Disclaimer: Black Butler belongs to Yana Toboso. If I owned Sebastian...let's just say he would never leave my bedroom. Ever. He'd be my little sex slave...ahem...yea. Also, the image is not mine. And do you guys know how hard it is to find a pic of Bassy as a mermaid? It is neigh impossible, I tell you!
Songs Listened To When Writing: Jellyfish Jam from Spongebob, Sound the Bugle from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Kingdom Dance from Tangled(((Ciel's Song)))
P.S. This ENTIRE fic was inspired by the song 'Virginia Company' from the movie, Pocahontas. Can you believe that? I sure have an imagination, lol
''Eat.''
''No thank you.''
''Sebastian, just eat already.''
''I decline.''
Ciel rubbed his temples with two of his fingers irritably as he tried to calm himself down. Before lunch, William had ordered him to give the merman more food because all the other foodstuffs in his tank had been consumed. The deckhand thought that this would be a simple task because Sebastian had already eaten the other fish and kelp in his tank. So he left the merman alone to eat his meal in peace and go have some lunch of his own, but when he returned, Sebastian hadn't eaten anything. Now they were fighting...again. And just when Ciel had been beginning to think that they were starting to tolerate each other a little bit.
''You ate the other fish. This is the same exact thing, just eat it.'' Ciel grumbled, trying to remain calm. He knew that if Sebastian didn't eat then William would have a fit. So he had been trying for the past fifteen minutes to get the man-fish to eat something, but the raven was being so difficult and kept refusing.
''I only consumed that horrible excuse for a meal because I had no other choice at the time.'' Sebastian crossed his arms and glared from his sitting position near the back of his tank, not at all interested in the fish that were swimming around his living space.
''Well you have no other choice now either. So just eat the damn food already.'' Ciel glared right back at the sea creature, not backing down from his request.
''That is not true. Back then, I was unable to speak with you, but currently I can.'' Sebastian let his tail stretch out as he shifted into a more comfortable position, still keeping his arms crossed. ''Now, I have made my request for what I wish to consume. Acquire it for me, and you shall have no further problems with my eating habits.''
Ciel just glared harder at the merman when Sebastian threw him that cheeky close-eyed smile of his. The teen put a hand up to the bridge of his nose and pinched it. ''Sebastian. I am not diving... into the ocean...to find you your stupid tuna.'' He spoke slowly, as if speaking to a child. ''So just eat your fucking snappers and be done with it.''
''No. I refuse to eat these fish any longer.'' Sebastian growled, swatting away a fish that swam too close. ''I desire to eat skipjack tuna, nothing else.''
''Sebastian.'' Ciel glowered. ''I am going to kill you. Just eat!'' The teen slammed his hand on the glass separating them, having had enough of this. Like last time, Sebastian became extremely annoyed by the loud noise.
''No. And do not do that.'' Sebastian was in front of Ciel in an instant, red and blue eyes glaring at one another. ''It hurts my ears.''
''I'll stop when you eat something.'' Ciel hissed and slammed the glass again. He didn't use enough force to harm the glass, only enough to make Sebastian angry.
''I already told you-'' Sebastian was cut off as Ciel slammed the glass again and the merman covered his own ears, glaring death at the teen. ''Stop that.''
''Eat.'' Slam.
''Ciel-''
Another slam. ''No. Eat.''
''No!'' Sebastian growled and flicked his tail upwards forcefully, causing a wave of water to splash out of the tank and crash over Ciel. The deckhand instinctively shielded himself with his arms as he got soaking wet.
Ciel was stunned into silence for a few moments as he shivered and coughed from being soaked to the bone with cold water. He looked up at Sebastian, who scoffed and looked away as he crossed his arms. ''You little wretch!'' Ciel coughed, extremely pissed.
''What ever is going on back here, Phantomhive?'' Someone asked, stopping Ciel from all but climbing into the tank and strangling the merman.
Ciel coughed for a few more moments before addressing the three that had approached him. ''What does it look like?'' He growled, not at all caring that he was being rude.
''Well it looks like you got your ass handed to you by a fish.'' Ash brought a hand to his mouth to hide his smirk as Claude frowned at the boy's lack of respect.
William, on the other hand, let the disrespectful tone go for now as he surveyed the scene before turning back to Ciel. ''Phantomhive. Clean this up.'' He adjusted his glasses higher up onto his nose as he walked over to the tank and gestured to Sebastian. ''I have told everyone on board that this creature is property and should be treated as such.''
Ciel bit into his lip and looked away, remaining silent, as Sebastian frowned. Even though he chose not to converse with William, he could still understand what was said, and the words insulted him greatly.
''I can not have you damaging the ship's property, so I will ask you to keep your distance once again.'' William fixed his glasses and looked at Sebastian out of the corner of his eye. ''Honestly, I don't understand why anyone would want to purchase him alive. If you ask me, this creature is better off dead. It would be easier on all of us.'' He mumbled to himself, irritated that the merman was causing so much trouble when he hadn't even been here that long.
In an instant, William ended up soaked from a splash, having suffered the same fate as Ciel just a few moments ago. His glasses slipped off of his nose due to the crash of the water and the business man coughed. ''My glasses!'' He exclaimed when he noticed that they were gone and scrambled to find the missing piece of eye-wear.
Meanwhile, Ash started laughing loudly and Ciel chuckled to himself when William blindly searched for his spectacles on the soaking we floor. Claude on the other hand, remained silent like usual, but he gripped onto the side of his own glasses, silently pitying the poor man in front of him.
''Stop laughing this instant! I will not tolerate such disrespect!'' William hissed and pointed at the laughing duo as his other hand continued to look for his glasses.
This only caused Ash and Ciel's laughter to increase because he pointed in the wrong direction from where they were standing. Eventually, Claude decided to step in and handed William his glasses. The business man gave Sebastian a look that could kill before turning his attention to Ash and Ciel. The former was still laughing as Ciel wisely stopped.
''If you find this to be so funny, Ash, then you can clean up this mess.'' William said and shoved a mop into the white-haired male's chest before angrily stalking off, Claude in tow. Ash seemed to snap out of it after that and ran after the two, complaining that he shouldn't have to do any manual labor.
Ciel let out another chuckle as he watched them go before turning back to Sebastian. His amused expression instantly vanished, however, when he saw the merman huddled up in a corner, arms crossed and turned away from him. The teen bit his lip and moved to talk to him but was stopped at William's shout of, ''Phantomhive! Go dry off this instant! You are tracking water everywhere!''
The teen sighed at this, and gave one final look at Sebastian before leaving to go change.
A while later, Ciel was all dried off and buried underneath the covers in his very own bunk below deck. He had gotten off easy with cleaning up Sebastian's mess. William had very angrily ordered Ash to clean it up, much to the whaler's dismay. Ciel in the meanwhile, had tried to talk to Sebastian after he had dried off, and when no one was watching, but the merman refused to even look at him.
Ciel sighed to himself as he turned over in his bed and brought the blankets up around himself more comfortably. He closed his eyes and listened to the waves hitting the outside of the ship, the familiar noise lulling him to sleep. The teen had almost slipped into dreamland before he heard two pairs of feet make their way downstairs. He growled and turned over again, pulling the blankets over his head and trying to rule out the noise. Why was anybody even down here anyway? Lunch just ended an hour ago!
''Oh, Ciel's already sleeping.'' The teen could instantly make out the voice of Meyrin.
''Yes, it appears that he is alright then.'' He could make out the voice of Agni next and Ciel furrowed his eyebrows from under the covers, wondering why they would come down here. He listened on, curious.
''His asthma must not have bothered him from that splash.'' Meyrin commented quietly to herself and Ciel heard her sit down on a bunk near his. The must have heard what happened.
''I am glad.'' Agni whispered in the quiet room and Ciel felt his eyes droop slightly when he heard Agni sit down next to her. ''For a while there, I had been concerned about him.''
''I know. When he suddenly stopped eating, I felt so worried about him too, yes I did.'' Meyrin said quietly. ''I'm glad to see he's doing alright, yes I am.'' The room became silent after that for a long while. Ciel closed his eyes, ready to fall asleep, when Agni picked up the conversation again.
''Miss Meyrin...about our conversation yesterday...'' He seemed unsure about how to proceed and Ciel raised an eyebrow but otherwise didn't move.
''I know...I've thought about it, yes I have...'' Meyrin whispered back so quietly that it was a miracle that Ciel even heard her. ''And I think...that we could do that...'' shortly after that Ciel heard the bed next to him creak and Meyrin give a faint surprised gasp. Ciel's breathing evened out as he finally fell asleep, but not before hearing the unmistakable noise of soft, feverent, kisses.
His ears heard the noise, but instead of imagining Agni and Meyrin, his sleep-filled mind conjured up the image of himself and Sebastian kissing instead to go with the sound for some reason. Ciel shifted in his sleep as he felt dream-Sebastian wrap his silver tail around one of his legs as the teen tangled his fingers in the merman's raven colored locks, tongues twisting and searching inside eachother's mouths.
His dream self pulled Sebastian closer as the merman ran his fingers down Ciel's chest, causing the teen to shiver. He could feel Sebastian's smirk through their kiss and Ciel bit down on the raven's bottom lip irritably as he cradled the back of Sebastian's neck in his right hand while his left slid down his bare back slowly. He could feel Sebastian grip his hips, tracing his merman tail up and down the teen's thigh. Ciel's eyes opened at this and red eyes met one blue before the deckhand felt tugging on the back of his head as Sebastian untied his eye-patch and let it drop into the darkness below them. Ciel slowly let his other eye open and he could feel Sebastian smile against his lips when both ocean-colored eyes gazed upon him for the first time. Ciel returned the smile before he could stop himself as he kissed Sebastian again, gazing clearly into those two beautiful wine red-colored eyes.
Had the real Ciel actually been awake, this scene might not have been as inviting, but to his sleep-deprived mind, it was a pleasant image indeed and the teen smiled slightly in his sleep before slipping further into unconsciousness.
When he awoke a few hours later, Ciel ate dinner and got ready for work, all the while still pondering what had happened before he went to sleep. The fact that he had heard Agni and Meyrin together didn't bother him nearly as much as his dream did. Even now, as he started to work, the image wouldn't leave his mind.
Ciel mopped down the bow of the ship with a little bit more force than necessary as he thought about it. Why was he suddenly having these thoughts about Sebastian now? The merman had doused him with water for goodness sake! Ciel should be mad at him, but no. His stupid mind had to come up with crazy ideas. The teen could find no ill feelings within himself towards Sebastian about what happened. At least not anymore, not after that weird-ass dream.
Once everywhere but the stern had been cleaned, Ciel couldn't stay away any longer. He had to go back to where Sebastian was to complete his job. As he was making his way back there, he thought about his dream again and he closed his eyes, a frown coming onto his face as well as a light blush. Ciel could just imagine the merman's cocky smirk if he ever found out. This made him even more determined to keep it a secret.
As he rounded the corner to the back, Ciel had expected Sebastian to have calmed down from earlier and to be waiting for him with a smug look on his face, but that isn't at all what he found. The raven was lying down on the floor of his tank on his stomach. His arms were folded around his head as he rested his chin on top of his forearms, sad eyes gazing out at the sea. Sebastian's shoulders were shaking slightly and Ciel could have sworn that had the merman been out of water, he would have been crying.
Sebastian didn't seem to notice the stunned deckhand so Ciel quietly walked back around the corner and set his cleaning utensils down, feeling completely horrible. He had known that Sebastian was more than likely scared and confused underneath his cocky demeanor, but the teen hadn't been expecting that.
Ciel peeked his head around the corner again and he felt a severe tug at his heartstrings upon seeing Sebastian's misery. He pulled back and rested the back of his head against the wall, looking up at the stars. Now he felt like a complete and utter ass hole for capturing the merman. Sebastian didn't deserve this. Nobody did. Ciel bit his lip, feeling the desperate urge from nowhere to comfort Sebastian. His mind raced to try and find a way to make this situation any better. An idea formed into his head after a few moments and headed back to the bow of the ship.
Sebastian silently watched a few happy dolphins jumping in and out of the ocean, desperately yearning to be able to do the same. He felt like he had been stuck inside this tank for an eternity rather than only two days. It was horrible. Not to mention that the way that guy wearing glasses had just casually spoken about his death had really bothered him. The raven severely hoped that he wouldn't be put to death by these humans, but if staying in a cage the rest of his life was the other option, then maybe that wouldn't be so bad.
The merman sighed as those thoughts entered his head, knowing full well that depressing himself wasn't going to get him anywhere. Sebastian turned onto his side and closed his eyes, willing the thoughts away as best as he could for now. Wine red colored eyes slowly opened when he heard a wonderful sound reach his ears. He slowly sat up and looked off in the direction of the sound to find Ciel playing an instrument he had never seen before. Sebastian remembered the sound as being similar to the noise that he heard two nights ago, but different, more exciting. He swam closer so that he could hear more clearly.
Their eyes met in that instant as Ciel played, the teen never taking his eyes off of the merman and vice versa. Sebastian slowly sat down as he heard the teen play, feeling a sense of indescribable calm wash over him as he intensely listened. All too soon, though, Ciel lowered his bow, stopping the beautiful sound and breaking Sebastian's daze.
There was silence between them for a moment before Ciel spoke. ''...Hey.'' He said quietly, not knowing what else he could say right now, but just feeling glad that Sebastian seemed to have snapped out of his depressed state.
''...Hello.'' Sebastian said softly and watched as Ciel set down his instrument carefully.
''Sebastian.'' The deckhand sighed. ''I'm sorry about before-''
''No, I am sorry.'' Sebastian said, interrupting Ciel by holding up one of his hands. ''I overreacted. I apologize.''
''No, I overreacted.'' Ciel said hastily, not about to have the merman take the blame for this. Sebastian was the victim here. He was the one being held against his will in a tank. He had every right to be as selfish as he wanted to be.
''No, I lost my temper.'' Sebastian defended his side calmly. ''I was the one who splashed you.''
''Well I was the one who freaked out over stupid tuna.'' Ciel recalled, already knowing where this conversation was going...
''First of all, tuna is not stupid. It is delicious, and second of all, will you just permit me to apologize?'' The merman asked, frowning.
''No. I started our argument because I wouldn't get you the one thing that you have ever asked of me.''
''Well I finished it. Now allow me to apologize.''
''No I am apologizing. I'm sorry.''
''No, I am sorry.''
A heated glare was passed between them before Sebastian covered his mouth and started to chuckle, causing Ciel to raise an eyebrow in question. ''What's so funny?''
''We can never just agree on anything can we?'' Sebastian asked, failing to hide his amused smirk.
''No.'' Ciel said, starting to chuckle as well as he sat down with his back against the tank. ''I guess we can't.'' A comfortable silence settled over them for a few moments before Sebastian broke it.
''Ciel, I really am sorry for hitting you.''
The deckhand looked over his shoulder to find that Sebastian was sitting similarly to him, only the glass separating them from sitting back to back. ''No, it's alright. I'm just sorry that I made you feel like...'' He thought for a moment on how to phrase his words. ''You couldn't count on the one person you confided in on this entire ship.'' Ciel looked over his shoulder again to find Sebastian staring at him silently.
''I humbly accept your apology, then.'' Sebastian said, closing his eyes and smiling at the deckhand. ''You seem to realize your own mistake anyway that this was entirely your fault.'' Ciel felt a vein throb on the top of his head irritably but decided to let that comment go in order to keep the peace. ''Anyway, Ciel.'' Sebastian lied down on his side, facing the teen. 'He can never just stay still can he?' The blue-eyed boy thought to himself as the merman made himself comfortable.
''What ever was that instrument that you were playing?''
Ciel looked over to the instrument in question, which was lying peacefully on top of a barrel a few feet away. ''It's called a violin.''
''A violin? I see.'' Sebastian stared at it as well. ''It's music is quite enchanting.'' The sea creature closed his eyes, remembering the sound that he had heard only moments ago.
''Do all mer-creatures enjoy music this much?'' Ciel asked, amused at the other male's antics and genuinely curious how Sebastian could be so obsessed with just hearing a violin.
''I can not say. I have not met many other creatures such as myself.''
Ciel raised an eyebrow and looked at Sebastian, his curiosity piqued. ''What do you mean?''
''I have never met any other mer-creatures besides the ones in my pod.'' Sebastian explained.
''Your pod?''
''Yes.'' The merman placed a finger to his chin, trying to figure out a way to explain. ''I suppose you could say that your 'pod' is your 'family', in human terms.''
''...I see.'' Ciel said, for some reason, the thought of Sebastian having actual family out there never crossed his mind until now. The very idea of them looking for him and missing him made the teen feel even more like a jerk for taking him away.
''Yes. There is only two of us now. Just my great great grandfather and I.'' Sebastian propped his chin up on the palm of his hand and gazed up at the stars.
Ciel was silent for a while, his tongue burning to ask about what had happened to the rest of the merman's family members. He decided against it though, not wanting to bring up any bad memories, so he asked something else. ''Are there any other pods out there?''
''Not that I have encountered.'' Sebastian's brows furrowed as he tried to remember. ''But I believe that there are some, but they are probably only populated by males. In all honesty, I think that mermaids went extinct a long time ago.''
A single blue eye widened at this. So there were no actual mermaids left? Only mermen? But then... ''How do you reproduce?''
''We don't.'' Sebastian locked his eyes with Ciel's and the teen stiffened at the serious look in those red eyes. The merman held the gaze for a moment before looking away. ''We are a dying race.''
Now Ciel was regretting talking about this in the first place as he watched Sebastian retreat into himself. The more he spent talking with the merman, the more he wanted to help him, but that only ended up making himself feel torn between Sebastian and the people he lived with every day. The teen didn't know what to do.
''Ciel.'' Said teen turned to Sebastian when he heard him quietly call out. ''Can you perhaps play me another song? I can not stop thinking about your music.'' The merman said, a smile upon his lips.
''You truly are obsessed.'' Ciel commented lightly, but still got up to retrieve his violin anyway.
''I can not help it. The sound is so enchanting.'' Sebastian commented as he lay down to watch Ciel play.
The blue eyed boy shook his head before starting to play again for the merman, all the while feeling extremely pleased with himself that he could at least give Sebastian this one small joy.
The next morning, Ciel's fingers had a few callouses from playing all last night and the stern of the ship had been swabbed very swiftly, but it had been done nonetheless. The deckhand rested his chin on top of his fist as he watched Sebastian consume the tuna that Ciel had to fight with Bard tooth and nail for. But the teen didn't really care that much so long as the merman was happy, for some reason.
Ciel didn't even know why he wanted Sebastian to be happy so much. It was probably due to guilt or something along those lines, but either way Ciel found that he didn't mind. It was really weird.
''Hey Ciel, are you okay?'' Said teen blinked when he saw Finny's hand wave in front of his face. He blinked and looked at the smiling blonde. When did he get there?
''Yes, I'm fine.''
''Oh, good. I thought you had flown off to the moon or something.'' Finny laughed. ''You looked so out of it.''
''Yea...'' Ciel mumbled to himself, looking past Finny. The other deckhand raised an eyebrow and followed Ciel's line of sight, laughing when he saw that the blue-eyed boy had been looking at Sebastian this whole time.
''You know Ciel, if you want fish, I'm sure Bard would give you some.'' The blonde said, probably having thought that Ciel had been staring out of jealousy that Sebastian was eating fish and that he wasn't.
Ciel raised an eyebrow at the happy blonde before getting up, deciding to use that excuse rather than admit that he had been creeping on Sebastian just like Grell. ''Uh, yea. I guess I'll go ask.''
''Okay. And Ciel, make sure you get some sleep tonight. The bags under your eyes are huge!'' Ciel twitched at Finny's blunt honesty but otherwise didn't comment as he walked away. He cast one last look at Sebastian to see the merman smiling softly at him and couldn't help giving a small one of his own back.
''So then I said, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!'' Bard laughed at his own crude joke as everyone was eating lunch down below deck. Lau laughed with him as everyone else pretty much remained silent. Undertaker, on the other hand, was laughing so hysterically from his spot next to Ciel that the deckhand thought that he was going to pass out from lack of air any second.
''Please refrain from such comments.'' William said, adjusting his glasses. ''I am trying to eat.''
''Oh don't be such a stiff, William.'' Lau said, clapping his hands before opening his mouth to allow Ran-Mao to spoon feed him some of his meal. ''It's all in good fun. Right, Undertaker?'' The captain's only response was loud laughter from the white haired male.
''Anyway.'' William said, ignoring the captain. ''I have some news about our latest catch.''
''You mean my hunky fish-sicle?'' Grell swooned from his spot next to William and Ciel froze, hand holding food halfway towards his mouth. William glared at the red-head, a look of jealousy came onto his face for a brief moment before he nodded.
''Yes. I am able to give you a brief estimate of the amount of money that we are going to be able to acquire.''
''So how much dough are we talking about here?'' Ash piped in, eager to know.
''I do not have an exact number but all of my calculations range somewhere within the two thousands.'' William said, earning a few shocked gasps from around the table.
''That's awesome!'' Bard said, dollar signs practically dancing around in his eyes.
''Oooh! I can buy so many new red dresses!'' Grell said, fantasizing about all the beautiful red accessories he could purchase. Likewise, everyone at the table was thinking similar thoughts, all except one.
Ciel gulped, feeling a lump lodge itself within his throat at everyone's happy expressions about the thought of selling Sebastian.
Let me just say this right now, guys. I cried when Bassy cried T-T So sad! My poor Sebby! I feel so bad for being so mean to him! But he must be with Ciel so it had to be done...don't shoot me! Wow, things are really heated up huh? Lol, and it's only just begun I assure you XD
Anyways, Demon's Lil' Angel, I hope you enjoyed your requests to have Ciel and William get soaked. In retrospect, that really helped :] It just fit so perfectly with everything I wanted to do, so thanks for that :D Also, I put in some AgnixMeyrin, just for you :3 Hope you liked. That was just a tid bit and there more than likely will be more of them when I need some filler to write about -w- lol
So um, yea, I have some questions to answer/responses to give I think 0.0:
Igloo: I um...honestly have no idea why Bard had condoms in his pocket. Perhaps cuz he's such a lady's man? Lol XD
Yana5: Does Sebastian have magic? Hm...I suppose that he does, since he can talk telepathically with Ciel. So yes, in that sense? But he can't control elements or summon things or anything extraordinary like that. Just a few small things. :]
Kaname and Zero's Girl: I don't knnoowww. Lol, sarcasm XD Yes, I guess he would be since this is a SebaCiel fic, XD ha ha
Thanks for reviewing you guys and if you have questions, I will answer them by all means :] So yea, thanks again for all the attention you guys are giving this fic. It really warms my heart to see all the nice comments everyone is giving :] Thank you! Anyways, like always, PLEASE REVIEW and tell me what you thought about their fighting, the characters, anything at all! I will be glad to hear and be inspired to write some more :D Ja!~
Preview for next time: More bonding time with Sebs and Ciel and Ciel gets all up close and personal with Sebastian *le gasp~!*
P.S. On an random note, I listened to Disney's Brandy and Mr. Whiskers intro theme song for the arguing scenes with Ciel and Bassy XD Lol, I have no idea why. I guess that my weird mind just made it fit cuz Bassy is a bunny in the Wonderland OVA and Ciel is the Queen's watchDOG lol XDDDDDD Lol, just thought I'd share.
~Random Short~(Inspired by Coach Hines from Mad TV)
Ciel placed his pen under his nose and balanced it there by pursing his lips upwards. He had been doing paperwork for hours and was now goofing off because he didn't want to do it anymore. He was also goofing around to see how much he could mess with Sebastian by not doing what he was supposed to do. That was always fun.
The Earl nearly jumped out of his skin when said demon burst open the door to his office, looking extremely P. for some reason. Ciel frowned when his pen fell from his lips. Now he would have to try to beat his own record all over again.
''My lord.'' Sebastian said, walking up towards the boy's desk. He didn't care right now that he was being disrespectful and slammed his hands on the boy's desk. ''I am going to kill Finny and Bard.''
''Sebastian, how long can you balance a pen under your nose?'' Ciel completely ignored the demon's death threat, biting said writing instrument.
''My lord, I am serious this time.''
''So am I. Lizzy once went three days without dropping her pen. Three days, Sebastian!''
''My lord, please. I implore you to let me have my revenge upon them.''
''I mean how did she even eat?''
''Ciel!''
''Tell me how Sebastian! I command you!''
Sebastian was silent for a moment, taking angry breaths, before he swiftly exited the room. He came back in two seconds flat, holding Bard and Finny's ears as he dragged them.
''Ow! God dammit that hurts!'' Bard cursed as Finny basically started crying.
''Get over there.'' Sebastian pushed the two blondes towards Ciel, who was about to lick a blue glue stick for some reason. The demon ignored it and shoved the chef and cook again. ''Get over there and tell the young master, RIGHT NOW, what you did to me this morning!''
''I don't want to!'' Finny exclaimed, wiping his eyes as he started bawling.
''Sebastian, whatever it is, I can assure you that I don't care.'' Ciel said as he rolled up the stick even higher before licking it again. The raven took the stick away and held it where the Earl couldn't reach it, making the boy whine.
''You better care or I'm not making you any more chocolate cakes!''
Ciel gasped comically before backing down and grumbling to himself. ''Fine. What happened?''
''Okay um, this morning we put crazy glue in Mister Sebastian's gloves.'' Finny confessed, still silently crying tears.
''Tell him what you did, after that!'' Sebastian hissed, pulling at Bard's ear.
''After that we called Grell and told him that Sebastian wanted a...few things.'' Bard hissed, his ear hurting like mad.
''That...individual is currently locked in the down stairs bathroom with nothing on but lingerie!'' Sebastian glowered. ''Unbelievable. Now tell him what you did after that!''
''After that we shaved his favorite cat that lives outside in the gardens.''
''Yes. Now tell him what you did after- woah wait WHAT?'' Sebastian's eyes widened as he stared at Bard in disbelief. ''You did WHAT?'' In an instant the demon was out of the room and the cook, gardener and Earl could hear his shouts of, 'MY POOR BABY!' from out in the garden.
''Eep! I'm outta here!'' Bard wailed and wisely fled the scene as Finny did the same, each running in opposite directions to make finding a hiding spot easier.
A few minutes later, Ciel could hear Finny and Bard's cries as Sebastian basically beat the crap out of them, but the Earl didn't care one bit about what was happening with them right now. No, he had other things to think about.
''Ah, alone at last.'' Ciel said as he licked his precious blue glue stick.