Author's Note: Sorry this chapter is so short, I'm at Staples! Disclaimer: I do not own the 39 clues or the iPhone 4G!

Chapter 4

Ian's POV

Suicide note? Check.

Dinner reservations? Check.

Armani suit? Check.

I was all set with my absolutely fool-proof plan. No, I was not actually going to commit suicide, but Amy didn't know that. Yet. I strode up to Amy's dorm room and slipped the note under her door. Then I whipped out my iPhone 4G and texted Natalie a quick message.

Ian Kabra: I'm going to commit suicide, Natalie. Goodbye.

Natalie's response was almost instant. I smirked as I read it.

Natalie Kabra: WHAT? Does Mum and Father know about this?

After a moment of consideration, I decided to let her in on the plan.

Ian Kabra: Relax Natalie. I'm not actually going to commit suicide. Its all just a part of my plan to woo Amy.

Wait. Did I actually say "woo"? Something must be wrong with me today. It has to be all the classwork. A few minutes later, I got Natalie's response.

Natalie Kabra: I didn't actually believe that you were going to. I just wanted to see if you believed me.

I laughed out loud and since I was in the Harvard Yard, a couple people turned to look at me. I glared at them and started on my response back, but then I got another text from Natalie.

Natalie Kabra: YOU'RE GOING TO"WOO" THAT UGLY ORPHAN GIRL? YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE KABRA NAME! I'M TELLING FATHER!

I started to sweat at the sight of that message, which surprised me since I don't usually sweat. But I didn't want to face the wrath of Vikram Kabra. He could torture me or worse- He could disown me. I pushed those thoughts out of my head as I speed-texted Natalie.

Ian Kabra: DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM OR I WILL TELL MUM ABOUT THE TIME YOU TRACKED MUD INTO THE HOUSE!

After several minutes, I got a one-word response from Natalie.

Natalie Kabra: Fine.

I smiled and that smile turned into a grin of victory. The plan was going perfect.