Chapter 4: I Must ask a Favre
"Mr. Hat?" Clyde asked? He remembered the puppet from Mr. Garrison's 3rd Grade class.
"Hi Clyde. Please, take a seat." The boys sat down, confused. Not confused that their gay teacher's puppet that he used to channel his homosexual feelings into was now a teacher in North Park, but because they didn't know how he could reach the pedals to drive here.
"Now class, lets review our multiplication. What is 4x5? Clyde?"
"Uh, 16?" Clyde responded, unsure of himself.
"Err! Wrong! What a retard! Anybody else?" Clyde looked down, embarrassed. Dylan answered 20. The class continued reviewing until the end, when they took a quiz. Clyde struggled, but Craig helped him out.
The bell rang and the boys began to leave as Mr. Hat called them back in.
"I need to ask you guys a favor. If you see my husband, can you tell him I'm sorry? He refuses to talk to me after I told him what I did with Garrison last week."
"Husband?" Token asked. He was unaware that Mr. Hat had dated.
"Yes, Brett Favre. We met in a sauna and fell in love. He's in town somewhere. Please tell him for me."
The boys headed to the lunchroom, where they agreed to not tell Brett Favre, because that was something Cartman and those guys would do and would probably lead to them fighting the Green Bay Packers or some bullshit.
After lunch and some more class, the bell finally rang and school was over. Craig was in the bathroom looking at his injured nose when Trent and his friends came in. They locked the door behind them.
"It's Craig, right? You're friends with those assholes from South Park. What're you doin' in my town?"
"What are you doing out of juvenile hall?" Trent struck Craig in the stomach.
"I got out. Finished the tunnel I was diggin' through the wall of my cell last time I was in. Hidin' out here 'till they stop lookin' for me."
"What do you want with me?"
"You think you're a tough guy don't cha? Well you're not. You're a pussy. I run this school, and you ain't gonna change that."
"Look, I don't want to get in your way, and I don't care if you're trying to take over the school. That's cool. Just please leave me and my friends alone."
"I will mess with who ever I want, whenever I want. And besides, there's nothin' you can do to stop me from throwing around your little brown-hair buddy or beating up that tweeker."
Craig was powerless to do anything, especially alone with these three bullies. They stared at each other for a moment before Trent unlocked the door and left, his friends scurrying behind him.
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This part takes place during Craig and Trent's confrontation in the bathroom, focusing on what Clyde, Tweek, and Token were doing.
Craig and Clyde were waiting at Clyde's locker for Tweek and Token. Craig had said he had to go to the bathroom and walked away. Token came around the corner, texting someone on his iPhone. Tweek soon followed.
"Who are you texting?" Clyde asked.
"Cartman. He says something weird is happening in South Park."
"Ask him what." Token's phone goes off and he reads the text to himself. "What did he say?" Clyde asked.
"All he said was I'll tell you later you black asshole."
"Wonder what's going on."
"Who knows, they could've done something to destroy the town again for all we know."
"Ah! W-Where's Craig?" Tweek asked.
"He went to bathroom just before you guys got here."
"What's taking him so long?" Token asked.
They looked down towards the bathroom when Trent came out with his friends behind him. The three of them became panicked. Then, Craig walked out, holding his stomach. The boys ran over to see if he was ok.
"I'm fine. But we have to do something about him. He's terrorizing the school, and we don't have Cartman and those guys anymore to do something about it for us."
"That reminds me. Cartman told me something is happening in South Park. He didn't say what." Craig smiled a little and though to himself. 'At least I don't have to worry about their problems anymore.' The boys all decided to walk home. Except Token, who had his parents pick him up. It would take him forever to climb the mountain on foot.
End of Chapter 4