--ok so anyways again its late and I'm in a joke telling mood so this is called blonde jokes the greatest blonde jokes I've ever heard some may be long but trust me they are funny. Have any ideas of your own anything you want to see them write about send me reviews kk I will read all that come--
-Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, George, Fred
Hey guys guess-
what
Hey you stole what I was gonna write
I know that's why I did it
Ok guys what is it
George has a great joke kk tell them George
Ok here it is Ask me if I'm a truck
Ok George are you a truck
Nnnnoo -falls down in a fit of laughing quickly joined by Fred-
Ok and that is funny how
Wow guys and I thought you couldn't be dumber
Really I mean how creative you could have done better
Alright Ronny you do better than they did
Easy enough, how do you know a blonde tried to commit suicide.
How?
There's bullet holes in the mirror-this puts everyone on the floor for a great fit of hysterical laughter-
Oh my god Ron where did you get that one from
Wow that was good but here's one, how you drown a blonde
How
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool-more laughter-
Ok here we go, a blonde was driving her jeep down the road and to her right she saw another blonde in the middle of a field rowing a row boat. So the first blonde stops her jeep walks to the edge of the side walk and yells "It's blondes like you that give blondes like us a bad name and if I knew how to swim I'd come out there and kick your ss" -Everyone but Ron falls on the ground laughing-
What?-Ron has a confused look on his face-I don't get it-This causes another frenzy of laughing-
OMG ron only you wouldn't get a joke that funny
Hey
Relax ron you know its true
Yea it is one time I bought home muggle made orange juice in a carton and on the front it said "concentrated" and he stared at it for an hour until I told him what it meant. He thought it meant that if he concentrated it would pour itself.
OMG totally using that against him later.
Ron really now
Well muggles have made some cool stuff you never know what they could have come up with
Well ginny you upsetted me to on that one
Oh im sry how harry
That was gonna be my blonde joke but apparently it's a red head joke to
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey we resent that just because Ron is dun-du-dun don't mean we all are
Yea me and Fred are intelli- uh darn forgot how to spell it
Intelligent?
Yea that it thanx Hermione
Ok then how come you 2 cant even follow directions to put batteries in your muggle toys
What muggle toys
Oh you didn't know they each have a muggle toy called barbies dream car it's a pink convertible car that takes batteries and plays music.
OMG r u serious that's the funniest thing I have ever heard.
That's it we're gone
Yea-They stomp off side by side and get stuck in the doorframe heading to the boy's dormitories-
I think im gonna go to all that laughing has made me tired
Im out to
Me too- they all get up and leave for there respective dormitories-
Great so they left me all alone again this is great and im talking to the paper again this is great im crazy atleast the paper aint answering back
(Paper)
I wouldn't be so sure of that
-Hermione screams and runs up to her bed-
-ron and harry come out of there dormitory laughing hysterically at the great joke harry just did by bewitching the paper to write back to Hermione. Probably scaring her for life-
--ok kinda longer than the others hoped you liked it got any ideas of your own send me reviews plz ill try to make them come true k next chap im doin in a minute--