Lovely day today, everyone! I hope you all are having some good weather and even though it's relatively warm your still wearing a jacket for some reason. Yeah, I have issues. But enough of that, you came to this story for Drama, Romance, and Bloodshed. Mostly just the second, but hey what can you do with taste. Anywho, this chapter will be focused on Peru's matchmaking escaped to bring together Ganos and Caway. There is a slight spoiler for a smaller fight in The Tournament Of Power!, but it's not really large. Anyway, time to share the love!

Peru appeared in front of a white castle. The structure of the castle was rather basic with large walls and guard towers. Peru walked towards the gate and saw two guards wearing silver, scale armor with a pink jewel on the center of the bascinet helmets forehead. The guards grabbed their swords and shields emerged from their right arm gauntlets. The guard on the right rose his voice, "Who are you and why are you here?"

"I am Peru, the Supreme Kai of the beautiful U2!"

The guards turned to each other and back to Peru, "Prove it!"

Peru showed them the Potara, much to their shock, "What business does a Supreme Kai have here?"

"I have a plan to provide a future heir to the Princess."

-Throne Room-

In a throne room with multicolored windows, a pink carpet floor, pillars with flowers, and two thrones in the back of the room. Peru bowed respectfully in front of the thrones, "Greetings, your majesties, I am here on a most pressing mission!"

The one on the throne to Peru's left, a man with pink hair, green skin, yellow eyes, and was wearing a blue and purple shirt, purple pants, and a golden crown with a red pearl on the tip raised his hand, "If it is business of a Supreme Kai, then it must be urgent."

Peru stroked his beard, "I will need your daughter."

The one on the throne to Peru's right, a woman with the same pink hair and green skin, but had blue eyes and a red shirt with a red skirt. Unlike her husband, she had a look of hesitance, "I don't know about this, Meridian. Our daughter hasn't really fully recovered from the tournament."

Meridian held his wife's hand, "It'll be alright, Cara. Caway has been doing well, if the fact that she has been representing our family's empire is any indication."

Cara turned to Peru, "What exactly is it that you wanted Caway for?"

Peru smiled, "I desire to give her love!"

The parents were silent.

-What you'd expect to happen.-

A guillotine was seen dropping down.

-What actually happens-

"What?" Both the king and queen asked.

Peru grinned stupidly, "I desire to bring her and a certain man together!"

The royals went silent once more.

-Moments later-

Peru was practically squirming for freedom from the guards holding him, then was thrown out, "How dare you defy the Supreme Kai of love!"

Cara was just giving him a dead glance, "God is nothing compared to a parent."

The castle gates closed and Peru sighed, "Guess I'll have to do it the way they did it in Helles's soap operas. Have a young man wear a medieval style uniform and have him risk everything for his one true love!"

Peru looked to space and narrowed his gaze. He saw a green planet and zoomed closer to a village with a farm on it, "Where is he?"

He saw Ganos sneaking up on a fruit basket and grabbing some of the fruit out of it. Peru gritted his teeth, "He has the gods of this world looking highly on him and he still feels the temptation to hideously steal, still?!"

Peru glowed a bright white and appeared right in front of Ganos, causing him to freak out, "What the?!"

Ganos stopped after a moment, "It's just you."

Peru grabbed Ganos by the arm and teleported them to a purple room with weights, a heart shaped bed, a poster with a young man with silver hair and a young man with black hair hugging outside an ice ring, and a boombox. (Yes, those references were intentional.)

To say Ganos was disturbed by the appearance of the room would be understatement, "Is this your room?"

"Forget about were you stealing from that farm?!"

Ganos gritted his teeth and crossed his arms, "I don't really have a choice."

Peru pumped his fist at him, "There is always a decision. Doesn't Quitela and Kuru grant you gifts?"

Ganos gave him a deadpan stare, "Yes. Which is why I was stealing food just now."

Peru was growing angry, "Sarcasm is not appreciated."

"Is this why you got me?"

Peru was silent as he remembered why he was looking for Ganos in the first place, "No! I was looking for you, so I can get you to confess your love to the Princess!"

Ganos blushed massively and backed away from the Kai, "Are you serious?!"

Peru kept a stern look, "Love is a thing that you should always take seriously!"

Ganos started shaking his head, "No! Not happening!"

Peru grabbed the bird man's hand, "Love and happiness are the most essential emotions in life. If you don't confess to her, you will be alone and miserable! (Voice becomes more distant to Ganos.) Wrinkling all alone for the rest of your life! Mourning that you couldn't reach out to your one true love-"

"Are you talking about your own experiences?" Ganos questioned.

"She was a magnificent South Kai!" Peru replied, before sobbing rather pathetically.

Ganos was watching disturbed, "I'm just going to leave."

Peru grabbed Ganos's hand again, "No, I must stop you from making the same mistake I made!"

Ganos was growing more and more aggravated, "Listen, you pathetic old man, I don't care for what you have to say!"

Peru's face just turned deadpanned, "I can literally lock the both of you in one of my chambers and neither of you would be able to stop me. You can either let me help you confess your love or I can just force you both into a situation."

Ganos thought about, his eyes moving around the room, and sighed, "Fine! But only because there would be less suffering for me."

Peru made a flexing pose, "Beautiful! Now come with me to the wardrobe. We have to make you beautiful."

Ganos was now feeling awkward, "Can't we just go with handsome?"

"Men should not be ashamed of their beauty!"

Ganos sighed, 'This is going to be a long week.'

"Oh, it's going to be longer than a week."

Ganos was shocked by what the Kai said, "How did you-"

"Us Supreme Kais can read the thoughts of other. There is nothing you can hide in your thoughts from me!"

Ganos looked rather frightened by this, "You can see all of my thoughts."

"Yes. Experienced Supreme Kais can read deep thoughts. Though, it does take training."

Ganos grew a rather sterned look and Peru grew a softer look, "Allowing a false view on life to be continue due to a past event will only result in more suffering."

Ganos turned away, "Let's just get this over with."

Peru opened the door and the two walked out.

That's that! Appears as though Ganos is still working on his age-prejudice (Or just thinking their weak). However, unlike most people with this issue, who are mostly eight or young, he has a reason outside of 'gross.'

Ya know, the internets been depressing for me lately. I think it might have something to do with all the controversy regarding C.A., but I don't want to put despair in one place. After all, we still have guys like Internet Remix, Smg4, Screwattack, and Phantomstrider to name a few, right? Right. It's just with that knowledge, some things aren't as enjoyable.

Why am I talking about this? Because I think I need to unload my frustration on something. Which is why next time will be the first chapter of the RWBY Parody Critique. The first chapter will be about an issue even fans of the show admit exist, it's consistent use of cliffhangers even when they damaged the show. Figured that I start on what's neutral ground for both fans and detractors.

And I have been ahead of the clock lately, so maybe I can get the next chapters of Multiverse Fights, The TOP, and the recruitment stories out by the end of the month.

Did ya think I forgot the recruitment story existed? No, I just haven't really been focusing on it lately.

I don't know why, but I really like Peru and Helles (NOT AS A COUPLE!) a lot. They really feel like a creation and destruction god duo that are effective figures. I think that may come down to the fact that they have similar viewpoints. With the exceptions of Belmond and Khai, Ea and Mosco, and the higher universes, they actually can agree on stuff. I think that that's why they have higher levels. Because they can cooperate and operate better together than the lower ones.

Now I know some people will say that opposites work better together and that is sometimes true, but not always. When you're like Beerus and Shin, who are both not only both incompant at their jobs, but also so different. You won't get as good results. A bit of sad truth in life is that sometimes opposites just can't work together. At least, not well no matter how hard you try to make it work. Sometimes, differences of views and work method just cause more trouble than they're worth in the long run.

Example: Whenever you are a pair of writers on a romance story, but you have completely different ideals on the concept of love and how it blossoms between people. That can lead to a lot of story elements not really being able to get execution on either side. If you are a drama person and think that people get love by being put through crap and your partner is someone who thinks it can blossoms from a long time friendship, those views will more than likely collide. Unless you can find an alternate and have childhood friends realize they love each other from hardships, but usually in these stories it's one way or the other and that can come from that writers perspective or if Hollywood was too afraid to take risk and demand it'd be one way.

Ya know, I really should just put these things on my deviantart and just say read it there if you want to. If you forgot I had a deviantart, don't worry I forget I do too sometimes. Which is why I don't post there often.

I appreciate you all for reading my stories. I appreciate feedback. And I especially appreciate you all for forgiving and never getting angry over my long as Hell ANs. I'll see you next time in the RWBY Parody Criti- Good lord I need to come up with a good title!