Kidoumaru Does Konoha!

Chapter 4

Kidoumaru sat at the table, looking at the little bugs that seemed to everywhere.

"Is something wrong?" Aburame Shibi asked, looking at his guest.

"No sir. It's just nice to see people who respect insects." He had been invited to dine with the Aburame clan, and it was... Interesting. He had no problem with the bugs, or the oddly dressed people who wore dark glasses and kept half of their faces covered, How do they eat? They put the food around their high collars, and it disappears!, But the silence, the people seemed to never speak! It was just weird...I don't even know his mom's name! They never told me! Kidoumaru suddenly remembered his 'surprise', and pulled a large scroll from his shirt. "Hey, maybe I could show you my summon! He's a giant spider!"

Shino looked up, "Didn't you lose that summoning scroll when you were killed? Or did Akatsuki recover it?"

Kidoumaru smiled, "I re-made it. I don't doubt that the recovery team from Konoha took the scrolls from our bodies, but I don't think they'd let me have it back."

"May I see it." Shibi asked? Kidoumaru handed the scroll to the Aburame, who looked at it with interest, "Fascinating, a truly unique summon. Did you make this from memory?"

Kidoumaru nodded politely, "I memorize all of my scrolls, that way, if I lose one, or it's stolen, I can make another. They're also interesting to me, so I like just reading them sometimes."

"Perhaps you could demonstrate this summon after we eat. I for one, would be interested in seeing it. What's it's name?"

"Kyodaigumo."

Suigetsu sat restlessly, waiting for Sai to finish sketching him. He was just a very energetic person, and it was hard to keep still. "I'm finished." Sai said in his usual monotone, "Come see."

"Very nice, bro! You captured my primal beauty perfectly!" he laughed gently, and Sai gave him a smile in return. Suigetsu frowned slightly.

"What's wrong?"

"I was just thinking of what those ROOT pigs put us through, what they did to you." Suigetsu had a sudden urge to track down their former superiors and dismember them... Slowly.

"The past can't be undone, so it's no use thinking on it." Sai's voice was as calm and neutral as always.

Those #! didn't even leave him enough emotion to feel angry about it! Yes, there are going to be some killings in Konoha...

"What do you do for pleasure, Suigetsu?"

Suigetsu was momentarily shocked speechless, Is he really trying to learn about fun? "I usually hassle Karin, or cut people's arms and legs off . . ."

"So, you enjoy playing practical jokes on the Pervert and committing acts of torture and murder?" Sai asked blankly. "As murder is illegal, perhaps we could enjoy ourselves at Pervert's expense. I have long been curious of 'humor' and so called 'practical jokes'."

Suigetsu grinned, "Oh yeah, this is gonna' be fun!"

Kankurou rubbed his sore lips, Hana is a lot of woman! I thought my lips were gonna fall off! He pulled back and looked at himself in the mirror, checking for bruises or lipstick, Dear God, don't let Kiba find out I was making out with his sister! He walked back to the couch and plopped down, exhausted. All we did was kiss, Well, she did grope my butt,... but still, I feel like I went six rounds with a champion boxer! He lay back and closed his eyes, What a night! I hope this wasn't just a one-time thing, I really like her...

Kidoumaru knelt, his summoning scroll stretched out in front of him, swiftly performing the Jutsu to call his summon beast. Kyodaigumo emerged into the Forest of Death, accompanied by a sound of thunder, stunning the Aburames. She was black with two orange, lightning like streaks running down her abdomen, more impressive was the fact that she was the size of an adult elephant, with long, shaggy limbs and a bloated, hairy body.

"Kidoumaru... Why have you summoned me?" The spider asked in a deep, terrifying voice. "I wanted you to meet the famous Aburame clan."

The spider clicked her fangs thoughtfully, "You wanted me to eat the tasty Aburame clan?" Her hearing wasn't what it used to be after so many centuries.

"NO! I want you to MEET them!"

"You know that I am not good at conversations." The spider replied, 'But I am intrigued. I have heard much of the Aburame clan." She scurried to the forest floor, and crouched down, lowering her body so that Shino could feel her furry exoskeleton. "Tell me, Kidoumaru, what ever happened to that Hyuuga kid?"

"He killed me. But I was brought back, and we're friends now."

If Kyodaigumo had eyebrows she would have arched them, "KILLED YOU! Hmmmmm. Now that you mention it, I heard some of the other summons talking about how some people were brought back just recently. They said one of them killed Jashin himself!"

Kidoumaru nodded, "That was Abumi Zaku."

The spider paused thoughtfully, "Oh, well, I never liked Jashin much anyway." She motioned with one long leg, "Climb up on my back."

Kidoumaru lept onto the spider's back, "How about Shino?"

"Whatever kid." Kidoumaru pulled Shino up, "Don't worry, Shibi-san. He'll be fine."

Together they rushed off across the treetops.

Inuzuka Kiba was upset, to say the least.

"If nothing happened, then why do I smell him all over you!?"

Hana growled right back at him, "That's none of your business I can more than take care of myself! Besides, I kissed him first!"

Kiba's eyes bugged out of his head, "YOU KISSED!"

"Oh, and you and TenTen haven't?"

Kiba blushed, "That's different!"

Tsume walked into the room, "You're right, it is different." She turned to Kiba and poked him in the chest, "You're still jail-bait!" She sat down, "Hana is a big girl, she knows what she's doing, however, whether or not Kankurou is mature enough I don't know." She sniffed, "I smell fear, he was afraid..."

"He should be." Kiba grumbled, and Tsume growled, forcing him to back down,

"If you lay a hand on that boy, I swear I'll beat you so hard you won't be able to sit down for the next year!"

Kiba whimpered and slunk away, Tsume's spankings were infamous and unforgettable, and he didn't want another...

"Hana, don't be too rough with the boy. I don't want to have my daughter brought up on rape charges."

"MOM! I wouldn't do that! We just kissed, that's all. He's so innocent, if I had tried to go further he would have fainted!"

Tsume giggled, "He really is a good boy, isn't he?"

Hana smiled, "Yes, yes he is."

Naruto sat next to the hyperventilating Hinata, his arm around her shoulder. "You love me!" He said for the five-hundredth time.

"I-I-I-I..."

"I had no idea!"

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I..."

"I always thought you were just being nice!"

"Uh-uh-I-uh..." Hinata finally gave up trying to speak, grabbed Naruto, and kissed him passionately. Once the kiss was over, Naruto tried to say something, but it came out as.

"I-I-I-I-I..."

To be continued...