Title: "Snogsick"

Author: Wish Wielder

Fandom: Doctor Who

Pairing / Character Focus: Ten / Rose

Challenge: Fanfic 100

Theme / Prompt: #14 (Green)

Word Count: 769

Rating: K/ PG

Summary: She had realized a long time ago that the way her mum greeted the Doctor would always be in direct relation to her mood.

Notes: Set after the Doc finds a way to get Rose back (y'know, assuming it actually does happen someday, 'cause I'm an optimist like that).

Disclaimer: "Doctor Who" and all respective properties are © the BBC. Megan D. (Wish Wielder) does not, has never, nor will ever own "Doctor Who".

"Snogsick"

It was something she still liked to tease him about, even all these years later. Of course, that was mainly his own fault; he was the one who used her as a human shield every time they went to enter the Tyler flat. It never really helped, either, when her mum was in one of her moods. All her mum had to do was push her out of the way and she had a clear shot at the Doctor, no matter how much he tried to hide.

She had realized a long time ago that the way her mum greeted the Doctor would always be in direct relation to her mood. When she was worried, angry, or any other kind of upset, the Doctor would get slapped, yelled at, or chased around with a butcher's knife. When she was happy, ecstatic, or in any other mood that could be dubbed good, the Doctor was greeted with hugs – and sometimes even kisses.

That first time she had greeted him with a kiss was what had started the "Rose Tyler, Human Shield" bit. They had walked into the flat, and her mum had run up to them. After hugging her, she had rushed the Doctor and had given him the same bear hug treatment, and then she had kissed him. Two or three times, if memory served correct. She had had a good laugh about his face afterwards, though never around him. Wounded Time Lord pride would've been a bit too much to deal with then, especially when they had whisked off to Torchwood.

He always remembered it, though, and now – years after he had rescued them from the parallel world – he still tried to avoid her mum when they went to visit. He wasn't fond of her slaps, but he wasn't crazy about her kisses, either.

"I just can't win with that woman!" he shouted as he burst into the TARDIS, looking rather…well, like he always did after a close encounter of the Jackie Tyler kind. A little red in the face (usually from rage), right along with a little green (almost always from nausea). The green was a bit more predominant this time, though, and it made the part of her that wasn't snickering worried.

"Mum give you a hard time, then?" she asked, and he fixed her with a glare. He then stormed over to her, grabbed her face in his hands, and proceeded to shove his tongue as far down her throat as he possibly could. When he pulled away, she noticed that the green was nearly gone – though he still looked ready to kill.

"If she kisses me one more time, Rose Tyler," he said in his no-nonsense, lecture-ish voice, "I may just split open the Void and chuck her back into Pete's World."

"She kissed you again?" she asked, biting her lip to keep from laughing. The green returned as he leaned back on the TARDIS's console.

"She's just too much sometimes, I swear," he said, slapping a hand over his face. "And tongue! I don't appreciate having her tongue shoved down my throat, you know. Married women shouldn't go around shoving their tongues down people's throats! Especially when the people are involved with their daughter!"

She threw her hands over her mouth as she bit her lip harder. She knew laughing would be a very bad idea, but between the nauseated look and the kicked puppy look his face was trying to pull, it was almost impossible to not. He shot her another look before grabbing her wrist and pulling her close, removing her hands from her mouth before kissing her again. She pulled away and grinned.

"So this is your answer to kissing my mum, then? Kissing me?" she asked, and he grinned as he stole another kiss.

"Trying to erase the memory from my mind, yeah," he said. "Otherwise I might just loose my lunch right here and now, and I doubt the TARDIS would be very happy with me if I went and puked all over her."

"You do look a tad green," she commented, touching his cheek.

"I think I need a Rose, then," he said, grinning cheekily at her, and she laughed at the reversed pun. She leaned closer, ghosting her lips over his as she smiled.

"I'll talk to Mum," she said quietly. "See if I can get her to stop snogging ya'."

"Please do," he replied before giving her another quick kiss. "Because I mean it about ripping open the Void. Dead serious, even."

"Oh I'm sure you are," she said, laughing. "I'm very sure you are."

A.n.: Ok, so Whorathon on SciFi caused an army of plunnies to invade the Pink Room. This one came from the bit at the beginning of "Army of Ghosts", because the face the Doc made after Jackie kissed him was just too priceless. I really did think he was gonna hurl after that. xD So yeah…this might get a few updates relatively quick, and I blame it all on the Whorathon.