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When Edward woke up the next morning, he put on the maid's outfit with the dark blue apron, braiding his hair in 2 braids before pinning the dark blue maid's cap on. Walking downstairs, Edward saw Roy standing at the bottom of the staircase, all ready to go to work. "You look like you've gotten used to these outfits," Roy noticed.

"Yes, sir," Edward said, handing Roy his coat and holding the front door open for him. "Yeah, right!" he screamed in his head. "First, you stuff me in slutty outfits, then you kiss me! I'm only doing this because I'm forced to! As soon as my 30 days are up, you're dead!!"

"Come on," Roy ordered, pulling Edward outside to the waiting car.

"What?!" Edward exclaimed, staring at the open car door. "If anyone sees me like this, I'll never hear the end of it!"

"Edward," Roy warned, looking down at the boy, "would you like to be punished again?"

"No, sir," Edward replied, reluctantly getting into the car and sitting as far away from Roy as he could. "Am I just gonna stay in your office?" Edward asked as they neared Central Command.

"Maybe," Roy replied as the car came to a stop. "It depends on your attitude."

Edward gulped as Roy helped him out of the car, knowing that if someone called him short, it would be all over.

"Hey, Colonel," Havoc greeted as Roy walked into his office. He stared at Edward when he saw him, his cigarette threatening to fall out of his mouth. "Who's she?"

"Say that again and you'll wish I was a girl," Edward hissed, his hand clenched into a fist, making Havoc step back a little.

"Fullmetal, take these to Hughes," Roy ordered, handing Edward a small stack of papers.

"But—" Edward started to protest. Roy raised an eyebrow at him and Edward quickly took the papers. "Yes, sir." He walked out of Roy's office and Roy couldn't help but stare after him before Riza walked in.

"Sir, I don't know what your infatuation with Edward Elric is, but you still have work to get done," she said, setting a stack of papers on Roy's desk. "These all need your signature on them by noon, if you don't mind." Roy nodded and Riza saluted quickly before taking Havoc and closing the door, leaving Roy alone in his office.

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Edward was walking back to Roy's office when he was pulled into an empty office, the door closing behind him. H looked up at the people around him and saw Havoc, Breda, Fuery, and Falman. "Hey, Edward," Breda said. "What's up with you and Roy?"

"I lost a bet with Roy and have to be his slave for a month," Edward explained, reaching to open the door. "Unfortunately, that means I have to follow all his orders or get punished."

"Punished?" Fuery asked. "What do you mean?"

"So far, it's only been I've had to stay in my room until morning with nothing to eat," Edward replied, cursing under his breath as he dropped the papers Hughes needed given to Roy. Completely forgetting that he was wearing a skirt, and a short one at that, Edward leaned down to pick them up, giving Havoc, Breda, Fuery, and Falman a nice view of what was underneath the skirt.

"I think I know a punishment that Roy's probably thinking of using," Havoc thought as Edward stood back up and walked toward Roy's office, grabbing a tissue to stop the nosebleed he now had.

"Mustang?" Edward asked as he opened the door to Roy's office. Roy was asleep at his desk, a pen in his hand and his head resting on a stack of papers. "I could just wake him up, or I can get him back for making me wear a dress," Edward thought, grabbing a permanent marker from the desk. "What to do…"

Edward quickly uncapped the marker and gently lifted Roy's head up so he could write on it. As cleanly and quickly as he could, Edward drew 3 dark black lines from Roy's nose to the middle of his cheek on both sides of his face. He put the marker back on the desk and took a few steps back as Roy started to wake up.

"Fullmetal…" Roy said, yawning. "How long was I asleep?"

"Long enough for me to find out how heavy a sleeper you are," Edward said smugly, crossing his arms in triumph. Roy looked confused for a minute, then ran off to the bathroom.

"EDWARD!!!" Everyone stayed out of the halls as Roy raced back to his office, furious at Edward.

"Yes?" Edward asked as Roy slammed and locked the door, locking both of them in Roy's office. When he saw the look on Roy's face, his grin widened. "Why, Colonel, what happened to your face?"

"Are you trying to get punished?!" Roy demanded, grabbing Edward's arm. "Because when I'm through with you, you won't ever want to mess up again!!" Roy could see fear in Edward's eyes, but it was quickly replaced with his usual cockiness.

"What are you gonna do now?" Edward smirked. "Send me to my room without dinner again? Come on—you must have something better than th—" Roy slapped a hand over Edward's mouth to cut him off, using his other hand to restrain the boy's wrists.

"I was planning to give you your clothes back, but you don't deserve them yet, so I'll just use your belt," Roy growled, reaching under his desk and pulling out Edward's belt. Roy quickly wrapped the belt around Edward's wrists and picked him up, ignoring his protests. "Edward, stop talking or I'll force you to stop," Roy threatened, walking out of his office.

"Sir, where are you going?" Riza asked when they passed her.

"Home," Roy replied. "I'll bring my work back tomorrow."

"What about the reports you need to sign?!"

"Calm down, Lieutenant, they're on my desk. I'll see you tomorrow morning." And with that, Roy left Central Command, Edward still tied up in his arms.

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"Edward," Roy said as he opened the door to his house, "if I let you go, will you stand still in front of me?"

"Yes, sir," Edward muttered. Roy set him down and untied his wrists, hooking the belt over a coat hook.

"Edward, what you did was unacceptable," Roy scolded, staring at the boy in front of him.

"Yes, sir."

"You will be punished for this."

"Yes, sir."

"For 2 days, you will do what I say and only what I say."

"Yes, sir."

"Now, got to your room and stay there until tomorrow when I come to get you."

"Yes, sir." Edward turned around and walked upstairs, wondering how long the whiskers he'd drawn would last. "Huh?" Edward thought as he opened the door to his room. A small tray with a sandwich and a glass of water sat on his bed next to a couple books and a pair of black pajama pants. "When did he—?" His stomach interrupted him as I reminded him that he had skipped both breakfast and lunch. Quickly changing into the boxers and pants Roy left him, Edward grabbed the sandwich as he pulled out his braids, his hair freely falling over his shoulders. Lying back on the bed with the sandwich and a book, Edward quickly found the hours whizzing by. Soon after he had finished his last book, Edward was asleep.

Before he went to his room, Roy quietly opened the door to Edward's room. Luckily for Roy, Edward was one of the 'won't wake up until you call him short' sleepers. As he looked at the boy, a smile snaked its way onto his face. Roy wanted nothing more than to go over and take advantage of him, but restrained himself from doing so. The hand that rested on his stomach as it slowly rose and fell; the golden hair forming a halo around his head; the mouth slightly open as he slept.

"Soon, Fullmetal," Roy thought as he closed Edward's door. "Soon, you will be mine."

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