"So guys, i mean guy and girl, I mean is that sexist, no wait guys is sexist, I mean, fuck, Tom and- I mean Tamara and-"

"Holy optical light colors Matt will you shut the fuck up"

Matt froze in his rambling, as Tamara slapped her forehead with a groan.

Tamara and Edd were sitting at the table, the morning light casting an unwanted light into their eyes, you could tell because Tamara was covering her eyes and Edd's were covered by shades. Matt blinked at them, walking over to the window and pulling the curtains closed.

It was a little dark, with only the light coming from the living room lighting it up slightly so they could see still. Edd took off the shades and hunched over his cereal. Tamara yawned and stretched out.

"Uhm Tamara and Edd, it's Halloween do you think we coul-"

"No"

"But-"

"No"

Edd looked at Matt, "I'm agreeing with Tamar-"

"I'll buy you all the cola you want!"

Edd sat up straighter, "Deal"

"Wait what?! I did not agree with this" Tamara sat up straighter as well, fist slamming on the table.

"Two against one Tamara we're doing it"

"I don't even have my money on me"

Edd thought for a second before responding, "Then we'll just buy you one" he shrugged.

Tamara groaned and stood up from the table.

Later that day we find Tamara, Edd and Matt in a costume store, people rushing around to get their last minute costume. There wasn't any good costumes, as they were all taken earlier in the month, so they were just looking around for something to make due.

"Hey Tamara you should be a cat!"

"No way"

Matt pouted before putting the cat ears on Tamara's head, "There!"

Tamara just stared at Matt before shrugging and walking away to find something to go with it.

Despite her complaining, it wouldn't really be that bad to go trick or treating with Matt and Edd, it wouldn't be that bad probably... Keyword: Probably. If they were anything Like Ell and Matilda then disaster would happen, and they would end up doing something crazy and might end up in holding.

She can't even remember how many times they ended up in holding, or that one time they were almost sent to jail for five years.

She looked around the aisle, finding long cat tail with a clip. She looked around some more and found a collar with a cat print on it, it also came with a leash. She snorted at the kinky item (at least in her head it was kinky) and grabbed it.

She looked around and grabbed a better pair of ears before walking away to go find Edd and Matt. When she found them Edd was carrying face paint and a black long sleeved, and had a skeleton mask too. Matt had something folded in his arms that was purple with stars on it, also a witches hat. There was also a wand beside it.

"You guys got what you wanted?" She asked, they both nodded and they walked towards the cashier.

"So we go out at five, get some candy then be back by 8 so we can eat it all and watch movies"

Matt and Tamara nodded, both dressed in their costumes and holding pillow cases eagerly like little children. Tamara was wearing a long sleeved black shirt and black jeans (was bought earlier), with black gloves, the tail and cat ears. Then there was Matt's favorite accessory, the collar. He was holding onto it and earlier he was patting her head like a cat.

She also had the actual cat on her shoulder.

Matt was dressed up as a wizard, as he said, with a purple cape with stars on it, and his wizards hat and wand in hand. Under it he was wearing grey suspenders and a black t-shirt. Edd himself had a black turtle neck with a skeleton body on it that went a little past his wrists. He also had black pants with painted bones on them, and black shoes. He borrowed gloves from Tom, or Tamara.

He grabbed the skull mask and put it on, grabbing his own pillow case and walking out the door with his two friends (were they friends? He hasn't known Tamara for long but she was pretty much Tom, as she actually was but from another dimension. The only things different was that Tamara didn't drink as much and she was more sensitive to others, but she was still an asshole time to time)

They walked down the sidewalk, deciding to just go to their neighbours houses first. They skipped Eduardo (apparently Elana's male counter parts name) and went to the next neighbour. Edd knocked on the door as Matt and Tamara stood behind him.

"Trick or treat!" They all said, well for Tamara is was more monotone. The woman at the door raised her brow, "How old are you?"

"413"

"17"

"23"

The woman rubbed the bridge of her nose and sighed, "Y'know what, I don't care here take half of the bowl, there aren't any children in this neighbourhood anyways" she says and proceeds to give them all a handful. They all shout in glee and run to the next house.

About three hours later they all had at least two and a half pillow cases full. Somehow they ended up stealing a persons car and driving away from said person and ending up crashing into someone's house, which was actually only a block away from their house.

A woman came running into the room they crashed in, screaming and yelling at them... something about her son or whatever.

When the person called the police they all ran to the house like the devil was chasing them.

They all collapsed on the couch panting.

After a while it went silent, with them all looking in different directions before they broke out onto laughter.

"Did you see her face?"

"I think one of her parents were a grape"

"Matt that's impossible"

"But Tamara/Tom's parents-"

"ShHHHHhhh"