"Well what did you think?" Mojo asked Zurg as he turned off the monitor that seconds prior had shown a battle between Dr. Doom and Frollo.

"Remotely amusing," Zurg replied.

"Is that all?" Mojo asked, a bit stunned.

"It's all very interesting to watch but I'm not entirely willing to invest money on a show who's next episode is completely up to chance," Zurg added.

"Ah, but that's why we have the probability calculator!" Mojo interjected enthusiastically.

One of Mojo's crew members entered the room.

"Boss, we have indentified five possible fights," the crew member stated, "We're going to stream to you the most probable battle."

"Thanks Bill!" Mojo replied, "Now, Zurg, I-"

"That's EVIL EMPEROR Zurg to you," Zurg interrupted.

"Of course," Mojo corrected himself, "Now, Evil Emperor Zurg, I will ask you to please direct your attention to the monitor for a live stream of the next fight."

The monitor buzzed and the image of a jungle came up. Kraven was out hunting. Kraven was an infamous hunter, some dared to say that he was the best that there had ever been. Kraven didn't hunt with guns like the others did, he hunted his prey on brute strength alone. No beast was any match for his hunting prowess.

Suddenly, a bright flare flashed above Kraven, frightening off the prey he had been hunting. Kraven looked around for the source of the flare and spotted it walking towards him: a fellow hunter by the name of Clayton. Clayton walked up to Kraven as he loaded his gun.

"Well, well, well," Clayton said, "If it isn't the jungle man hunter."

Kraven growed at Clayton. The latter of the two cocked his gun.

"Time to put down the beast," Clayton said, preparing to shoot.

Now, Clayton was a fine hunter, but Kraven was inhuman. He quickly lunged towards Clayton and kicked him to the ground before Clayton had a chance to even pull the trigger.

"You call yourself a hunter?" Kraven spat at Clayton, "You hide behind weapons and insults. You are not a true hunter! You do not have the instincts or the strengths!"

"We'll see about that," Clayton said as he slinked back into the shadows.

Clayton then began to climb up a tree. His plan was simple. He would get to the top of the three, take his aim, and shoot Kraven while the fool thought that he was retreating. It was a fine plan... or at least it would have been if it weren't for Kraven's leen sense of smell.

While Clayton climbed his tree, Kraven inhumanly scurried up another tree and watched Clayton. When Clayton got to a sturdy foot holding, he looked down to find Kraven missing. Clayton suddenly became extremely paranoid and began looking around for Kraven. While Clayton's back was turned, Kraven leaped from his tree and kicked Clayton down onto a lower branch and caused Clayton to drop his gun to the forest floor.

Kraven then pulled on a single vine and caused a large quantity on vine to fall on Clayton and wrap around him. Clayton instinctively began to start trying to cut himself free with his knife. Kraven watched as Clayton slowly began to seal his own fate. While one last cut of a vine, Clayton was left with only the one around his neck. He began to fall quickly only to be caught by the vine before he hit the ground.

Lightning illuminated the jungle as Kraven looked on at the figure of a man who had just hung himself. Kraven turned away and walked off.

"There now," Mojo said as he turned off the monitor, "Now you've seen one live! Are you ready to invest."

Zurg sighed, "Oh very well. That was amusing and the Mojovision audiances WILL love it. How much do you need?"

"Ten million unibucks," Mojo replied with a "matter-of-fact" tone.

"Ten MILLION unibucks?" Zurg asked, stunned, "That's spaceway robbery!"

"Intergalactic travel is pricey these days," Mojo added.

Zurg groaned.

"Fine."

The almighty Emperor Zurg signed the check for Ten Million Unibucks and handed it to Mojo.