How to Annoy a Shinigami

by Jiyugami-chan

Exactly what it sounds like. Not limited to Shinigami. You request the characters. NOTE: I am only on episode 88 of the anime. I do not know some characters. T because, I, like my fellow writers, am paranoid. Note to Admins: this is not a list alone. It is a list with a reaction at the end. Thank you all for understanding. Or not. Your call. DISCONTINUED.

4. Renji

Renji is here to be annoyed. This time, it's me and my pals who are getting annoyed. I don't own Bleach or anything referenced.

1. Call him 'Berenji' (that means 'you're uncooked rice' in Farsi) when he is confused, tell him what it means.

2. Make him do the 'Caramelldansen'

3. Sing a terrible Karaoke dedicated to him

4. Ask him if he dyes his hair.

5. When he denies, call him tomato.

6. Then yank out a strand of his hair and tie it to his and some random females' pinkie.

7. Bonus points if he knows her.

8. More bonus points if she's old.

9. Even more if she's young

10. And related to another main character

11. Preferably Ichigo

12. Ask him where he gets his hair done

13. Call him Redhead Gajeel-chan

14. Trick him into signing a marriage document with Uruhara.

15. or Ichigo.

16. Or both.

17. Both of them are preferred.

18. Get him to dress up as a bunny and break into Rukia's house on Easter

19. Bonus points if you get him to smash the wall with his Bankai

20. And more if he dresses his Bankai up as a bunny too.

21. Do everything on this list, then when he asks you why you're doing it, say, 'It's because I'm EVIL' and run as far away as possible.

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The dragon was purple again.

"It took forever to wash the bloodstains out, too."

An owl fluttered overhead.

"So, how was your day today?"

"Served with ketchup on the top."

The owl laughed hard.

"You should watch Dr. Who."

"You should watch anime."

"Why?"

"It'll double your awesome factor. Take it from me."

"Nah."

"There's an anime ."

"I'm in."

That was my friend Theeny the Owl. By the way, only one of my friends is actually on and I don't know her Penname, because it's different than her name..