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"So what are we going to do?" Asked Ashley. "Uh… dunno." Replied Monica. I was with Gaara, Brie was with Team 8 and Kelsey, and Dana ran off to find Naruto and Hinata. "Maybe we should get Naruto boys." Sighed Ashley. "Who did you have in mind?" Asked Monica. "I dunno." Replied Ashley. Then Team 9 (Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji) walked by. "That dude isn't that bad." Said Monica, pointing at Shikamaru. "He's ok." Mumbled Ashley. Shikamaru turned his gaze to the girls that were staring at him.
"How troublesome." Sighed Shikamaru, "New people." Ino and Chouji looked over at Ashley and Monica. "I know them." Replied Ino, "The one with the brown hair is Monica. The black hair is Ashley." "I have brown hair too." Said Ashley, "It's just dark." "Troublesome." Replied Shikamaru. "Are you- munch -checking out Shika- munch -maru." Asked Chouji, with his potato chips. "What if I am?" Countered Monica. "Uh… troublesome." Sighed Shikamaru. "Stop saying that." Said Ashley. "Stop saying what?" Asked Ino. "Troublesome." Replied Ashley, "He keeps saying 'troublesome' and it's annoying. "Well, deal with it!" Growled Ino.
"Doesn't 'ino' mean 'pig'?" Said Monica randomly. "Yea, so what?" Growled Ino. "Just wondering." Replied Monica. "She kinda reminds me of Sasuke." Sighed Shikamaru, "Trou-" "Stop that!" Yelled Ashley, covering Shikamaru's mouth. "This girl is nothing like my precious Sasuke!" Complained Ino. "Oh boy, you said you-now-who's name infront of Ino." Sighed Chouji. "Sasuke is a pure saint, unlike this devil-freak." Growled Ino, being pulled away by Shikamaru and Chouji. "To the happy farm." Mumbled Chouji. "How troublesome." Sighed Shikamaru. "NO! NOT THAT PLACE!" Yelled Ino, "NO!"
"Ok, that was weird." Said Monica as she watched the two boys carry/drag Ino away. "So do you still like Shikamaru?" Asked Ashley. "Oh yea." Replied Monica.
"So what do you think they'll say when they see me." I asked. "They'll deal with it." Replied Gaara, "Or else." "You really do like me, right." I asked. "Yea." Said Gaara, putting his hand around my waist. I just smiled.
"It's you!" Said Temari in shock, "Gaara, it's a fan girl, get rid of her!" "She's with me." Replied Gaara, rather coldly. "Uh, yes. I'm sorry." Replied Temari, stepping back to let us in. "Kankuro!" Called Temari, "We have a guest." Kankuro walked in to see me. "It's a fan girl." Growled Kankuro. "She's with me, back off." Replied Gaara in the same tone as before. "Hey Mr. Puppet Man!" I smiled. Kankuro gave me an icy glance and went back to his TV. "Do you need anything?" Asked Temari. Gaara turned his gaze to me; I blushed. "No thanks." I replied. "Ok, just get me if you need anything." Said Temari. Gaara just nodded and took me to some room upstairs.
"This is my second room." Replied Gaara. It was a theater/arcade/chill room. "Whoa." I said. "What? You don't have a second room like this?" He asked. "I only have one… most people do." I replied. "I have three." Replied Gaara, walking further into the room, "What do you want to do first?" I stood in shock.
"Yea, sure, I'll go on a mission." Replied Kelsey. "Well, I know Brie's strong but…" Kiba trailed off. "But what?" Growled Kelsey. "Ugh, fine." Caved Kiba, "But if you get killed, it's not my fault." "Ok then." Said Kelsey. "Yea." Said Brie. "Yup." Said Kelsey. "Okey." Said Brie. "Of course." Said Kelsey. "Just shut up!" Growled Kiba. "P-please K-K-Kiba. Calm d-down." Mumbled Hinata. "Whatever." Growled Kiba, "Let's go." "But what about George?" Asked Shino, tears in his eyes. "Who cares?" Snapped Kiba. Silence. "What?" Asked Kiba. "I dunno." Replied Kelsey. "Ok then, let's go." Sighed Kiba, annoyed. "Go where?" Asked Brie. "Burger King, duh." Replied Hinata. "But what about the 'but if you get killed, it's not my fault.' thing?" Asked Brie. "I was putting in a dramatic scene." Replied Kiba. "Ok, then let's ok!" Smiled Brie. So Team 8, Brie, and Kelsey went to Burger King.
"Isn't Ramen the best?" Smiled Naruto. "It is very good Naruto, thank you." Mumbled Ninata. "Hey, where did Carly go?" Dana asked. "She's back in your world." Replied Ninata. "How?" Asked Dana. "She just went 'zap.'" Replied Ninata. "Oh, ok…?" Said Dana, a little shocked. "So Naru-" Dana paused, "Uh, where's the bathroom?" "Threw that door." Replied Naruto, pointing to the wall. "That's a wall, not a door." Growled Dana. "You walk through the wall." Replied Ninata. "Uh… ok?" Dana then walked through the wall and into the bathroom. "Blah!" Silence. "Blah!" Silence. "Ugh…" Silence. "I'm back." Said Dana, walking back into the store; "I forgot that I can't eat ramen without getting sick. I found that out when Jessie invited Brie and Ashley to sleep over and Brie found ramen." "Well, I'll be done soon." Said Naruto.
Three hours later: "That was gooood." Smiled Naruto. "How did you eat all that?" Asked Dana, eye twitching, "You ate non-stop; no breathing either." "I know." Said Naruto, "But even though I'm not full, I'll eat more later." "Whoa, and I thought Jessie was bad." Replied Dana. (A/N: I eat about a bowl of ramen every other day, so I'm not as obsessed as Naruto)
With Team Gai: "Neji, are you feeling better?" Asked TenTen. "Better then yesterday…" Growled Neji, "Lee" "I was teaching him the power of Youth!" Replied Lee. "Youth is special to you kids." Added Gai. "Shut up." Growled Neji. "I was talking about getting drunk." Said TenTen. Neji's face turned dark, "I'll never be able to show my face to the main house again." "Well, at least you have your youth!" Smiled Lee. "This is all thanks to you!" Snapped Neji, strangling Lee. "Gai-sensei!" Croaked Lee, "Help!" "No Lee." Replied Gai, "This is good training! Get away from the enemy!" "Die!" Growled Neji. "Ugh… boys." Sighed TenTen, "They'll never learn."
So TenTen walked out of Gai's house and walked across town. She first saw Ino being dragged into the Happy Farm. 'Poor Shikamaru and Chouji…' Thought TenTen as she saw the two pulling the blonde. TenTen just kept walking. Next she saw Team 8, Brie, and Kelsey at Burger King. "Uh… ok?" Said TenTen to herself, knowing they should be on a mission. She soon found Monica, Naruto, Sakura, Ninata, and Dana. Monica and Dana were watching Naruto and Sakura fight over something while Ninata tried to stop them. 'Naruto will never get it.' Sighed TenTen to herself. Then she somehow ended up in the sand village. I was with Gaara, we were watching a movie; Temari was making popcorn; and Ashley was with Kankuro, she was playing with his puppets which she called dolls. (Not smart) 'Suna is a really weird place…' Thought TenTen. Then she went back to Team Gai.
"You're still at it?" Mumbled TenTen, though not shocked. "DIE LEE!" Growled Neji. "YOUTH!" Shouted Lee. "Well, at least I know we're not the weirdest ones." Sighed TenTen. "We're not the weirdest?" Said Neji, Lee, and Gai who stopped what they were doing, "We can be weirdester then everyone else." "Yea, if anyone asks, I don't know you." Said TenTen, walking back home. Neji, Lee, and Gai then plotted up something to show that they were the weirdester people in the world. Well, the leaf village at least since no one gets weirder then Orochimaru.
"I'm a squirrel!" Shouted Brie, running out of Burger King while dragging Kiba along. "Haha, go Brie!" Laughed Kelsey. "Will K-Kiba be o-ok?" Asked Hinata. "Hum… doubt it." Replied Kelsey. Hinata fainted. Shino was watching while eating some chicken fries. "So, like… you don't care?" Asked Kelsey. "Nope." Replied Shino. "Yea, you're cool." Said Kelsey. "Screw you." Growled Shino. "What you say?" Asked Kelsey. "Screw you." Repeated Shino, slapping Kelsey across the face. "No you didn't!" Growled Kelsey, slapping Shino back. "Screw you!" Growled Shino, slapping Kelsey again. "You bug-freak!" Yelled Kelsey, slapping Shino again. This went on for quite some time. Hinata woke up but fainted again. Brie was running in circles yelling, "What we really are is squirrels! Yahoo! Soup! Easy cheese! I love Kiba! Squirrels!" and she still was dragging Kiba with her. He was gonna be sick soon, wait… ok, he got sick.
"Isn't this romantic?" I asked Gaara. "Yea." Smiled Gaara. I leaned in for a kiss when… "What the…? What are you doing in my house?" Growled Gaara, "And… was I about to kiss you!" "Uh, maybe." I replied. "What did you do to me?" Snapped Gaara. "Ok, that so sounded wrong. I'm too young anyways." I said, "But I did put a love potion in your sake last night." "You devil." Growled Gaara. "I was surprised that it actually worked though." I said, "Then I was so happy that I was shocked that it wore off. I demand my money back!" "Get out." Said Gaara with an icy tone. "But… but…" I mumbled, and then I threw my arms around him and started crying, "Please be my boyfriend! I promise that I'll be a good girl!" "What do you mean by that?" Growled Gaara, trying to break free. "Please!" I said up to his face with my puppy dog eyes. "But I don't like you back." Said Gaara. "So." I replied. "If I kiss you, then will you leave?" He growled. "Maybe." I smiled. Gaara sighed and hesitated before he kissed me. It was less then a second but I was pleased. "Happy?" Asked Gaara, he was really red. "Yea but I wish it was longer." I said. "Yea, ok, now leave." Said Gaara coldly. "I said 'maybe' and decided that I'll stay." I smiled, hugging Gaara. "I give up." Growled Gaara, hiding his face in his hand.
"I love your dolls." Smiled Ashley, playing with some of Kankuro's mini puppets. "They're not dolls." Growled Kankuro. "But they're so cute!" Smiled Ashley, putting one up to Kankuro's face. "I'm trying to watch TV." Growled Kankuro, "Why did I let you in here?" "Because my friend is writing this fanfic and I like you." Replied Ashley. "Should I be scared then?" Asked Kankuro. "Why?" Asked Ashley. "Cause she could make me have a tea party or something." Mumbled Kankuro. "Jessie…" Smirked Ashley. "I'm on it!" I said, though I was only a loud voice and Kankuro was scared that it came from nowhere. But I can do things… scary things, FOR I AM TEMARI OF THE SAND! Ok, well, it's my nickname and that counts for something. So suddenly, Kankuro and Ashley were in Kankuro's room. It was very pink and decorated with Bratz dolls. In the middle of the room was a small coffee table with teacups and everything. Kankuro was tied to a chair and Ashley was across from him. "HELP!" Yelled Kankuro. "No, this is my fanfic." I replied, "Oh, and Ashley, I've got Gaara!" Then they heard Gaara yell for help. "Good job Jessie." Laughed Ashley. "I'll just leave you love birds alone." I said. Ashley gave Kankuro an evil smile. "Oh god." Gasped Kankuro. "Wait, don't you dare think what I think your thinking!" Said Ashley. "Uh? What am I thinking?" Asked Kankuro. "I'm thinking that you're thinking that you think you can think you can do the unthinkable." "What?" Said Kankuro after a long silence. "You sick pervert." Mumbled Ashley. "What did I do!" Asked Kankuro. "I dunno." Replied Ashley.
The next day it was really, really dark out. "It's dark out." Said Brie. "Thank you Captain Obvious." Sighed Monica. "No problem." Replied Brie. "So is it like… going to rain or what?" Asked Kelsey. "I don't know." Replied Dana. "It looks like the end of the world." Mumbled Monica. "It's the end of the world I say! THE END!" Shouted Lee who was running down the street. "All of hell shall break out and spandex will start falling from the sky!" Shouted Gai who was behide Lee. "Uh… yea, whatever." Said Kelsey. "I got an away message that says that." I said. "Really?" Asked Ashley. "Duh, that's why I put it in this." I replied. "You putting any others in here?" Asked Dana. "Um… maybe." I replied.
Weird much? Well, for those who read my other fanfic (which is fruits basket called 'What really happened?') I'm stilling writing that, but I kinda got writer's block for that one. Back to this story: I'll give a hint of the next story. The 'All of hell shall break out and spandex will start falling from the sky' part is part of the plan that Lee, Gai, and Neji are coming up with. (That part was just Neji's idea out of many) So you all must be wondering what shall happen! You must wait and see. And next chapter might be the last unless you peoples have some ideas I could use. Please review!