Ms. Garrison walked into class with an extremely thick coat on. Everyone in the class was confused about this, because usually, their teacher liked to show off her, for lack of a better word, rack.
"All right! All right you little douche bags! Settle down!" Mr. Garrison said, even though the class was already silent. A little TOO silent, which could drive anyone insane.
"Are you all on riddalin again?" Ms. Garrison asked. Everyone shook their heads. Pip timidly raised his hand.
"Yes?" Ms. Garrison asked. Pip shuffled his feet.
"Mr.… er- miss Garrison, why are you wearing a jacket?" Pip asked. Ms. Garrison sighed.
"Well, you kids know that I'm a woman, right?" Ms. Garrison asked. Everyone hesitantly nodded.
"Well, since I'm a woman, I'm expected to have a rather large chest area. And… I am… wasn't, up to par with that. So last night, I got…" Ms. Garrison began to undo the buttons on the jacket. "A boob job!" Ms. Garrison announced, opening the jacket. Everyone gasped.
"AGH! DOUBLE DS!" Tweak screamed.