Two days after the bell test.
Sakura: Kakashi sensei is late..... again.....as usual.
Naruto:Ya and he broke his record.
Sasuke: Of what? Killing people and BMs?
Inner Naruto: Ya thats you.
Naruto:No, I mean that he is late for 13 hours..... on a friday.... it is so unlucky.
Sakura: Friday the thirteen? Why not thursday the twelve?
Kakashi: Yo, sorry for being late, I saw that black cat again.
Sakura: So, you ignore it again....(THATS NOT AN EXCUSE)
Kakashi: Noooo..... i did not.
Naruto: Wow ... amazing.... so what did you do with it?
Kakashi: I look at it for 5 seconds before i leave...... it is perfectly normal.
Naruto: that won't take you 13 hours. What about the other..... ermmm..... 5 hours,58minutes and 55 seconds?(He only got the seconds right)
Inner Naruto: I used the calculator.....(You are still wrong)
Kakashi: I am lost in the path of life( He walked around his house for ?????? rounds)
Sasuke: Whatever, lets start the mission(I like anything better.... it is fizzy)
Kakashi:Team 9-2 our first mission is...(cutting by Naruto)
Naruto: Hey i though we are team 7? why are we team 8?
Sakura: Wow your maths are "really" good!
Naruto: thanks Sakura chan Sakura: Thats not a compliment, Baka Naruto.
Kakashi:Anyways, our first mission is...... catching a cat .... Which is the cat outside my house.
Naruto: why didn't you catch it when you saw it just now.
Kakashi: Cause I don't want to be late :D Team 7: .
Kakashi: lets catch it now.... we are late for 13 hours( And whose fault was that?)
Team 7 spilt up
5 minutes later Sasuke: This is a waste of time.
Naruto: I know.... unless you can time travel.....(I wish i can do that, to take my pie back)
Sakura: hey guys, i caught it.... its a piece of cake.
Naruto: wow Sakura-chan, thats was pro and i thought it was a cat?
Sasuke: Moron, thats a metaphor.
Naruto: whats a metaphor?
Sasuke: forget it.
Naruto: ok, whats your name? i "forget" it.
Sasuke: Cut it out.
Naruto: Are we gonna cut the cat? i mean thats cruel.
Sasuke: Why am i with this group of idiot?
Naruto: Its Mr Masashi kishimoto's fault, his the one that plan this( Wow, Neji is right whatever happen is plan to happen)
Sakura: stop it, you two, lets bring the cat to Kakashi sensei, and where is he?
Naruto/Sasuke: He is reading his book somewhere.
Kakashi: Its good that you two have "teamwork".
Sakura: Here's the cat sir Kakashi: Did i mention thats not the only cat i saw, and thats not the one our client wants.
Team 7: WT----*
After 3 days of searching.... Kakashi said that he found the cat Sakura: I think that look like the first cat we found.
Kakashi: It is, i forgot to mention i cannot see with one eye open, I "mis-look" it last time.
Client: Hey its you team 9-2.
Naruto: we are not team 8!
Client: anyway, i bought a new cat you can keep my old one.
Team 7 "Fainted" upon hearing this.
The next day Sakura: Sensei said that we had a new mission today Sasuke: and you think that its good?
Naruto: Ya what if it ends up like the previous one?
Kakashi: good teamwork, Naruto.... jerk over there.
Sakura: its unusual that you come here today so early, its only been 3 hours Kakashi: thats right cause i didn't see any cat outside my house today as you had caught all cats in Konoha.
Naruto: So whats the new mission? Catching Dog?
Kakashi: No its catching Rats.
Team 7: What?
Kakashi: just kidding....( Childish as usual) our mission is.
Naruto: Protecting a bridge bulider and fight missing-nin?
Kakashi:Ermmmm.... yes for the first..... but.... not so sure about the second one... it will be a A rank mission if that happen.
Naruto: believe it, it will happen
5 hours the gate of konoha Kakashi:This is our client Tazuna.
Naruto: Hi old man Tazuna how's your Grandson,Inari? and you should not lie to us about shinobi hunting you.
Tazuna: How did you know about my grandson and shinobi hunti... i mean bulgars robbing me.
Naruto: Then how did you come here without bulgar robbing?
Kakashi: Stop it and start the mission.... we are already late by 5 hours.
After a few miles from Konoha, Naruto saw the puddle of water.
Naruto: Yo, Sasuke can you evaporate the puddle of water there?
Sasuke: Stop being a sissy and lets go loser Naruto.
Naruto: just do it 's for your own good.
Suddenly two moron came out of the puddle of water.
Meizu: Take care of that orange moron and blue moron. I will take care of the copy cat.
Inner Sakura: Am i invisible?
Gouzu attack Naruto but he disappear.
Gouzu:Its a clone!
Meizu:Its a clone!
Sakura:Its a clone?
Sasuke:Its a clone?
Kakashi:I know its a clone.
Tazuna:Its a clone? What's a clone anyway.
Naruto: Yes it is a clone( dropping from the sky with rasengan)
Gouzu fainted upon the attack Meizu: Great chance, ( Meizu attack Kakashi)(Kakashi disappears)
Meizu: Clone again!
Sakura:Clone again?
Sasuke:Clone again?
Tazuna:Not again!
Naruto: Hey you copied me Kakashi sensei.
Meizu look up the sky, scared that Kakashi attack from air like Orange moron.
Kakashi: I wasn't(Kakashi attack from underground)
After they tied them up Naruto: See, i told you.
Sakura: How did you know that enemies was in the puddle Naruto?
Kakashi: Cause.
Naruto: It had not been raining for 5 weeks( Its 5 days) so how can there be puddles?
Kakashi: Hey thats my line, since the first time i seen you, you have been stealing my you ever read the script?( Naruto do not dare to touch another scpirt after the first chapter.
Naruto: I told that there is shinobi after him, sent by Gato Sasuke: Why didn't you say so earlier?
Naruto: I did, but nobody believe me, and you called me a sissy,jerk.
Sasuke: I didn't call you sissy jerk, i just called you sissy.
Sakura: And who is Gato?
Naruto: He is some bad guy who want to prevent Tazuna from buliding the bridge and sent shinobi to assasinate him and those two over there are part of it, but they are useless, and we need to be careful about Zabuza and his little friend Haku who cheated my feeling upon making me believe that his a girl jus like Deidara.
(thats a long breath he have)
Kakashi: I had heard of Zabuza he had challange me for blah blah did you know about him?
Naruto: ermmm... I had heard of him.... he is one of the sushi any how cut mist swordmen guy right? like Kisame.
Kakashi: No it is The seven swordmen of the hidden mist who cut got some part right though.
Zabuza: How could a little orange moron know my name?
Naruto: Hi Momochi Zabuza how's Haku?
Inner Zabuza: How did he know Haku and the "plan"?
Zabuza: Who is Haku?(pretending) And i hate people calling me my full name. You can call me Coolest guy in hidden mist.
Naruto: And i hate people calling me little orange can call me The guy who is better than Sasuke, who want to be Hokkage, love Sakura, love ramen.
Kakashi: You can call me Super Babe Magnet.
Naruto/Zabuza: Nobody's talking to you!
Kakashi: Great teamwork...Naruto and ......ZABUZA?
Zabuza: Lets cut the talking and lets F for fight.
Zabuza: Kirigakure no Jutsu (Hidden Mist Technique)
Kakashi: Moron, i can still see you Team 7 and Tazuna was sitting on the ground watching the fight.
Naruto:Kakashi sensei use your sharingan now... don't be surprised jerk over there.
Inner Kakashi: Is there anything he don't know?(1+1 i guess)
(The two start using hand signs)
Kakashi: Take this,Suiryuudan no Jutsu (Water Dragon Projectile Technique)
(At the same time)
Zabuza: Suiryuudan no Jutsu.... what....how did he?
Inner Zabuza: Its like he can read my mind..... OMG can the sharigan predict future)
Naruto: No! For idiot like you and the jerk, it can. For normal person, it can't but for some reason it genius like me,(look who's talking)
Kakashi: It just slows down movements.
Zabuza: You can read mind too, The guy who is better than Sasuke, who want to be Hokkage, love Sakura, love ramen?
Naruto: Ya, Cool guy in hidden sushi and you remember my name? I remember yours too.( Ya, right)
(An hidden mist Anbu came and shoot senpon at Zabuza)
Naruto: Stop acting Haku, we know its you Sakura: We do?
Sasuke: we do?
Kakashi: we do?
Tazuna: We does!.....right?
Haku: No you don't we had just met.
Naruto: so now you admit your name is Haku? and i know you are a boy.
Haku: I never said that i am a girl.... and you had never seen me Zabuza:But he really looked like a girl.
Kakashi: Hey i though you are dead.
Zabuza: Nah..... Haku just hit me on "fake dead" point, of course i am not that stupid to reveal our plans.
Naruto: You just did, sushi guy.
Zabuza: Hey Haku I think u had hit the "real dead" point.
Haku: OMG.... are you all right?
Zabuza: I think i had seen the light..... oh its the sunlight. Just kidding.
Sasuke: About what? the sunlight?
Zabuza: Obviously........... not... I mean the "Dead point"
Haku: and you cheated my feeling.
Naruto: Thats what you did to me.... You Fake girl of sushi swordmen.
Haku: Look, a flying Guy- Maito Guy Everyone: we had no appetite after looking at him, thats why we are not looking.
Haku: How about..... a flying Team rocket?
Everyone: WHERE?
(Haku and Zabuza leaves)
Kakashi: Oh **** we had lost sight of them.
Naruto: I should have known that was a trick.
Kakashi: never mind.... cause Naruto....(Musical tone) Everybody makes mistake, everybody has those days.
Tazuna: you watch Hannah montana too?
Kakashi:Ya thats my favourite show..... that girl is soooo like my lover.
Everybody looks at him and asked who was it?
Kakashi: I will not say unless Zabuza come back and asked me to.
Zabuza: Who was your lover?
Kakashi: What the Hell?
Zabuza: you said that you will say if i i return even i might be tortured....murdered..... darkened by you...but i return to sell those news to paparazi.
Kakashi: Fine her name is..... (secret....secret)
Everybody: Wow she's your lover!
Kakashi: anyway lets continue F for fighting.
2nd round(looks like we had skip lots of parts)(who cares)
Kakashi VS Zabuza Haku VS Naruto and Sasuke
Haku: Demonic ice mirror Sasuke: Wow i look so handsome( yes you are)
Naruto: I look as handsome right?( No you aren't)
Haku: do i look a little fat?(yes you aren't)
Meanwhile.
Sakura is having tea with Tazuna Sakura: this tea is nice..... what is it called?
Tazuna: its called Tazuna specially made tea for morons.
Sakura: No wonder it taste so nice... even the name is nice.
Meanmeanwhile.
Zabuza: Go die super babe magnet....Suirou no Jutsu (Water Prison Technique)
Kakashi: Under the sea... i love swimming.
Zabuza: stop singing.
Kakashi: No, don't you think its amazing that i can sing in water?
Zabuza:ermmm are you some kind of fish?
(Kisame: Did somebody said fish? Nobody, shark of hidden sushi)
Back to Haku Haku:Hey Naruto look at this mirror.... it makes people ugly Naruto: Hey sasuke try that mirror, Haku says it make people look like revenger.
Sasuke: although i don't care about my looks but i will still try it.
a few seconds later Sasuke: HAKU i saw Naruto inside that mirror.
Haku: Huh?
Sasuke: Naruto in that revenger mirror... he looks so ugly like the original.
Naruto: I hate you jerk.
Meanwhile Sakura: hey can i have another cup of tea?
Tazuna: No, its for me.
Sakura: give me or elze....i will.
Tazuna: do what?
Sakura: I will pour the tea away... into me and my big mouth.(wow I though that Sakura only had a big forehead)
Inner Sakura: Hey **** you 007.
Meanmeanwhile Zabuza: Don't you think its getting boring here?
(Kakashi had drowned)
Zabuza: OMG what have i done?
Kakashi: what you did?
Zabuza: I forgot to buy the New series of Make-up paradise.
Kakashi: Really? you read them too? i had the whole series including the New one in my pocket( Wow thats a huge pocket to hold 13 books)
Zabuza:Didn't the water soak them?(Zabuza realese the water prison)
Kakashi: No i used a jutsu to keep my pocket dry no matter what, even i am underwater.
Zabuza: WOW.... jonin in konoha sure get lots of yen.I work for Gato for 5 years and i can only afford to buy 3 books.( How stingy Gato can be? Each book only cost 1000yen)
Kakashi: I can lend you mine.
Zabuza: Wow you are such a great friend.(And a great magnet....is Zabuza a Babe)
After they read 10 books.
Zabuza: Wow i want those book.
Kakashi: why i thought you had read them?
Zabuza: Nooooooooooooooo....i want to keep them forever... and i need Haku to read for me....i dunno how to read!
Kakashi: No way....thats mine book... and i can read for you.
Zabuza: No Haku sounds like a girl.....and its so much better than your voice.
Kakashi: Return me the books.
Zabuza: No.
Kakashi: Then die Raikiri(Lightning blade)( what killing his new friend for 10 books)
Zabuza: Haku.... help me ....(Zabuza was such coward?)
Back to Haku Sasuke: I love these mirrors Naruto: Me too Haku: Me.....(Haku heard a freak calling)
Haku: Sorry but i GTG.... me three.
Sasuke: Hey its Kakashi sensei Naruto: chasing Zabuza with make-up paradise?
Zabuza: Haku help me...(Hid behind Haku)
Kakashi: Die Zabuza, Lightning blade!
( Kakashi almost hit Haku but Naruto Push Haku away)
Kakashi: Yay my books.
Haku: why..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why did Zabuza died before making me sushi dinner tonight?
Gato:Hmmmm useless moron...... like me.
All become like Kakashi Everybody: Die Gato With Rasengan+ Raikiri+ Grand fire ball jutsu+ Demonic ice mirror+ inner sakura+Tazuna's tea= Gato blasting off with tea.
In the sky Gato: Hi team rocket i am your second greatest fan.
Mizuki: yup i am the first.
James/jessie: are you joining us for blasting off?
Gato: Thats right Meowth: Thats my line... first Mizuki now Gato What the heck.
On Earth Naruto: Hey quickly bulid this bridge Ok? remember to name it after me Sasuke: And me too Sakura: And me three Kakashi: don't forget me....four( How childish.... me five)
In the end Tazuna name the bridge Team 7 + 007 12345 bridge.
After returning to KONOHA Kakashi: Thats a long Part, anyway..... Good job team7.. be sure to sleep early tonight, and eat breakfast.... don't worry Naruto... you will not puke.
Inner Kakashi: Nah.
Kakashi: I have a suprise for you guys, tomorrow.
Guy: ME?
Kakashi: No, not you guy.
Chapter2 part 5 Chunnin exam/ Anbu of time Chapter2 part 6 Disfigured future/Correcting the future/ Finally The End