Dirge: NNY IS NOT A STUPID TEENAGER YOU STUPID SHIT HEADED SIMO- oh, hi! I was reading one of the BEST stories ever, Invader Idol by Invader ZATR. … as soon as this chapter is over, I'm going to go kiiill him…Anyway… Here we are again!
Jeena: Shoot me.
Dirge: *zap*
Jeena: *dies and is at peace*
Elly: OHMIGOD YOU KILLED HER! …Can you kill me too?
Dirge: No.
Elly: Fuck you.
Disclaimer- I own Elly and the ass-hole gang of boys. Jhonen the mighty ruler owns Johnny and other people who he owns. I do not own Batman, nor do I own the earth. But I will.
Saturday
5:27 PM
It was over in five minutes.
"Are you okay, miss?" Batman asked the girl. Robin realized that it Elly C. from his class.
"Yeah, fine." Elly looked at both of them. "I know you-" she pointed at Batman. "You're the Batman. And is he-" she pointed to Robin. "Batboy or something?"
"Robin." Robin told her.
"So we have a bird and a bat." Elly laughed a bit. "A guy in my class told me about you guys, but I forgot Robin's name. Nice to meet you." She walked off.
"Bruce, that was Elly from school!" Robin told Batman.
"Small world, huh?"
Saturday
5:36 PM
Elly had stolen the guy's wallets during the fight, and she now had $154. 45. She took a cab home, and as soon as she walked in, Johnny of in front of her.
"Where the hell have you been?" he asked.
"Getting money from the bank. It was hard to find." Elly knew that if she told him about the boys, he would most definitely go on a murderous rampage.
Johnny's eyes narrowed; he knew that she was lying. "Okay. Bill thingy?" Lly handed him the check and went into her room. All that was there was a bed, a mirror, a chair and a desk and a box of books and other supplies. All of her clothes where in a box under the bed.
Elly took out her diary and began to write.
Dear Die-ary,
Today Nny was on the news with that killing earlier. I think he was a bit more nervous about getting caught; yesterday, when I was with him and he killed some lady, some weirdo in tights and a cape who called himself 'Robin' almost caught him, but he was too sickened to move.
On the worse side of things, I almost got gang raped. Batman and Robin swooped down and saved the day. Not. I could've taken them, but I got two. The Bat dudes got one each. Ha!
The strange thing that I realized is that Robin looks familiar. Where have I seen him before?
Love,
Elly
Wednesday, inside the Batcave
9:00 PM
Batman stared at the pictures of the murders, thinking hard. There had been several others through the past four days, and they were all by the same person. He himself had never met the killer; only Robin had. The strange thing was, that none of the killings had happened before Dick's new classmate, Elly C., had moved to Gotham. Was she somehow connected? Did she know anything about the murders?
Batman pulled up a search screen and typed in one city- Vasquezville.
Dirge: OOOH, twist! Does Elly recognize Robin as Dick? Will Batman catch on to Johnny? How are Lly and Dick getting along? How's Devi? Will I ever rule the earth? ONLY TIME WILL TELL!
Authors note: It was a short chapter because I have writers block. Read Invader Idol. It is awesome.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am off to get my jeans out of the dryer.