
" Meaning he can hear us," Josh smiled.
" This is great," Meghan grinned.
" I know,"
Night came and Josh went to sleep in Drake's bed.
" Good night, Drake," Josh smiled.
End of chapter four. This chapter may seem dramatic but I promise the next one will be funny.