Minutes passed, yet not a single one of them woke up.
So far, it was only Tsunade, Itachi, and Pein who conscious and awake.
Itachi continued to stare at the window, and felt very awkward.
"Why is this happening to me? I wish I could just go back to my eternal sleep"
Pein continuously stared at his hands. He too, felt lack of immense power.
It's as if his Rinnegan has been taken away from him.
He turned to Itachi, who still was now staring at the mirror. After a few inspections, Pein figured that this was the very talented Uchiha of his Akatsuki. His physical appearance says it all.
"This is taking forever," said Tsunade. "Why don't you just wake the others? I still have a lot of things to attend to!"
Itachi looked at Pein, who gave him a slight nod. Yes, they may be regressed to kids, but their old ways never left them.
Itachi still took orders from Pein.
Tsunade just observed their behaviour, trying to make sure that they won't do something dangerous. She watched as Itachi slowly approached the bed of both Blue and Silver.
"Why would he wake those two first? … Maybe it's because Kisame's his partner…"
Once he reached their bed, he laid his eyes on the about-to-be-chomped foot of Hidan.
Itachi looked back at Pein, and Pein nodded at him with respect.
Then, with fast hands, Chibi Itachi closed the mouth of Kisame.
He closed it HARD.
Silver first opened his eyes, then his mouth.
"F$#^! B#^#&*! $#^%&*#!"
His voice stretched to all the corners of Konoha.
Itachi wasn't able to recover that fast. His hair has spread to every single direction, and his blanket nearly came off.
But Chibi Hidan was not done yet.
"WTF ITACHI? #%$^#$%$#^!"
As Hidan was scolding poor Chibi Itachi, all of their other companions woke up.
And yes, this was because of our lovable Hidan.
Bed number 3 had both Sasori and Kakuzu hugging each other closely. They were too close that they could almost kiss. As soon as he heard Hidan's voice, Kakuzu opened his eyes. Wide.
Unfortunately, Sasori was still unconscious, and due to the disturbance, he made one teensy, weensy mistake…
He made a careless move.
He moved closer to Kakuzu by a millimetre.
And that's when Sasori opened his amber eyes.
Poor Kakuzu. It lasted about 5 seconds… then…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
They pushed against each other, and both fell out of the soft bed and unto the cold floor.
And they were both naked.
"SASORI! What in the world were you doing on my BED?"
"Your BED? I was on IT!"
"So what?"
"So it's mine!"
Due to Hidan's loudness being backed up by both Sasori and Kakuzu, the two, hugging naked girls woke up.
Or should I say…
…that one of them was actually a feminine-looking boy.
And they were hugging.
Under the sheets.
Pein became furious.
"AAAAAAAAAH! KONAN! What are you doing? And you're naked, yeah!"
"Yeah? YEAH? AAAAH! Deidara, GIVE ME THE SHEETS!"
Both had a little tug of war, and the room was now even louder than usual.
Pein sweatdropped at the scene he's currently looking at.
Hidan scolding Itachi like he interrupted an important ritual. How disappointing. Itachi wanted to use his sharingan, yet somehow it won't appear. Tsunade must have done something to him…
Kakuzu and Sasori pulling each other's hair. Yes, since Kakuzu had long hair, Sasori was winning…
Deidara and naked Konan (:D) playing tug of war with a blanket.
And a very peaceful Kisame chewing on a fluffy pillow.
Jeez.
What on earth has happened to the Akatsuki?
He sighed.
Then, he slowly motioned his arm and pointed towards them.
"Quiet"
Once they heard this, each member somehow felt that they needed to follow him. It's like… he has to be followed or else … something very awful happens to you.
They all faced Pein, and Pein told them to sit quietly on their beds, despite the nakedness. He also told Hidan to wake Kisame.
"HEY YOU ^^$! WOULD YOU #$^&$%^ WAKE UP ALREADY?"
He shouted right into Kisame's ear.
And the sound of Hidan's voice, like a bullet, ran straight through his brain.
"AAAH!" said a very frightened Kisame.
He looked everywhere for a while, then straight at his cranky bedmate.
"…Are you my mommy?"
"WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"It's okay Hidan," said Itachi. "He's always like that after he wakes up. It only lasts a minute…"
"Are you $#%^#$% sure that it's okay?"
"MOMMY!"
The naked, blue-skinned boy hugged Hidan.
And that was the worst move one could do.