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Mighty was walking around one day, happy to be in the spotlight of this story. But then...A wild Cream the Rabbit appeared! She yelled, "I'm gonna rip you from the face of the earth mr.!" Finishing it off with an innocent giggle: "Tehe!" Mighty looked mighty confused at what the young girl had to,d him, and then he faced the worst horror of all: hugs by Cheese the Chao! The cuteness began to overload his mind and proceeded to have his mind blown by cuteness. Cream said, "Excellent work my minion, soon we shall take over the world using my supposed innocence and your cuteness to take over the world! Muahahahahaha!" Just then, Bean, Bark, and Ray appeared in a cameo walking in the background. But then, Chaos and Tikal popped up out of nowhere, Chaos became Perfect Chaos because he felt like it, and proceeded to flood Seaside hill. Chaos then started to set to work on freeing an old enemy: Mephiles. Because everyone loves Mephiles being in stories. Why? Because he's the lord of darkness! Silver appeared a the scene due to plot convenience and , "If he sets that hedgehog free it 'll the end of all of us!" he then yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mephiles was then set free and then proceeded to teleport in front of his old foe, and hugged him! "Oh no!", "The horror!" commented two random watchers. After giving a glare that could kill to the two beholders, Silver said, "Please stop hugging me. It is very awkward and is making me feel extremely uncomfortable." Mephiles stopped hugging and said, "Silver sensei-sempai-sama-kun! I wish to commence a quest to hug everyone and infect the, with the love of darkness! Then everyone will love the night just as much as the day!" Smiling with his non-existent mouth, Mephiles mugged Silver tightly once more. Silver said, "Ok. Um, start in the anti-universe! They love hugs there!" Little did Silver know, every single one of their evil counterparts did love hugs. Especially from lords of darkness. Mephiles gave up on his quest to hug everyone and stayed in the anti-verse and slowly hugged all the good stored in him away. He then took over the anti-verse. And there was much rejoicing. "Yay!" commented the two from before flatly. Mephiles then used his dark powers to turn them into two chickens which were fried for dinner later that evening. They also had a lovely soup. Then the page fades to black as Mephiles and the anti's gather together and laugh.
Sir Percival was inquiring the title of 'Sir' given to all knights. She was a female and the title 'Sir' was generally acknowledged to app,y t men. So she went to King Arthur, aka Sonic, and asked him about this. King Sonic wisely answered, "Quite frankly, I was just too lazy to give you a different title other than 'Sir'." Sir Percival gave him an extremely dirty look that could put a pig pen to shame. Sonic shrugged and returned to being bored due to no evil wanting to rear it's head. Then suddenly, pineapples! It didn't help cure Sonic's boredom. But they did provide a nice meal later on. Then Sir Gawain came charging in and took over the kingdom with an army of living bacon. Sir Lancelot knew this in retribution for filling Sir Gawain's house with those skunks, preventing the knight from smelling ever again. The two battled epically, dual swords vs sword, clashing against each other, ringing throughout the halls. They then took a quick break to eat some bacon minions. Then they dueled once more! Their fight was interesting enough for King Sonic to not be bored, then a magical light shone from within Sonic. He yelled, "Deus ex machina!" and light spread all over and cured everything. Even Sir Gawain's smell. And there was much rejoicing. "Yay!" cried the knights unexcitedly. Then they all had ham for dinner with leftover pineapple.
Omega decided not to appear in this chapter and disappoint many. The end.
But wait! As Omega somewhat appeared by deciding not to appear,it has caused a paradox! Now the fabric of the universe is tearing apart and we will all be consumed in the destruction! But luckily, Omega read this story in the future as the only survivor of the paradox, and then proceeded to travel into the past and destroy the paradox with missiles, lasers, and bullets. Omega then went to destroy more worthless consumer models. The end.
Thanks for reading, and thank you especially to It'snot, Werewolf, and That Kid, all who have reviewed this story. And to werewolf, the
person who asked to have an OC appear, sorry,I don't use OCs in stories unless the story requires one. As the Sonic the hedgehog franchise
has thousands of characters to choose from, I do not plan on having an OC in my stories unless I run out of ideas. This is not to say I outright hate
OCs. I mainly fear that i'll give them Mary Sue syndrome. But I may include an OC in this story if I ever decide to parody some things OCs are commonly
known for. Such as the disease known as Mary Sue syndrome.
Have a paradoxical day-Dragon.