Disclaimer: Is this really necessary? Anyway, I don't own Assassin's Creed.
It was a lovely afternoon in the Auditore-Ibn La Ahad household when our protagonists heard a loud crash of a glider and the thump of a well-fed man. Altair rose from his meditation and ran outside only to find a large unconscious man on his front yard.
Altair did the rational thing and poked him with a stick. Several times.
Ezio leisurely stroled outside to see the problem first hand only to find Altair poking a fat man with a stick. Ezi pondered this sight for a moment and said "Altair, We've been over this." "We don't poke fat men with sticks." Altair glared at Ezio for a moment and replied "I do what I want." "I'm a higher ranked Assassin." Ezio laughed. "You think because you left me shiny golden history cookies you're a better assassin?"
Altairs face became red with anger and just as he was about to lash out on Ezio the fat man awoke and asked "pizza?"
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