New chapter... yay! I want to write something for my reviewers so... here are my thanks.

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RECAP

'Its like the ninth time you said you were smiling'

I can't help it! Just being near him makes me smile

'Sounds like a woman in love'

Probably that's what I am...

"okay then" he said as he took out his cell phone. He dialled a number and waited for a bit, finally he began to speak.

"Sasori? Come to Akatsuki's base now, we have a job to do" my jaw dropped and my brain stopped functioning. 'Sasori?!'

"Sasori, I'm not kidding you may be my senpai but-" I wasn't even paying attention anymore... Sasori was going to do my hair?! That stalker?!

"Just get the fuck up here and shut up, I'll speak to Konan and Pein if you don't" and with this he hung up. Its the first time I see him so mad. His eyes looked elsewhere and his mouth set in a tight line, he frowned for a little while. Kisame and me stared at him quietly. It's unusual for him to be something other than hyperactive and happy... well I haven't met him long but its the first time ever I see him somewhere near angry. I sighed.

"Deidi?" he turned to me and his frown softened just as his eyes.

"Hina... sorry for scaring you" I shook my head.

"You didn't scare me, it's fine. I... I just don't like seeing you being something other than happy..." I confessed softly. He still was staring at me this time smiling.

"You're funny Princess" I pouted.

"Why do you call me princess?" he smirked.

"Now I have three nicknames for you" he said smiling. I sighed and smiled at him.

"Pein I won't go to a fucking Go-kon, get over it"

"Oh come on Hidan! We're one guy short! You won't even have to flirt with any girl!"

"Pein, if Hidan doesn't want to go leave him. Gosh. And for you Hidan, it'd be good for you to socialize every once in a while... and perhaps cure that foul-mouth of yours" a girly voice said.

"Pein... I won't pay for the date, just so you know..." I blinked at a raspy low voice.

"Then I'll ask Zetsu if you won't go!"

"Pein for like thousandth time, I don't care who in the hell you ask as long as it isn't me? Got it?" I giggled lightly at the conversation.

"What will you ask me?"

"Oh Zetsu! I wanted to ask you to go to a Go-kon with some friends and me since we are one guy short..." the steps came closer.

"Um... when? I'm kind of busy with my green house you know"

"You and your flowers! Girls and booze are better than water sunshine and seeds which grow to make something colourful!"

"Pein! I'm warning you don't go there, if you insult flowers you are insulting me!" the girly voice said. Deidi had walked from his last spot and sat beside me on the long leather couch, Kisame sitting on one of the single couches and closed his eyes, his feet up in the coffee table.

"Oh Konan! Fuck! Come on! Please help me!" a hmph followed this statement but was more of a girly voice than the one of the statement.

"Shut up Pein. Deidara are you here?" the group finally had crossed the huge room and had turned around the wall and found us. Deidara waved.

"Hey guys" I stared at them and smiled.

"..." the room was quiet.

"..." ...

"...Deidara?"

"...Yeah?"

"..."

"Oh my freaking God she's so cute!! Pein why are you so quiet?!" I stared wide eyed at the woman. She had shoulder length bluish/black hair and a big flower before a messy bun. Her eyes were a very very light grey with hues of blue and the black pupil. She had a piercing just below her lower lip and she was beautiful. I blinked. She was hugging me...

"Konan... stop hugging Hina-chin, I haven't even introduced you two..." Deidara said sweat-dropping... along with the others (including me)

"Sorry! Its just" she released me and looked at me, I simply blinked. "You are so damn cute! You look like a doll!!" Pein began laughing. The others stared at Pein(?) like he was crazy.

"Excuse my sister... sometimes she just goes plain crazy. I'm Pein, nice to meet you" I smiled at him, still a bit freaked out by Konan, was it?

"I'm Hyuuga Hinata, it's a pleasure" I said smiling broadly. Deidara wrapped an arm around my shoulders. I blushed furiously.

"I'm so sorry for my reaction earlier, I'm Konan... Pein's sister and Deidara's friend also his senior as a make-up artist" she said slightly glaring at Deidei but sneaking a few smiles for me. I giggled.

"It's okay, it's nice to meet you" I said stifling my laugher. A guy with silver hair combed back stared at Dei weirdly.

"Oi Blondie, weren't you a fag? Why are you hugging little miss doll?" I blinked at the nickname and found Deidara glaring at him and pouting.

"Shut up Hidan!" he seemed like a little kid! So adorable! I stifled my urge to squeal. Deidara acts just like a small kid! So cute!

"Hey, I'm Hidan, it's an enormous pleasure to meet such an adorable girl such as yourself" he said sliding towards me and grabbing my hand, softly he kissed the back of it. I blushed a cherry red.

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... I fumed... without even realizing it I had already grabbed Hinata's hand, taking it from Hidan's grasp and sent him flying across the room. He stared at me as if I was crazy. I glared at him.

"Don't touch her as you please" I growled. I stared at the others who were with mouths wide open and eyes wide in shock. I let go of Hina-chin's hand and ran a hand through my hair.

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I blinked. What had just happened?! I mean... Hidan was simply introducing himself... in a very gentlemanly (A/N-more like Playboyish) style... and out of the blue Deidara was holding onto my hand and had hit Hidan... and hard, sending him flying across the room. The tension in the room was so big I think the air itself would've cut it... it was too heave, almost overwhelming.

"Don't touch her as you please" he growled in a low and dangerous tone. When I heard him speak like that a shiver crawled down my skin. He finally released my wrist from his grasp and as soon as he did I grabbed my wrist. A red ring with finger marks covered it. I looked away and backed away from Deidara a bit... I didn't mean to... but his reaction... his strength... it... it was too overbearing... even for me. The room was silent. Hidan-san was up now, cupping his injured cheek. He glared at Deidara but soon Pein came in between.

"Okay ladies... break it up, we have guests here today... sometimes I think you two PMS too much... well... not as much as Sasori but you follow a close second. Come on Hinata-chan, it's fine, don't mind these old quarrelling ladies. I suppose Deidara wanted to keep you away from a professional play boy's hands... come on people! Stop the silence, I mean it, quit it or I'll make you" he said in a joking tone. This lightened the mood up a bit and made Kisame burst out laughing.

"Deidara... I think you have turned so gay so gay that you've become a woman... better ask Konan for some Tampax" Kisame said laughing hard, about to fall off the chair. Deidara, since I last saw him, had lightened up noticeably and was blushing lightly a pout on his lips. Konan was smiling and walked towards Deidara and ruffled his hair. Hidan was smiling slightly and flashed me a smile as soon as his gaze locked with mine. Zetsu was looking at the two 'PMS-ing ladies' as Pein called them and shrugged.

"Where is Sasori?" I cringed... I wasn't in the mood to hear about that stalker... I still have doubts that he knows Neji... the other people in the room shrugged. He tch-ed and plopped down on a couch. Soon a loud slam announced the arrival of a new visitor.

"Where the fuck is Deidara?!" all of us turned to the new arrival. My gaze locked with the new arrival's one... almond eyes. "Hinata..." I stared at Sasori shocked. He cleared his throat. "Is this our job? We'll help her?" Deidara stared at him with a smile, he nodded. "Oh... then forget I ever yelled or cursed. Hinata-chan, how're you doing?" he asked awkwardly. I stared at him and stood up, he followed me with his gaze, slightly shocked.

"We didn't really introduce each other, nice to meet you, I'm Hyuuga Hinata" I said with a broad smile.

'weren't you the one calling him stalker??'

shut up! I know... but... he's Dedi's friend, isn't he?

'oh... right... okay then go ahead -sweat drops-'

"And I'm Akasuna no Sasori, it's a pleasure, Hyuuga-sama" he said with a wink that made me blush ten thousand tones of red.

'Are there so many tones of red?!'

...

'Okay.. I'll shut up...'

...thank you... -sighs-

"...What the hell is going on? You two know each other?" Dei asked absolutely confused. I was about to squeal at his expression... he looked so cute!

"Um... yeah... kinda..." I said softly a light blush on my cheeks. Why do I blush so much when he's staring at me?!

"Well, what exactly is the job we're doing?" Sasori asked looking away... hey is that a blush I see?... Sasori is blushing?!

"we're making Hina-chan, my girlfriend, some look changes... enough to make any guy drool" he said with a bright smile, a slight glare directed towards Hidan and Sasori. I cocked an eyebrow but soon shrugged the fact off and smiled.

'you forgot to say again...'

shut up!

'you're the one smiling like a goofball and blushing every two minutes'

... -glares-

"... girlfriend?" all of them, except Kisame-san, asked, absolutely shocked.

"Dei-chan... baby... um... I thought you were gay..." Konan began smiling awkwardly.

"Yeah... I did too..." Pein said rubbing his neck sheepishly.

"Deidara you ARE a fag, why in the fucking seven hells are you going out with a girl?!" Hidan said, glaring daggers at him.

"yeah, you were like the gay with the most open sexual preference I've met and now you're dating a girl?" Zetsu said with a disapproving look.

"Um, ano, I think you've got it wrong..." I began looking at them slightly flushed.

"I'm his/She's his fake girlfriend" I stared at Kisame who had said the same phrase though slightly different. He seemed annoyed at the comments the others were sending at Deidi. He smiled at me and I answered him with one of my one until my gaze, unconsciously turned to Deidara. I blinked. Why does he have such an expression... he almost seems...

'sad? Depressed?'

damn inner! You're so annoying!

'hey, I'm just saying the truth...'

-sighs-

yeah... almost seems sad. He probably didn't like that his friends told him that... I sighed and made him look at me.

"Why the sad look? They just... misunderstood" I said with a smile. He turned to me and gave me a smile. A fake smile, actually.

"It's nothing, don't worry" he said reassuringly. I stared at the other guys who had a look as if they just got it. They laughed.

"Ah! So it was that! You scared me there for a second!" Konan said giggling.

"Yeah, man... I thought you became straight for a second" Pein said about to start rolling on the floor laughing.

"Truthfully I can't imagine a straight Deidara" Kakuzu said monotonously. Deidara stood up suddenly and walked out the door, slamming it shut on the way out.

"What's wrong with him?" Pein asked us. Kisame rolled his eyes and Sasori simply shrugged.

"A-ny-way. Meanwhile Dei-chan throws his tantrum, lets begin your transformation. Okay so... you're really beautiful but there are some things we can do to bring it out to the maximum. First, your hair, even though soft and shiny, the cut doesn't fit, I mean, it looks good but we're going for brilliant right?" I simply stared at her and the others. They had apparently assembled around us two in a circle staring at everything.

"Guys! Tobi has been looking for you! Where were you?! You left Tobi in the ice cream parlour alone!" I saw a guy with spiky jet black hair walk towards us. I giggled softly at his way of speaking.

"Tobi! I was wondering when you'd realize it... sorry pal, we were short on cash and couldn't pay... and we knew you'd refuse paying so it was the only way out" Pein said grinning goofily.

"Not fair... why did Tobi have to pay for all the ice creams?!" he said pouting. I was still giggling softly, he was funny, he acted like a little kid. He probably heard me laughing for he turned towards me and smile. "Hey there! I'm Tobi! Nice to meet you" he said smiling. I simply stared at the others who were looking at Tobi weirdly. "Why is everyone looking at Tobi strangely?" he asked blinking. They sighed and turned back to me.

"I thought he formed a normal, coherent, 1st person sentence" Hidan said scowling.

"Yeah me too, I was about to congratulate him" Pein said with a pout.

"Um, h-hey Tobi-san, I'm Hinata" I said smiling at him. He began skipping happily and grabbed my hand.

"Tobi likes Hinata! Hinata-chan is cute and nice to Tobi!" I giggled.

"Thank you Tobi-san, you're also really nice" I said with a smile.

"Back on with our work... who'll do the aromatherapy and pheromone perfume?" Konan asked looking around.

"I'll do the perfume" Pein said raising his hand. "I think I know a mixture of essences that go exactly with her character and suit her" he said smiling at me.

"Okay then, aromatherapy... relaxation?" Tobi began jumping up and down in the air.

"Tobi wants to do it! Tobi also wants to give Hina-chan a massage!" I blinked. Didn't he call me Hinata-chan a little while ago? What's up with the nickname change? Oh well... hey... massage? What the?!

"okay Tobi. Next, hair styling...?" Sasori raised his hand.

"I'll do it" he said sternly but with a smile. I gulped. What's with the weird smile?!

"next, nail art?" Hidan walked forward.

"I'll take really good care of the princesses hands" I blushed at his comment. Why is he so gentlemanly?"

"Okay... creepy Hidan... if Deidara saw you he'd punch you once again... but you're good so it's fine. Finally, fashion?" Kisame stood up from the couch. (where he hadn't moved from... the only one not surrounding the girls)

"Okay... so I'll do the make up" she said proudly, until a hand tapped her on the shoulder. I looked up to see who tapped her in the shoulder to find Deidara.

"I'll do the make up" he said seriously... why is he so serious?? Konan pouted.

"Awww... Dei-chan! I wanted to do her make up! Okay... I'll do a purifying mask then" she said pouting.

"It's not necessary" Deidara said immediately.

"Aw come on Deidara, it's just so I have something to do!" she said looking at him with a puppy face. Deidara stared at me.

"Do you mind?" I shook my head. He then turned to her. "Okay, fine..." he said still as serious as ever. I frowned.

"Why are you so serious?" I asked kind of mad about it.

"It's nothing... don't worry... sorry... I'm just... pensive... that's all..." he said truthfully with a small smile. I smiled at him.

"I'm glad, I was worried" I said softly. He blushed lightly and walked away.

"I'll help Sasori then" Konan said pouting, I giggled at it and she smiled at me. "Your boyfriend is uptight all of a sudden" I nodded and kept giggling, she smiled again as she walked towards Sasori. "Hey, um... can I help in something?" Sasori stared at her. He nodded.

"Here, apply with to her hair, it's to make it even shinier, it's lacking a bit of shine" he said kind of serious. She nodded and walked towards me.

"Yay! I'm glad Sasori is not like the new Deidara... the laid back Deidara is cuter... hmph... well anyway, come here doll" I walked towards her as she motioned me to sit in one of the chairs. She began applying the product and in the end she wrapped a towel around it. "Don't touch it yet, now it's time for your massage" she said smiling. She pushed me towards the lounge. I blinked. Since when is there a massage table here?? Tobi smiled.

"yay! Lay down Hina-chan, I'll begin your massage so calm down and relax" I nodded as I laid down on the table.

"Hinata-san, for the fashion stuff... um... do you have other uniforms? And your clothes?" I mumbled something but I think it wasn't heard.

"Kisame, talk to her in a little while... Hina, I need you to take off your clothes..." I opened my eyes.

"Uh?" Tobi nodded. I shrugged, I walked towards the bathroom and took the towel Tobi told me to take. I sighed and entered the bathroom to remove my articles of clothing. Its funny... he always spoke in third person but now he spoke in 1st.. I'm surprised... I wrapped the towel around me and folded my clothes neatly and walked out the door to find Kisame.

"Hey, I'll hold onto these for you" he said smiling, I cocked an eyebrow but nodded and gave them to him and walked towards Tobi-san. Soon.. my eyes began closing and I simply gave in to sleep.

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I couldn't stand listening to them any more... I simply stood up and walked out the door. I didn't even realize if the door closed I simply walked down the stairs and took some turns, up the stairs and to the roof. I sat there. I truly can't understand. Every single petty thing, every single contact between Hinata and someone else not only repulses me... it gets me mad! I don't know why... were a man and I would've already be working on my confession... cause I know jealousy is part of what I feel when I'm in love... but... they are right! I'm gay! I like guys! I swing for the home team! But why in the freaking hell does it piss me off so much to hear her say she's my fake girlfriend?! Why does it piss me off to listen to other guys flirting with her?? Gosh! I covered my face and sighed. Soon I felt something wet touch my cheek. I grunted.

"Who is it?" I said without even opening my eyes. Can't the person see that I'm not in the mood to talk?!

"It's me" I sighed. Kazuki. I removed my hands from my face and semi staring at the sky and semi staring at his face (I was lying down if you guys didn't notice) I looked at him.

"What are you doing here?" I said slightly more cheery than originally.

"I saw you were mad and came to cheer you up" he said before kissing me. I looked away and pondered on pushing him away but decided against it and began to kiss him back. He licked my lips asking for entrance and hesitantly I accepted, my eyes closed. Not to give the moment some spark but to forget it was him kissing me. It felt so different with Hinata... I pushed him away and stood up, walking towards the door, not even one glance towards Kazuki, I simply entered the building and went down the stairs. When I was back I found Konan handing the jobs to everyone, until she came to the position I wanted to do, make-up.

"Okay... so I'll do the make up" she sounded proud. I tapped her shoulder with an eyebrow cocked, totally not in the mood to be cheery... lets let Tobi have that job... seriously I'm in a foul, foul, amazingly bad mood... she turned to me.

"I'll do the make-up" I said frowning.

"Awww... Dei-chan! I wanted to do her make up! Okay... I'll do a purifying mask then" she said pouting at me. I shook my head. She knows that look will get her nowhere with me...

"It's not necessary" Deidara I said without even thinking about it, paying more attention to my aching head than my senpai.

"Aww come on Deidara, it's just so I have something to do!" she said looking at me, I stared at Hinata. Truthfully I wasn't in the mood to hear her whining so... if Hina says no then Konan will pester her... and not me.

"Do you mind?" I asked trying to contain my pain I was looking at her and she shook her head. I then turned to Konan, more than annoyed. "Okay, fine..." I said pretty serious, not paying mind to anything more.

"Why are you so serious?" I looked at Hinata. She seemed kind of mad, my gaze softened as soon as I saw her.

"It's nothing... don't worry... sorry... I'm just... pensive... that's all..." I said smiling, I think her smile is my medicine.

"I'm glad, I was worried" she said softly and a hint of relief peeked in her voice. I turned away and began to walk... I didn't want her to see me blushing.

New chapter! Sorry for not posting it up yesterday, I began to listen to some Halloween songs and I got this huge idea for a Halloween fic so I began to write it to avoid the idea from leaving my mind. I think I'll have more difficulty at updating for now I don't have the computer only for me since my brother is coming home from the beach... so... who knows... but I'll try to update. I will also take a bit more time for I have many stories that I haven't updated for over a month... so... hehe, it's my duty to update.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! And please review my wonderful friends! -smiles- also, a go-kon is a group date... why do they call it that... I truthfully do not know.