Plot-holes: Don't we love them all?
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Chapter 4: Bokkun, Robot, Goat…or Chao?
A dark skinned girl walks into the room, her dark brown hair pulled into two separate pig tails with the ends curled. She is wearing a red t-shirt with blue jeans and white sneakers. She also has a blue halo around her each of her arms, and small blue wings on her back. This is the narrator, and our favorite author Galexia the chao.
"Hey guys! Welcome to the fourth installment of Plot-Holes: Don't we love them all? I'm your host Galexia the chao!" Galexia then picks out some familiar faces such as Sweden Speedway, sonicathehedgehog, XoxoSonamy4440oxoX, docterm, and Writer's Freedom and waves to them. Sweden Speedway, sonicathehedgehog, XoxoSonamy4440oxoX, docterm, and Writer's Freedom wave back.
"Okay…before I go on, I must say something really important. The director of the show says that I have to say this even though I think that it's pointless…so WARNING! THERE ARE MANY SONIC X REFRENCES IN THIS CHAPTER! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SONIC X THE PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER! Personally I'm going to try and be all canon with this show and I might even say something about Sonic Underground and the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, since I used to love that show- ahem but that's way off the point! Now random sign…appear!"
A sign that says Plot-holes: Don't we love them all, appears in bright blinking lights over Galexia's head.
"Anyway today we are going to go and bother my favorite er…thing…Bokkun! So let's go!" Galexia said as she flicked her wrist three times. It then opened up a portal to Dr. Eggman's most recent base…where his messenger robot Bokkun and his other two robots Decoe and Bocoe were residing…
Bokkun was bothering Decoe and Bocoe as they all sat in their master's base. Decoe was a tall yellow robot with a black upside down T on his chest. Bocoe was a stout grey robot with a black rectangular U on his chest. The two robots were trying to clean up the kitchen.
Bokkun on the other hand kept on adding to the mess.
"Bokkun please. The great doctor will get mad with all of us if this kitchen isn't spotless." Decoe said.
"Yeah Bokkun. Why don't you go and bother the other robots, instead of us?" Bocoe asked. Bokkun then turned to them; a leaf of lettuce in one hand and a loaf of rye bread in the other.
"Well, I can't cause Doctor Eggman told me to make him a sandwich. And I'm making the sandwich right now. Doctor Eggman told you to clean up the kitchen. And you're doing that right now. So mind your own business!" Bokkun said as he waved the sandwich in Decoe and Bocoe's faces. "Now go away, before Doctor Eggman comes over here, once he sees that you aren't doing your work." Bokkun said as he blew a raspberry at them. Decoe and Bocoe put their hands on their hips.
"And how would he see us Bokkun? Wouldn't be too busy watching you." Bokkun then turned to the robots ominously.
"He sees…everything…" The lights then started to flicker on and off by themselves. Bocoe was now annoyed,
"Fine then. Just try not to make a mess." Bokkun perked up,
"Okay!" He then started to fling mustard and cranberry sauce onto the walls.
Just as Decoe and Bocoe were going to slap Bokkun into the next week; Galexia then landed on the countertop where Bokkun was making the sandwich.
"Hey can I have that? I'm starved." Galexia asked as Bokkun handed her the sandwich. Decoe and Bocoe gaped at him.
"BOKKUN! That's an intruder! You're not supposed to feed them until after their captured!" Bocoe said. Bokkun took a double take at Galexia,
"Whoa! You're not the toaster!" He then took out a TV bomb, "Eat bomb intruder!"
"Yipes!" Galexia shrieked as she ran in front of the yellow and grey robots. Bokkun then aimed the bomb at her, but she dodged at the last second and it hit the two robots.
"HEY! Bokkun you idiot! You hit us! Stop making a mess!" The two robots shouted at him, but their noise was drowned out as the kitchen was slowly filled with shouts of,
"Stay still intruder!" and
"I'm not an intruder you dingbat! I'm a show host!"
"Well I'm not a dingbat, so HAH!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
The kitchen was now engulfed in flames as Bokkun's missed attempts at hitting the girl were foiled and they hit the walls of the kitchen instead. Bokkun then threw a TV at Galexia, only for the dark skinned girl to catch it and throw it right back at him.
Why Eggman didn't come down to investigate what was happening after he heard Bokkun's earsplitting shriek was anyone's guess.
"Bokkun! GET OUT OF HERE!" Decoe and Bocoe shouted as they threw Bokkun out the window, "Doctor Eggman is going to have a fit once he sees his beloved kitchen in ruins!" Galexia then jumped out the window after Bokkun; after all she still needed to interview him.
Just as Galexia escaped via window, Eggman decided to go to the kitchen to see why the robots were screaming and why Bokkun hadn't come out with his sandwich yet.
"Bokkun it's been an hour-" Eggman then gasped as he took a look at his kitchen. He then saw Decoe and Bocoe flinging stuff at each other.
"I'm not sweeping the floor, you are!"
"No you are!"
"You are!"
"You are!"
"You are!"
"You are!" Decoe then threw the broom at Bocoe but Bocoe ducked, and the broom hit the great doctor himself.
"…Decoe…Bocoe…" Eggman growled. The two robots froze. They knew that voice. They slowly turned around to see, Eggman; red and with smoke blowing out of his ears. A red bruise in the shape of the broom that Decoe threw was on his forehead.
"oh boy…" the two robots whispered as Eggman angrily picked up the broom that was thrown at him. Said broom had caught on fire from the fire radiating off of the walls, and the egg shaped doctor started to swing it towards his two henchman robots.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU TWO IDIOTS! YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU HAD BEEN PUT ON THE SCRAP PILE!" Eggman shouted as he chased the two robots through the base.
Meanwhile Bokkun was sitting on a hill that was close to the base. He sniffled and wiped his nose...but he didn't have a nose so he just wiped the spot on his face that his nose would be if he had a nose. It wasn't his fault that he was kidding around with Decoe and Bocoe when some random intruder decided to come and intrude the base. Galexia then walked up to him.
"Hey, uh…Bokkun?" Bokkun whipped his head around only to see the dark skinned girl with the mess ponytail looking at him. She was also holding something small and round in her hand. "Do ya mind if I ask you a few questions?" Bokkun nodded,
"Who are you anyway?" Galexia ominously waved her hands around,
"I'm everybody…and nobody…I'm your worst nightmare…" Bokkun started at her with a blank look, "Okay, my name's Galexia and I'm a show host!"
"Ask away." Galexia took in a deep breath before asking,
"What are you?" Bokkun gave her a startled look,
"Whattaya mean, what am I? I'm Bokkun the totally awesome and cool messenger for Doctor Eggman!" Galexia rolled her eyes,
"No, I didn't mean it that way. I meant like what species are you? I could never actually figure that out…I mean, many of our viewers think that you're some kind of a goat." Bokkun cocked his head, in surprise. He didn't have horns and he didn't eat garbage like goats did! ...well sometimes he did but that was besides the point. Bokkun never really took the time to think about it, but really…What was he? He never saw anyone else like him just walking around, for fun. Galexia continued to chatter on, not noticing Bokkun's distress. Finally after going on and on about different types of goats, she then said something that caught his attention.
"See, I'm a chao!" Bokkun's eyes boggled out of his head.
"You're a…chao? No way! You can't be a chao! T-that's impossible! You gotta be joking!"
"No way! I'm a chao and I can prove it!" Galexia said as she struck a pose, "If ya don't believe me then I'll show you!" She then pulled out her chao wand and flicked it three times, Suddenly her face started to take an irregular shape as her body became brighter and brighter.
In fact at one point it became so bright that Bokkun had to shield his eyes from the light emitting from the girl's body. When it finally died down, Galexia was not a human girl, but a white hero chao with floppy ears. The blue halos that used to be around her arms were now around her ears and her chao wand had turned into a grey crowbar.
"So basically, I'm a chao. What are you? I have a theory buy I want to hear yours." Bokkun's eyes became distant.
"…Do you really want to know?" The chao leaned in towards the boy,
"Yeah!"
"Well, I think-"
"Okay, now I'll tell you my theory. I think that you are actually a chao like me." Bokkun jumped up.
"No! I'm not a freaky chao morphing girl like you!" Galexia's face turned into a dark chao grin.
"I am Not. A. Creepy. Chao. Girl." She then swung her crowbar at Bokkun who jumped up and took out a T.V. bomb quick as a wink. He then threw it at her.
"You're crazy! Like an alien! You must be some weird chao alien that appeared from the depths of space and time! Hidden in a capsule made out of bubble gum and duck tape, you traveled the galaxy, retrieving your lost chao comrades! And then you finally turned crazy and kept insisting that I was one of your freaky chao friends from the ninth dimension!" A confused chao sign appeared over Galexia's head before it change d into one of annoyance.
"Oh yeah? Well takes one to know one!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yeah huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Oh yeah? What kind of robot needs a jetpack anyway! If you were a robot then you'd have a jetpack built into your system! Besides you're the right size so you could pass off as a dark flying chao." The sky then seemed to turn dark,
"Join the dark chao side Bokkun…" she said creepily,"We have…Cookies! Nom nom nom…" Galexia said as she munched on a random oatmeal chocolate chip cookie that she found lying around.
Bokkun's eye twitched. "Got any more questions ma'am? I've gotta get back to the base before Doctor Eggman notices that I'm missing!" However Bokkun didn't know that Eggman was too busy making sure that Decoe and Bocoe fixed up his charred walls correctly to even notice that the messenger was gone.
Fire then surrounded the chao as she became angry once more "DON'T CALL ME MA'AM! THAT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE I WAS BORN BACK IN THE 50's!"
Bokkun shrugged, before a smirk appeared on his face, "Whatever you say…ma'am." Galexia was up in arms as her body started to glow once more before she changed back into her human form. This time her chao wand was still in the form of a crowbar, but now it was bigger.
"COME BACK HERE!" Galexia said, now all ideas of an interview evaporating from her mind as she started to chase the messenger.
"Nyah nyah nya nyah nyah" Bokkun taunted as he blew a raspberry at Galexia. Galexia then imitated a baseball player as she swung her crowbar like a baseball bat and made Bokkun the baseball.
"WHOOOOOOOAH!" Bokkun shouted as he was sent flying into the air and into the base. He landed in the kitchen just as Eggman was leaving the room. Decoe and Bocoe were sweeping the room as quick as a robot possibly could. Eggman's ears twitched as he heard a loud crash followed by a familiar scream. Holding back a yell of annoyance, since he had just finished cleaning up the kitchen, he managed to look at Bokkun.
"Bokkun…" Eggman said as he turned to face Bokkun, "Where were you?"
Bokkun gulped. "Uh, Decoe and Bocoe kicked me out of the kitchen." Eggman nodded,
"And where's my sandwich." Bokkun visibly paled, which was kind of weird because he was a really dark shade of indigo, and he wasn't supposed to be able to be pale, but he did so it was weird.
"Uh…I gave it to the intruder…?"
"BOOOOOOOOOOOKUN!"
After a couple of hours of strict, strenuous work ordered by Doctor Eggman, because he didn't make his sandwich and because he crashed through his ceiling, Bokkun floated off to his room. This day has been so weird. Bokkun thought, That girl was so weird and….hey where is it? Bokkun then suddenly became alert as he noticed that his super secret important thing was now missing from the place that he put it in his room.
Where is it, Where is it, Where is it? Bokkun thought as he upturned the room. Suddenly a portal opened up and the round thing that Bokkun was looking for fell through it, hitting Bokkun on the head.
"What the?" Bokkun said, as he looked at the round thing. It also had a note attached to it,
Bokkun,
Sorry, for going crazy back there, Well, by the time that you read this, you would have probably forgot that you dropped this during our fight in the kitchen. I don't even know why you were carrying it around in the first place! Someone could steal it! Like I did! Though it does look very expressive…did you steal it? I hope not! Stealing is wrong! Hehe, hope I get to see you soon!
And remember, join the dark side…well I guess that you already did since you work for Eggman and stuff but remember they have cookies!
Chao Chao
-Galexia
P.S. Never knew that you had the hots for Cream.
Bokkun then crumpled up the letter. "Whatta weirdo." But he said this with a blush as he clutched the round thing which was a locket closer to himself.
Galexia then teleported out of the Sonic World and landed flat on her butt in her studio.
"Ow..wasn't ready for that exit…So what do ya think of this episode? Didn't see that coming right?" Blank stares responded her. Galexia chuckled nervously, "Okay, well, next time we will be interviewing...actually I don't know who's we're going to be interviewing... It's gonna be a surprise! Yay! I hope you guys like surprises! And for all of my American watchers, have a Happy Thanksgiving, Galexia the Chao signing off."
Galexia then pulled out her chao wand (which had turned back from being a crowbar) flicked it three times and disappeared in a flash of light.