OMG! can you believe my Mom! Everytime she sees me sitting in front of the computer, she'd ask me to do something then when i got back, she's using the computer. AAArrrrgggggg! Good thing my good friend Hisuka has his laptop so I had to "KIDNAP" his laptop for a while... :) PLEASE ENJOY HISUKA'S LOSS WHILE I EAT A BUNCH OF BOXES OF CHOCOLATES...
I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA... seriously, it's too good to be claimed by me...
Chapter 4
"Where the heck am I going? Hey, Sadako, you sure we're going at the right place?" Okita yelled at the Giant dog.
"Sadaharu idiot! And why would I bring you to Mommy? I hate you sadist!" Sadaharu thought.
"I have a feeling we're going the wrong way Sadako! China is in danger! You have to bring me to where ever China is!" Sougo pleaded to the monsterous dog.
Sadaharu stopped and looked at Sougo. "Is he telling the truth? No! He always annoys Mommy and always hurts her! there is no way he'd care for Mommy!" the ridiculously large dog believed. "I must make sure he does not meet Mommy anymore! Should I eat him?"
"I'll treat you for a week" Sougo offered feeling the dog doesn't trust him still.
"DEAL!" he almost screamed his thoughts. Sadaharu turned back and run as fast as he can which is faster than any vehicles you could ever imagine running in full speed.
"So I was right! This bastard was taking me at the wrong god-damn place!" the sadist said to himself as he tighten his grip to the ridiculously large and impossibly fast dog. "I really am coming China! You better wait for me!"
"So, Kagura..." Korei said with a soft voice as he gets closer to Kagura. "What was it again?"
"I believe we should play *JUNKEN*" Kagura said with an innocent look on her face. "That's what a man and a woman do when they are alone."
"Junken? really? Is that the best you can think of?" He said disappointedly
"Nope, I was thinking I wanna eat coz I am starving to death here. Can you untie me?"
"NO!"
He went near Kagura and played with her hair using his fingers. "Let me educate you on what a man and a woman do when they are alone" he said with the dirtiest smile on his gorgeous face. He went on top of Kagura. His knees bending in between Kagura's legs. Using is left hand as support to his weight and the other hand holding Kagura's chin, he leaned closer to Kagura's face. Kagura's facial expression did not change at all. She was staring at him looking so innocent. He smirked and went closer. His right hand was about to explore inside Kagura's kimono
"What the hell are you doing?" she said expressionless
"What do you think?"
"Hey pervert-kun! Do you really think you can touch anything other than a flat-chest inside that kimono?"
A very familiar voice reached their ears.
"What the... You wanna die sadist!"
"Is this how you thank your knight in shining armor?" Sougo raised a brow.
"If it isn't the officer." He sat down facing Sougo. Then he looked at Kagura "We'll continue this lesson later". Then he stood facing Sougo again.
"really? I don't think so." Sougo pulled out his sword and went to his perfect attack pose with killing intent.
"whoah! this dude is serious! I can see his bloody-red eyes on fire and a dark aura as background!" Korei calmed himself and gave Sougo a very CUTE fake smile. "Tsk! weak!" He charged in to attack Sougo and ridiculously failed.
"Who's weak again? You look pathetic!" Okita murmured loud enough for them to hear.
"I won't hand her over to a sadistic bastard like you!"Korei yelled while attacking Sougo. Sougo dodged smoothly and gave Korei a heavy blow but Korei blocked his attack with a pipe.(where the hell did that pipe came from?). Korei kicked Sougo's face but Sougo blocked his kick and return a kick to Korei's stomach. Full blow! It hurt Korei but he can still stand. "bastard! He's fu*&%# strong!" Korei thought. Korei then pulled out a ridiculously huge sword from under the bed where Kagura is tied. (He used a pipe earlier when he has a sword under the bed)
"Now Kagura-chan. Please watch as I slash your beloved's weak body" he boasted while getting ready for his attack
"What the hell are you talking about?" Kagura screamed her heart out
"ah, so China has feelings for a handsome hottie named Okita Sougo, eh" Sougo mockingly said "great!"
"DIE BASTARD!" Korei charged and tried to pierce the freaky sword of his to Sougo's body but failed (EPIC FAIL) because Sougo dodge in the most fashionable way and stroke his sword towards Korei but Korei blocked it.
"What was that, sadist? You got weaker or what?" Kagura can't help but tease him
"You wish, China! You owe me so you better get ready for your payment"
"Payment my ass! It's your job as the captain of the Shinsengumi to save a HOT lady like me from my kidnapper!"
"I can't see any hot lady anywhere, China"
"I'll kill you, BASTARD!"
"I am looking forward to that"
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU ARGUE WHILE FIGHTING, YOU BASTARD!" Korei bursted in anger while giving Sougo his heaviest blow but Sougo dodged it dramatically and slashed Korei's abdominal part... Korei fell on his knees before he lost his consciousness. Sougo then went near to Kagura who gave him her sweetest smile.
"You can untie me now" Kagura said while smiling
"Nah,, I wanna collect you payment, first." he said with a demonic smile
"wa,, what?"
Sougo went on top of her and did the same position as Korei a while ago.
" oi, what the.." she wasn't able to continue coz Sougo's face was too close.. Kagura's face turned red.
Sougo leaned forward and was about to kiss her
"OI! Suichiro! what do you think you're doing to my Kagura's innocence? Get the fuck off her!" the perm head yelled
"Great timing, Danna" Sougo untied Kagura "I was trying to untie her, Danna. You're late"
"Get off me before I smash your balls!" Kagua yelled
"see, I told you your so called Kagura is not innocent" Hijikata murmured as he light his cigar
"How did you get here?" Sougo pointed his bazooka at Hiikata while sitting beside Kagura "how dare you all interrupt my happiness" (I always wanna know where he hides is bazooka)
"Sadaharu went back crying like shit and wrote "SAVE MAMA FROM THE SADIST" using Hijikata's mayo." Gin explained
Kagura laughed so hard that she almost fell from the bed. "Good boy!" she said while petting Sadaharu. She then run towards Gin and hugged him tight."DIE DANNA! DIE!" is what Sougo was thinking "I wanna go home Gin-chan." she said with a smile on her face. "but I'm too weak to walk so you have to carry..." Kagura wasn't able to finish her sentence when Sougo grabbed her hand and pulled her close to him then carried her *princess style*. "I'll kill Danna after I kill Hijikata,, I mean, after Hijikata dies from an accident"
"Put me down, sadist!" she protested
"no,China. You said you're too weak to walk so I'll carry you home." he said sarcastically
"Oi! Sougo.." Hiikata wasn't able to continue since Sougo thrown an EVIL GLARE at him.
"Don't worry Kagura, I won't take my eyes off the two of you." Gin patted Sougo's shoulder.
And so they went out of the freaky building and walked to the Gin's place.
"You can put me down now, sadist!"
Sougo pretend not to hear her and went near to Sadaharu and whispered "You're a bad dog! no treats for you!" Sadaharu's face became sad "so if you wanna make up to me, go distract those damn asses" Sougo said while giving his sweetest smile to Sadaharu. Sadaharu then jumped in front of Gin and landed at Kondo's back. ( can you imagine how heavy this dog is) Then bit Hiikata's left arm (yes, arm, coz I don't wanna harm his handsome face) and plans to never let go. Gin and Shin tried their best to make Sadaharu stop but the dog just won't listen.
"finally"
"oi sadist! Put me down!"
Sougo brought Kagura inside Gintoki's room and slammed the door. He dropped Kagura on the floor. Kagura fell on her butt. "ouch!"
"now we can continue" he mocked
"wha..." again she was not able to continue but this time, Sougo was successful to own her lips. It was a long and passionable kiss. "I love you, China". Then he ran for his life and got out of the house successfully without getting harmed leaving the young Yato staring at the door. Stunned. He went to the Shinsengumi HQ with a smile.
"OI! KAGURA! HELP US HERE!" Gin yelled til his esophagus bled.
"Gin, there's something wrong with Kagura-chan" Shinpachi informed their leader with a worried face
Gin looked at Kagura who is still staring blank at the door.
"THAT SADISTIC BASTARD IS GOING TO DIE TONIGHT!"
"Hijikata-san, we will be coming with you as you go to HQ." said the boy with glasses
"As long as you could make this monster spit my arm, I don't mind"
"Oi! Kagura! Snap out of it!" Gin yelled at the poor Yato as he slaps her left and right.
Kagura recovered and blinked as she saw Gin's mad face.
"what? nothing happened okay! leave me alone!" Kagura screamed while running to her room (which is a closet) then slammed the poor door.
"Oi kagura! Do you like that sadist?"
silence
"oh shit! FINE! BUT AT LEAST INTRODUCE HIM TO YOUR PAPI!"
"can I really do that? oh well, hope Papi won't kill him" she thought
"Is that a good idea?" Hijikata asked
"I can't wait to see baldy's face when he finds out about this" said the perm head
"Poor Sougo" is the only thing Hijikata could say..
OKAY, I KNOW THIS ENDING KINDA SUCKS.. GOMEN NASAI... I BLAME IT TO MY LACK OF CHOCOLATE STOCKS... BUT I PLAN ON MAKING ANOTHER ONE... ABOUT PAPI AND KAMUI TRYING TO ACCEPT SOUGO... DON'T FORGET TO HIT REVIEW...
PLEASE DON'T HATE ME