In Romania in a remote part of the country was a old gothic style mansion

A 15 year old Lincoln loud is on the couch with his buddy count orlok.

Count orlok:Hey linc you going out tonight.

Lincoln: No not tonight.

Count orlok:Okay loud what's wrong. You never wanna go hunting anymore. You realised you dont have kill someone to feed on them.

Lincoln sighes.

Lincoln:Count i realised eternity is a scary concept. My big sister

Giving up her humanity to share this pain with me ha she more selfless than me.

Orlok:Lincoln i saw what happened that night. Your

Sister knows the definition of family. When the rest of your sister even your parents turn their back on you. Luna slept upstair while the other were down stairs. I have undying respect for her.

Lincoln: Yep she awesome.

Count orlok: ha she gonna have a painful big 2-0 tomorrow

The count laughed.

Lincoln:What are you saying orlok.

Orlok:dummy you bite your sister.

So her upcoming birthday she getting her fangs. You forgot to tell her that.

Lincoln:It slipped my mind you crazy vamp.

He got up from the couch and went to check the calendar.

Lincoln:Oh god your right count.

Orlok:When am i ever wrong.

Lincoln:I don't want the family to look at her like freak including the bitch lynn.

Orlok:What your plan.

Lincoln gave the count a evil looking smile.

Lincoln:I'm gonna send my big sister a birthday present. I'm gonna invite her to my mansion.

And your gonna deliver the invitation in front of my family.

One more thing give my sister luan a invitation i feel like lynn trick bad.

Orlok:Is that the only reason.

Lincoln: the main reason is that i feel her apologetic heart. I wanna ease it. When you get there tell them i forgive both of them and i love them both.

Orlok:You got lad.

Count orlok vanished into a cloud of black smoke.

Lincoln:Why i sent count orlok that vampire doesn't have a kid family filter.

The next day the loud family. Were sitting in the living room.

Luan was no longer wearing a bandage over her eye. Lynn had two black eyes she gave luna a look of hate. Luna exchanged the same look. There was a knock at the door. Lynn sr got up and went to answer it,When he open the door count orlok was standing on the front porch

lynn sr:AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK,WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Rita walked up to the door.

Rita:Honey who is it at the AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHO THIS UGLY MOTHER FUCKER.

Orlok stood there speechless. He began to sob.

Orlok:(sob) Im sorry if i can't look more human im here for luna and luan are they available.

Lynn sr:THE HELL IM LETTING YOU SEE MY DAUGHTERS YOU DEMON.

luna's eyes widen with curiosity.

Luna:demon

She whispered. Luna got up and walk to the door. The rocker was not phased by count.

Luna:Sir do you have fangs

Orlok:Yes.

Luna:Then your a friend of Lincoln am i right Ow.

Count orlok:Yes and your fangs are coming in.

Luna: yeah dude.

Rita:What fangs.

Asked a confused rita loud.

Orlok:well mrs loud your daughter luna is becoming a member of the vampire race like her brother. Lincoln is proud of both luna and luan.

Luan:Lincoln talks about me.

Orlok: yes dear he love you your brother forgives you and luna.

Tears began to form in luans eyes.

Lori:What about us.

She asked in desperation.

Orlok gave them a face of disgust. His eyes glowed red.

Orlok:Fuck no he dont forgive you especially his sister lynn well at this point Lincoln disowned her.

Lynn:What.

Orlok:Yeah he want nothing from you or to do with you. I should send you to hell. I asked Lincoln countless time for permission to do it but for some reason he decided to spare you each time.

Lincoln can just say the word and with a snap of my figure you will be burning in flames forever. Your nothing to him.

At this point lynn started crying uncontrollably.

Orlok:luan and luna hold out your hand. I need to give you your invitations.

Luan and luna stuck out their hands. Count orlok drew a fang on the palm of their hands. The fangs turn into a tattoo.

Orlok:Let the fang guide you both good luck and as for the rest of you SEE YOU ALL IN HELL HA HA HA HA

Count orlok's eyes turn black as night he stuck out his 8 inch tongue and vanished into a cloud of black smoke. The loud family stood there with their mouth open. Even mr grouse who snuck in the backdoor to steal some of lynn sr Lasagne he cooked for dinner.

Mr grouse:i think i just shit my pants.