heh, sorry about the wait Rawhide. Writers block... again ++
Like I said before, I dont own them and ... Whatever...
Uhhh yeah, More Mario/Peach and Luigi/Daisy to come.. Just have no flames against me okay?
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" who is the person that you hate the freakin' most+Not including me+"
" Uhhh.. Every body, even my big bro. He is a hugy pansy ass."
" Like your one to talk." Wario retorted "You Are the stupid one in the family."
" Shut up, Bushdag."
"HA HA HA HA LOL! You said it wrong!"
"Dammit! Fine..! Asshole, It is your turn!" Points at Wario. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth, duh"
"Can you aim a laser gun at a nuclear bomb plantation and fire it at yourself?"
"Uhh.. Is it me, or are these chapters getting lamer and lamer?"
"Just shut up and do it."
" No stupid wenus! ... I would fire it if you were in the freakin' way, but there is no point because you are stupid enough to walk in the middle of trafic when the sign says, Dont Walk."
"...Ohh yeah. That was a freakin' day ago! I practiced and remembered this time. So dont think I am stupid just because I have the IQ of a pair of chopsticks."
"Ok. Stupid flower... uhh truth or dare" Wario couldnt think of a different mocking name for Daisy. :P
"Dare of course."
" I dare you to Dance to the numa numa song in a Toga."
He got a hard slap in the face, It even left a black and blue mark on . "Ok.. I will do it." +Perv+
" YAY!" Luigi shouted.
" Uhh... just to be safe from Peach's wrath, I am gonna keep my eyes closed the whole time." Mario stated.
The song starts to play. She is radomly dancing (lol). She trips and falls on her but, and everybody is laughing (except Mario. He is too afraid of Peach when she is mad.)
" There, I did it." She goes into peaches room and dresses in her regular clothes. "Ok.. Luigi, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Then I dare you to Dress up as a grasshopper and say ' I wanna ice cream cone' in the middle of 129 street."
" But that is the busiest place in the city! There are tons of people there!"
" I am not kidding. Since you were a big perv earlier, you have to do what I say."
"Okay."
He leaves and gets the grasshopper suit from Daisy (Who thinks he is sexy in this costume...Gross. I have nothing againsed them together, but just the thought of that kinda gives me the creeps.) Anyways, he goes out and says "I wanna Ice cream cone to 5,555 people, who just laugh at him because of that. Toadsworth walks up and asks, chukiling "What are you doing?"
"I wanna ice cream cone."
"Uhh... Master Luigi, I asked what you are doing."
" I wanna ice cream cone."
" WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MASTER LUIGI???"
"I WANNA ICE CREAM CONE!!!!!" He yells this at the top of his lungs, and everybody laughs cause they heard it.
Toadsworth just shrugs his shoulders and continues to do 15,000 errands asked by the princess.
He walks back to the castle and saw a video camera fly that just flew in and everybody, again, was laughing.
"WTF? You built a camera fly?"
"No, but Professer E.GAAD came up with that."
"Crap. Okay, Peach. Truth or dare?"
"Truth" She said a little hesitantly.
" Who is your favorite pokemon?" He asks, Trying not to create any fluffyness in this chapter. ( It is reserved for a chapter in the future LuigixDaisy for Luigi fans.)
"Pachirusu. By the way, what is a pokemon?"
" Hell if I know."
"Okay... Mario , truth or dare?"
"Truth"
" Who is the character that you hate the most?"
" Wario cause he is a major dush."
"HEY! I AINT THE ONLY DUSH HERE, FAT ASS!"
"DAMMIT! WARIO I'M GONNA KEEL YOU FOR THAT!!"
Mario is about to engage in combat, but he gets a major idea in his head for payback time +truth - ask him if he is gonna come out of the closet and say he is gay. Dare - I will dare him to buy me a soda for 1.00. Heh, he will never catch on to what I am gonna do to him.+
"Ok obese man, truth or dare?"
"Like I am falling for the dare again. truth."
" Are you gonna come out of the closet and tell us you are gay?"
" NO YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA! ( I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT SAY WHEEEEE!)
EVERYBODY IS, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, LAUGHING, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH, WARIO GAY? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Everyone laughed so hard, we all got hiccups. But Wario, Gay? Truly, Mario is a vengefull person. Danm he is good!
" Okay, ha ha, very funny. Now, fruit basket." Points at Peach " Truth or dare?"
"Okay obese man, Dare, just to be funny."
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