ATTENTION!!! IF YOU LOVE FRANCE, TURN BACK NOW!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU LOVE FRANCE!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
"Bye sister! Tomorrow is China's birthday, so I'm spending the night, da~!" Russia said as he walked to the front door.
"Not so fast, what about me?" Belarus said, grabbing her brother's arm.
"China isn't scary like you, sister…" Russia said, pulling out of her grip.
Hikari nodded her agreement.
"That's the point," Belarus said, blocking the door, "I can scare you into marriage! What's he gonna do? Ask you nicely? Like you'd agree to that!"
Russia blushed and thought to himself that actually he would agree to that…
"BELARUS! WALK AROUND THE HOUSE 500 TIMES!" Tsuki screamed, pointing to the door.
"Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again!" Belarus said, crossing her arms and not moving out of the way.
"OH, JUST LEAVE!" Every one screamed at her.
Kayla facepalmed, "Oh no…here comes another long role-play thing that will eventually end up being uploaded to FanFiction…" She sighed.
"At least you don't have a stupid pole thing up asking if you would cute dating Death the Kid…" L said grabbing a lollypop from the fridge.
"Your dating Death the Kid!?" Hikari screamed, "WHY. DIDN'T. YOU. TELL ME!?"
"FAAAAAAAANGIIIIIIIIIRRRLLL!!!" L screamed, running down the stairs to lock himself in his room.
"L…" Kayla called creepily, "come out, come out where ever you are~!" She took out a hair pin and started to unlock his door.
I know how Russia feels…L thought, Know wonder he drinks so much vodka…
"RUSSIA!" Kayla screamed, "EITHER BREAK THE DOOR FOR ME, OR YOU HAVE TO READ A STORY ABOUT YOU BEING RAPED BY FRANCE!" Kayla called.
Russian came running down the stairs at top speed. He stoped at the beginning of the hall.
If he helped Kayla, L would be mad at him. If he helped L, Kayla would be mad at him.
If Kayla was mad…France would rape him without even thinking about it, gawd that guy was horny…
If L was mad…he didn't want to think about it…
"SISSSSTTTEEEERR!!! Help me kill France, da~?" If he killed France, Kayla couldn't do anything. "I'LL EVEN MARRY YOU!!!!"
"Okay, sounds fun~!" Belarus called after getting her knife and dragging Russia out the front door. "Now~! Where is France…?"
"S-scary…" Tsuki called hiding behind Hikari.
"GET AWAY!" Hikari said swatting the other vampire away.
Belarus and Russia came back a few minutes later, "Now, you'll marry me, right?"
"I lied." Russia said smiling cutely.
"So I killed France for no reason…?" Belarus asked, looking at her seemingly super intristing feet.
Kayla looked out the window, "I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" She called before grabbing Mariah's hand and pulling her to the bus-stop.
L squeaked open his door, "Is it safe to come out…?"
"NO~!" Hikari called trying to reach through the door. He slammed it on her hand. She screamed a few cuss words before kicking the door and leaving.
Kayla and Mariah came back a while later.
Kayla's hair was a mess.
"What happened?" Russia said, staring at the bug-eyed girl.
"F-France…is not…dead…"
Mariah nodded, "She was boob-raped…"
"He's a boy…right?" Tsuki asked looking at the two.
"Fine. She was chest-raped, that better?" Mariah asked, sarcastically.
Hikari opened the freezer, "Um…guys…? His dead body is in the freezer…" She said picking up a nearly frozen solid arm and then letting it drop. It made a disgusting sound as it hit the freezer bottom.
Belarus nodded, "Marry, marry, marry, marry, marry Nii-san! Understand yet? YOU WILL MARRY ME."
Russia gulped.
"I s-swear he's ALIVE. He…ah…chest-raped me today, and just flat out raped poor America, then at lunch he kissed England and Italy on the lips, and poor Canada…he's lucky he's a fast runner…frickin' France…" Kayla asked.
Hikari patted her on the back. "There, there. It's okay. What can we do to make you feel better?"
Kayla thought for a minute, "OH YEAH! I NEVER GOT TO REDO MY FLASHBACK! I WAS IN Mc DONALDS WHEN—"
"SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled at her, even L who apparently could hear her from his room.
"Th-the…end…" The narrator said weakly, twiddling he thumbs.
"He…is…BACK!?" Mariah yelled.
"FORGET FRANCE! KILL HIM!" Hikari screamed, and everyone started punching, and kicking, and throwing things at the narrator. Even L who tiptoed up the stairs and threw a doughnut at him and then snuck back down very quietly.
Italy walked in to see everyone covered in blood, "V-vee…?" He said weakly, eyes huge and round.
"IF HE COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE, I'M JUST GONNA RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND SAW IT INTO EIGHTY-SEVEN PIECES!"
Death the Kid came in and flicked her head, "…make it eighty-eighty…"
"FINE! SYMYTRY OBSESED FREAK!" Mariah screamed.
"That was cruel…" Kid said, "Um…what's going on anyway…?"
D'Jae jumped in out of nowhere, refusing to let anyone else talk to Kid but her, "WHAT'S GOING ON IS L IS LOCKED IN HIS ROOM HIDING FROM FANGIRL'S AND RUSSIA AND BELARUS KILLED FRANCE, BUT HIS STILL ALIVE SOMEHOW, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE HIS BODY AS PROFF, OH! …and Kayla keeps wanting to redo her flashback with you and Soul having sex…" D'Jae trailed off at the end, blushing heavily and a small bit of blood trickling from her nose.
"Um…I shouldn't have asked…" Kid said, trying to leave.
"OH NO! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!" D'Jae said, grabbing his hand and pulling him out of the room.
"You know, Russia, you should go kiss L, just out of no where…all 'cause I like yaoi, and you two are my favorite anime guys, and it would make me happy to see that." Kayla said, out of the blue.
"Is she annoying you, Nii-san~? I could kill her for you…" Belarus said, wiping France's blood off her knife.
"That's not necessary, Belarus, da…"
"YEAH ITS NOT NECESSARY!" Kayla said rolling her hand into a fist, "I'd like to see you TRY to kill me, BETCH!!!"
"OHHHHHH~~~!! POOOOOWNNNN!!!" Hikari called.
Kid and D'Jae came back in to see what was going on.
"Wait. Kid is here…and L is here…so…YAOI!!!" Kayla said before running back down and finally unlocking L's door. She dragged him up the stairs, ignoring his protests. "Now. Have a cute/sexy yaoi scene." Kayla commanding, standing L next to Kid.
"No." They said simotaniously and leaving.
"I bet they're gonna go make out in private…" Kayla mumbled before using ninja skills and following them without being noticed.
"WAIT FOR ME!" D'Jae and Mariah yelled, running to catch up with Kayla. They were not very ninja like…
"What was that about…?" Tsuki asked.
"I…have…no…idea…" Hikari asked, facepalming and shaking her head.
Kayla and D'Jae and Mariah came back in. "…no fair…"
"What?" Tsuki and Hikari asked.
"They're just talking…" The three said in unison.
"Poor you guys…" the two vampires said with fake enthusiasium.
"The~ End~!" The narrator said, in his new zombie voice. Green skin falling off of his body and ragged cloths hanging from his outstreatched arms.
"That…is…IT!" Mariah said before lunging for the narrator.
He tried to run, but his legs fall off.
Mariah ripped off his head and smashed it on the ground. Then she started jumping on it. She jumped a total of eighty-eighty times. It was eighty-seven, but Kid picked her up and forced her jump one more time.
"Okay! NOW it's the end!" Mariah said happily.
"…how come you always get to say the end, da~? Aren't these stories about me and my sister, da~? I think we should get to say 'the end', da~!" Russia said putting his hands on his hips and pouting.
Belarus nodded.
"…fine…" Mariah said.
"THE END, da~!" Russia and Belarus said together, Belarus even added the 'da' to sound more like her brother.
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A/N: So? How was it? Stupid? REALLY stupid? Oh…just review…I'm sorry we get so off topic with these things, da…I promise, maybe not the next chapter, but the one after that will be CHOCKED FULL of Russia and Belarus!
Also: I think for the rest of the chapters coming up, I'm gonna use their human names, da~!
(main Hetalia characters)
Belarus=Natalia
Russia=Ivan
Italy=Feliciano
(just in case they are mentioned later…)
France=Francis
England=Arthur
Canada=Mathew
America=Alfred
Ukraine=Katyusha
Sealand=Peter
Germany=Ludwig
Japan=Kiku
China=Yao
Prussia=Gilbert
If I mention any others I will tell you at the beginning of the chapter, da~!
Cause that's just easier for me to write, da~?
Well…hope you keep reading, I currently have no clue when I will end this…
It will probably last a while though…da~…
'Kay! I shuddup now!