Hey everyone! Jade here with ch.3. Hope you guys like this chapter. I think I put a lot more words into this one!

Also, a note for those of you who read my other story, "The Widow's Bloody Tears", the story is still going. Don't be concerned. But right now I just have no inspiration. I think I'll be pumped up again after the second season comes out. I can't wait!

Anyhow, let's get this chapter started:

ZERO:

3. Throw brunette wigs and brown contacts at him in front of Kaname, and say: "NOW YOU CAN LOOK JUST LIKE YUUKI FOR KANAME SAMA~!"

-x-

Zero and Yuuki were performing their usual boring prefect duties this boring, chilly morning when the same boring time came when the boring night class would come out of the gates of boringness.

Then the boring girls would squeal and scream with their boring voices.

But today was different. While Yuuki and Zero were trying to restrain the desperate boring fangirls from reaching their boring idols, I came up to Zero.

Well, not really. I nudged closer and closer to him until I was a considerable distance. I did this more or less every day, but it's what I bear with me today in my bag that's different. I snicker in anticipation, and the moment the brown haired pureblooded vampire comes into sight, I squeal so loud, that for a few moments everyone just shuts up. Kaname was staring hard at me, his eyes a mixture of curiosity and annoyance.

"Eeee~!" I squealed again and hurled a bunch of brown stuff at Zero.

"Wha?" He caught them and glanced at me in confusion.

"It's those brown wigs and brown contacts you wanted me to get for you, Zero!" I grin innocently. "Now you can look JUST like YUUKI for Kaname sama!" My grin grows wider.

"Gah!" Zero starts and throws my 'gifts' onto the floor, glares at Kaname with a panicked expression full of hate, and stomps away.

Kaname, on the other hand, just stood there for a few minutes, staring at me, and then Yuuki, who at the moment has her mouth open so wide I thought she'd drool any moment. She does do that, you know? Once I saw a huge gob of drool come out of her mou- okay, back on topic.

But life goes on, and eventually Kaname continues on his way, this time slower, and keeping his eyes on me for quite some time.

The fangirls were silent. It was a miracle, was it not? Zero should be thanking me!

-x-

KANAME:

3. Hide ALL the blood tablets in the Moon dorm, and replace them with white Rockets candy.

-x-

Digging through the Night Class blood tablet cabinet was messy business, because while I was trying to take them all out, picking each one up, I began to sweat, and the tablets dissolved, and I had to go wash… You understand, don't you? It's messy business.

Anyways, soon all the tablets were picked (I even had to sneak into some of the students' rooms to get all of them!) and kept in a rather large jar. In another jar was an equal quantity of white rockets candy I had obtained on Halloween.

Laughing evilly, I placed the rockets tablets in the places the blood tablets had been found, taking blood tablets, replacing rockets candy. This went on for quite some time, and I'd hoped no one would realize I was in here. Thank god all the bloodsuckers were asleep.

Or were they?

Out of the corner of my eye I saw a movement, and I grew afraid suddenly. Looking around frantically, I ran into the thick velvet curtain, hiding myself.

It was Aidou who'd come in. Why wasn't he asleep? Ah. Perfect timing. He'd come for blood.

Mumbling, the blond haired vampire took one of the white tablets, and dropped it in a glass of water on top of a counter. He leaned over the table slightly, waiting for it to dissolve. He yawned, and began to tap his fingers against the table.

I waited.

"UGH! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS THING?" He hissed so menacingly that it was an equal to a scream of anger.

He picked up the glass, and in this motion spilled a bit of the water onto himself, and just swallowed the entire contents of the glass, keeping the blood tablet in his mouth.

He spat it out within seconds, wiping his mouth with erratic motions. On his face was a scared expression.

He did the same thing for 3 more tablets, only to be met with the same result.

"KANAME SAMA!!!!" He ran out of the room, whining.

I jumped out the window and fled. Things were going to turn ugly.

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NEXT CHAPTER:

ZERO:

4. Whenever you need to write his name, always write it as "Kuran Zero"

(Always a classic!)

KANAME:

4. In the daytime, hide ALL the curtains and blinds in the Night Class. Tell him Zero ordered it.

(Muhaha! This will go great with the blood tablet deprivation. Let's make people bleed in view of the night class, shall we?)