(4) Mayhem with Kurda & Larten
Larten looked right, left and back. He crouched down low. His red cloak was splayed out behind him like a river. Slowly he trotted forwards, and then began hopping like a kangaroo.
Hop… hop… hop…He stalled. A loud whiney sound entered his ears.
'Whaat? There are no barbies left?' It was Kurda. Larten sighed and rolled his eyes. He jumped into a rack of dresses and hid there as he heard Kurda and a shop floor worker approaching.
'I mean, how can be they so selfish?' Kurda was saying. His blonde curls were dishevelled and fell over his eyes. 'You know, I've had a crush on her since AGES. And now they've taken her away from me. WHAT BITCHES!' Kurda screamed this out loud and stamped his feet. The worker next to him looked embarrassed and tried to run away. Larten smiled slyly… so Kurda was in love with a piece of plastic. Ha Ha.
Kurda was still in a hump as he walked up and down the clothing isle.
'Barbie…;' he whined. 'I love you.'
Right then the shop worker came up behind him.
'Sir. There might be some in stock. Let me go check.' He looked glad to be away from Kurda. Kurda glared pink lasers into his back. His lips trembled dangerously.
Larten wiggled in his tight hiding spot. He couldn't be caught in the ladies section. It would be too embarrassing.
Kurda mooched for a while then stopped in his tracks.
'IEE!' he shrieked. Larten flinched and pulled at his ears. From a hole he saw Kurda jumping up and down in excitement.
'OMG! A red carpet! This is my ultimate dream!' Kurda giggled.
Larten gasped as Kurda continued to jump up and down. He then saw something horrifying. Kurda was undressing himself and he didn't have enough space to look away! ARGH!
Sure enough Kurda ripped open his shirt and slipped off his ultra tight jeans. And then even more to Larten's horror Kurda even took off his underpants. Larten almost shrieked aloud and proceeded to gauge his eyes out.
Larten whimpered silently. This was worst than a thousand stakes in his back! Kurda continued to wiggle his hips and Larten felt almost sick watching his thing dangling about.
EW. EW…. EWWW!
Larten looked down. He realised what 'the red carpet' was. It was in fact his long cloak that he had left outside.
'Charna's tits!' He growled.
And then Kurda stood at the end of the 'red carpet'. He posed with one arm on his hip and the other arm flat on his butt cheek.
'Ladies and Gentlemen!' he bellowed. 'Give a big round of applause to the oh so sexy….. KURDA SMAHLT!' Larten literally wanted the ground to swallow him. No in fact he wanted to impale himself on the stakes in the hall of death.
Kurda stepped one foot on the red cloak as he applauded himself. Larten whimpered again.
'Even in death may I be triumphant!' he whispered and faced Kurda as brave as he could. Kurda was approaching slowly like a cat. He swayed his hips left and right. Left and right… Left. AND Right. He was getting closer… His dangly manhood tool swayed LEFT and fucking RIGHT! Larten looked frantically anywhere but there. But Kurda's naked body was getting closer and closer…
Finally Kurda approached to the rack. He was waving like an idiot to an imaginary audience of women's clothes.
'Thank you,' he gushed. 'Oh it is SUCH a pleasure to be here darlings. Mwah. Mwah!' he giggle and ruffle his hair.
The THING was in Larten's face. Larten couldn't take it any more. Oh it was futile!
'' He yelped. Kurda jumped back in shock.
'What… I look bad naked?' He stuttered dumbly.
And then…
WHOOSH.
Larten appeared in front of him.
Kurda shrieked.
Larten covered his eyes and spun around in circles.
Then round the corner came Seba.
'What is that ABOMINATION hanging OFF YOU?' he roared at Kurda.
Kurda shrieked again and covered himself.
'MIKAAA Baby!' He sobbed. People were now staring.
A woman walked nearby then screamed.
She pointed at Kurda's tits then dropped her shopping and ran away.
CRASH.
Everyone looked round and saw two body shaped holes from an isle.
Mika and Arrow stood staring at Kurda's naked bottom…
'Fuck. My. Life.' Mika gasped then fainted…