A/N: I am a horrible person to be writing a story. My updates are so far apart and erratic. Well sorry for the long wait and enjoy I guess.

Disclaimer: Belongs to Masashi Kishimoto for the most part.

Back in the past, Reena sat in her father's lap as she watched everyone play and laugh. She wondered who was her mom. She somehow knew she hadn't met her yet.

She had also remembered who Pig and Hime were. Pig was who daddy made do his paperwork, and Hime sometimes babysat her. No wonder her nickname felt familiar. How could she forget Hime?

Suddenly, she saw most of them turn their head in a direction, so she looked there too. She saw nothing so she tilted her head in confusion. Suddenly, out of thin air, a crouching body in a mask appeared. She got out of her fathers lap quietly as the man talked to daddy.

Then, with one swoop, she jumped on his back. Why? It was monkey-chan, he was so funny. Suddenly she felt herself being lifted into the air, "Who the fuck is this kid?" she heard him ask. She almost cried because senpai didn't notice her, but then she remembered the important fact that she was in the past. So instead of crying like she planned, she just yelled a little.

"MONKEY-CHAN PUT ME DOWN!"

"That's Monkey-sama to you, brat." he said calmly, seemingly having dealt with kids who had no form of respect.

"Hey! Don't curse in front of my daughter, pedophile!" Ah, there was the other child who had no form of resp-wait, did he say daughter.

"I'm pretty sure you don't have any fucking kids, Naruto," he answered, getting a pointed look from Kurenai and a grin from Asuma, Kakashi ignoring them.

"Apparently that kid is from the future. What the disturbance Hokage sent you to investigate, yeah, the kid. Claims Uzumaki is her dad," Kakashi said, one could almost say, he was already getting bored of the situation.

"That's one hell of a headache. Well, I'll just have to take her to the hokage th-" and right before he could finish his sentence, a cat(a very familiar one) came out of the foliage surrounding them and started to scratch none other than Monkey's face.

Now Reena, seeing this as a good opportunity to explore, find her mother, and pull some pranks, used a secret technique she made up.

It was called run-away-by-digging-tunnels-in-the-ground-and then-covering-them-up-as-soon-as-she-gets-deep-enough-while-everyone-is-focused-on-the-cat. She had to do it quickly though or she'd run out of oxygen.

Ten minutes later, one could find a very tired Reena sitting close to the middle of the village in an alley. Not the smartest place, but she figured Konoha was safe enough since her dad hadn't become hokage yet.

The first thing she would do would be to set up traps everywhere. Thankfully, she had her prank scroll with her. No one had noticed the quite suspicious looking tiny scroll on her as it was hidden under all of her hair(attached to her hair tie).

In it were multiple things, such as multiple paints, string, kunai, explosive tags, chemicals she could mix to create funny smelling things, and etc. She now had to start setting up her traps- I mean pranks in quite fun place.

The bathhouses, Hyuuga residences(they were the best to play with; just a little bit of dye in a few shampoo bottles and boom you had the angriest people on your tail), around the hokage building, the entrance the village, the ninja school(She gaped this one was in much better condition than the one in her time), and other places is where she started to set up her master plan. Using a red marker to put on walls where kunai would need to hit to release her rather special fumes.

She used her small physique to her advantage so that no one would notice her, this being even easier as everyone thought she was just another student at the academy.

She was right about to go up to the hokage mountain to start and watch as the chaos unfolded, but her stomach grumbled.

"TIME FOR SOME REAL FOOD! RAMEN THE FOOD OF THE GODS!" Reena whisper screamed, getting the attention of some civilians. She skipped along towards the holy place, Ichiraku Ramen.

For a split second, she thought of using a coupon, but then she thought would that count?, since they are coupons from the future, let alone the fact she didn't even have any coupons on her. She didn't have any money either. What kid carried money on them when their Hokage Dad could get them anything they want for half of the normal cost?

She hoped that even though her grandad didn't remember her he would still give her a free meal. It was kinda funny to her, the dad outliving the daughter in the future. She thought it was quite sad, but the old man seemed happy with his life, only sometimes getting a nostalgic face when looking at her. It made her want to hug him and squeeze the life out of him.

She reached the shop, and didn't even have to pull the curtains to see a man, her grandpa. She almost gasped, but instead she smiled just a little. She tried to sit on one of stools but she was to short to reach it. She wished the past ramen shop had a stepping stool too.

Suddenly she felt herself being lifted up, she gasped and turned to thank the person who helped her, but she stopped dead in her tracks when she saw them. The person's face shape and features an almost exact copy of hers, the only difference was their eye and hair colors.

Ayame was now very confused. She had helped a struggling child expecting a thank you and smile, not the girl's eyes widening before she started crying and jumping on her completely forgoing the stool she was trying to get on earlier, almost making Ayame fall.

But for some inexplicable reason, Ayame felt something wet running down her cheeks. She realized that for some reason she was crying? She quickly wiped her tears before asking, "What's your name? and why are you crying silly?" to the little girl, acting like she hadn't been crying too.

Reena ignored her and instead yelled while in hysterics, "Mommy! MOMMY!" Thankfully, today wasn't a busy day, and her shouts caught only a few people's attention.

She sent a glance to her father, and after receiving an affirmative nod from him, she carried the girl to the back. This wasn't the first time a crying child had wandered into the shop, but the circumstances weren't usually so... strange.

Ayame gave the Reena a glass of juice before she started to prepare some ramen.

"I don't have any children i'm afraid. Where's your parents?" she asked in a soft voice. Reena realized her mother was a more rational person than Naruto and wouldn't accept being a parent so easily, so instead of crying, she pretended to have been mistaken.

Somehow, though, she knew this was her mother. She didn't think of the fact that this girl worked at her grandfather's shop(like her mom used to do), so it was definitely her mom. Reena was more to figure out things by emotion than the fact.

"I-i'm sorry miss. My mommy isn't here right now and my daddy is busy with ninja things."

"Oh, i'm sorry about that, how about a free bowl of ramen. On me!"

If only Ayame knew, her wording 'bowl' had saved her from unleashing what some would call a ramen monster.

"Thank You Okaa-san. Is it ok if I call you that cause you remind me of her." this had been a plain lie on Reena's part, but Ayame was appeased by the reasoning.

"I guess you could," she said with a smile, but then the smile turned a little dark, "but only when there are no customers, I do have a reputation to upkeep. and please don't make Otou-san faint."

Reena nodded before going back to the front of the shop where she was served the previously prepared ramen. "Itadakimasu!" she shouted.

Merely 10 seconds later the bowl was finished. She almost wanted to shout she wanted more but mooching right now wouldn't be very could hear the shouts of her dad and the others trying to find her.

Suddenly, she gasped. She forgot about the pranks she had set up. If she was found now, they would make her disable the ones that hadn't gone off...yet. Her superb hearing had caught a few screams here and there but just barely.

"Okaa-san, Oyaji, I have to go now, thanks for the food. I'LL BE BACK!" she said suddenly before sprinting off towards the mountain heads. She went and sat on one of the fourth hokage's head.

It was the peak of the day. People were milling about and the streets were full of people, crowds at some places where one of her items had already gone off. Now was the time. She threw a kunai to the floor. She had done a similar setup on one of her expeditions in the future, but not quite the same.

The kunai sailed through the air before hitting a string. The string set off around 100 shuriken which sailed through the air hitting little red marks on buildings. Different colors of gases exploded from these red marks. Leaving some people with either really high or really low pitched voices, different hair and skin colors, and all kinds of bad smells.

The Hyuuga prank wouldn't be in effect until exactly 8 PM when all the Hyuuga collectively went to the restrooms to take care of their hair.

Suddenly, she was lifted into the air. She didn't even know how many times that had happened today. This time it was Kakashi, who it seems didn't have anything affecting him. Awwww, that was no fun.

"You've caused quite a stir for the few hours you went missing haven't you. Maybe I shouldn't have let you escape. Oh well, not like any of it hurt me. More time to read." he said, a little pervertedly at the end.

"Let me downnnnnn! I don't like being picked up," she groaned, squirming in his grasp

"If you weren't trouble every second you were alone, I still would. But as it stands, the hokage wants to see you and I don't feel like you trying to run away again." He said, flipping another page in his orange book.

She felt the dizzy feeling of being poofed away again and suddenly she was standing in her dad's office. Except it wasn't her dads office. "In this time period," she started calculating, "it should be the third hokage's office?"

She saw an old man standing while looking into a crystal ball. He smiled at her before putting the crystal ball away.

Oh, she was in trouble now. She numbly registered Monkey-chan entering through the window with the first kunai she had thrown to set off all the traps.

Oh, was she in trouble now.

A/N: YAY FOR CLIFFHANGERS. So how was that? Please leave any thoughts and comments you have. The Naruto manga has ended and however sweet its run was, now the glory is gone. The pairings there are super different than the one in this fic lol. I did do crack pairings though? Welp, I'll have a special chapter out hopefully tomorrow that's a parody of this one. Sorry to have kept all y'all waiting~