Episode 3 – Mind Freak!
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Rukia: Now that he has failed to devour you, he will try to fill the emptiness inside…
Rukia: ...By going after the soul of his most beloved one in his life
Ichigo: You don't mean?
Rukia: yes, it's…
Ichigo: Omfg what a god damn newb, going online to pwn all his halo 3 friends just because he lost one match… God where's the admin?
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Inoue: What's going on?
Inoue: Whats happening?
Inoue: Who is that monster?
Hollow: You don't know who I am?
Inoue: My brother perhaps?
Hollow: Fuck no, I'm Chuck Norris Bitch!
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Inoue: Tatsuki-chan!
Hollow: It's no use Orihime
Hollow: She can't hear nor see us
Inoue: Holy crap!
Hollow: Shociking isn't i…
Inoue: I didn't know we were filming the sixth sense!
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Ichigo: Inoue? You can see me?
Inoue: Well of course I can
Ichigo: Holy crap!
Inoue: What? Surprised that I can see your spirit form?
Ichigo: No, but concidering people can see Rukia… I must be a chick!
Inoue: Its no wonder you don't like me… Holy crap he vanished
Ichigo: I'm still here
Inoue: Who said that?!
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Hollow: That's right, Orihime died!
Ichigo: Holy crap! Then that means…
Hollow: That she's never coming back?
Ichigo: Then we really ARE filming the sixth sense!
Inoue: I thought so too!
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Hollow: Orihime, have you really forgotten me?
Inoue: …Onii-chan?
Hollow: Yes, you are…
Inoue: Well it's no wonder, with a face like that who WOULD want to remember you?!
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Ichigo: Do you know why, big brothers are born first?
Hollow: Yeah yeah, to protect their little…
Ichigo: No! That's not it
Hollow: Oh, then explain
Ichigo: … Cause boys rule and girls drool!
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Inoue: You never went to heaven, because I told you not to leave me
Hollow: Orihime…
Inoue: I always felt you were close by, and that you wouldn't leave me
Hollow: Your rig…
Inoue: You know how creepy it is to have a stalker?! Never mind a sibling stalker! My god it's no wonder why I stopped praying
Ichigo: She's got a point
Rukia: Indeed
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(The hollow grabs ichigo's sword after realizing Inoue kept her brothers hairpins)
Ichigo: Hey…
Hollow: If I stay like this, I'll just become a monster again…
Ichigo: Well damn rights you will
Hollow: so I shall take away…
Ichigo: If you're a mixture of Criss Angel and Chuck Norris then we got more than an enemy on our hands… Hell kill yourself now before your true power awakens!
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Inoue: Onii-Chan, before you go, I hae one last thing to say
Hollow: What is that?
Inoue: Have a nice day
Hollow: thank yo… What the fuck is that it?! Oh come on you could have said something a lot more meaningful like "You we're the most specialist person in my life"
Inoue: but i…
Hollow: I mean come on I'm about to kill myself and all you can say is "have a nice day?" God now I'm glad I'm killing myself… You just made me emo, thanks!
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Rukia: Yea, that's the power of Memory Replacement
Ichigo: Wow, where did you manage to extract it's power from?
Rukia: Well you see…
Criss Angel: Ah ha! That was SO a Mind Freak!
Rukia: GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!
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Emeralds Rose – Well it seems that a lot of you like to see some of the 'outside of the box' material. So if you got any suggestions in regards to people you think would be funny to see or events that should be mocked. Review it and I'll see what I can do :)