The camera turns on, showing Sohinki and Joven.
"Hey everybody. It's us, Sohinki and Jovenshire. We have to say something before we start this episode." Sohinki stated.
"First of all, this episode of 'Top 5 Stars?' This was intentionally suppose to be released last year, but due to complications of Wi-Fi, school work for Virizion 2.6, and temporary FanFiction files lost, we had to start fresh with this episode. Luckily for us, our footage of 'Top 5 Stars' was recovered quickly, but only have the intro in the footage." Joven explained.
"So we had to record the rest of the episode by what Joven can remember in his memory and there we have it. Joven remembered what was on this list of the dumbest Gates to Infinity in his opinion and everything went well." Sohinki explained.
"So with that out of the way, enjoy the show." Joven then turns off the camera.
Shooting stars were flying in space as Sohinki, Lazercorn and Jovenshire were on top of the stars and collided, breaking apart the shooting stars.
Sohinki, Joven and Lazercorn jumps out of the collision as asteroids heads towards the screen and sparkles, and it also spells out….
Top 5 Stars
Choose your character
A star reticle was choosing one of the 3 characters as the reticle picked….
Jovenshire!
"Hello gamers and welcome to the first episode of "Top 5 Stars." Now if you're wondering what this show is about, well it's in the title really." Jovenshire pointed out.
"You're such a jerk, Joven." Lazercorn said in the background.
"Heh heh. Not funny. So anyway, I want to give a shout out to Keldeo the Critic for inspiring me to make this list. Now, we've played the 3rd installment of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Game, which is Gates to Infinity. Some of the game play was so amazing, but most of it was just something we all hate or it's perfectly stupid or the dumbest. So with that point on, I'm giving you guys the Top 5 Gates to Infinity Moments we hate the most." Jovenshire announced.
Asriel appeared and launched a star at the screen. The star exploded
5…
"Number 5 goes to Kyurem. Now let me explain something. At first, we see Kyurem at the Glacier Palace and he was kind enough to let us escape the palace. But then the second time we see him…."
Kyurem falls from the sky and roars at Snivy and Oshawott. He freezes Hydreigon and "kills" him by smashing him to pieces. Then Kyurem attacks Snivy and stomps on him.
"Yeah. I don't get this at all. We see Kyurem be all nice to us and let us all go, and also give us useful items. Then we see him again and he attempted to kill the main character."
Joven flapped his arms in an annoyed manner, and does it again.
"My point is that Kyurem is a hypocrite from being nice to us to being a complete jerk. It doesn't make the most sense to me at all." Joven explained.
Asriel was juggling stars as he collided the stars
4…
"Now I do agree with Keldeo about Munna. Just the sheer fact that Munna doesn't have anything to look forward to. Not only that, but Munna as a character is stupid."
Joven takes a deep breath and sighs.
"We first see Munna in a vision of some sort and when we meet her, we get ambused. Now that is just typical 'I am evil and I'll kill you with my henchmen' thing, but then when we actually fight her, all she does most of the time is stand there and do nothing. And when she does attack, it's not even that damaging as those Gigaliths and Chandelures attacks do." Joven explained.
"And when you do defeat her, she's just convinced that the whole planet is useless and hopeless without any good reason to begin with. I just see her as, well, she's just there."
Asriel sliced up a star with his Chaos Blades, creating the number,
3….
"Number 3 is the multi-player mode. The multi-player mode is just lacking missions. The only missions you could actually do with others is what I like to call 'Hitman Missions.' Basically, all you do in multi-player is fight off a targeted Pokémon while 3 other Pokémon are defending it. There are also those rare Hitman Missions where you fight Legendary Pokémon, but that's mostly it."
Joven sighs of disbelief, smacking his head in annoyance.
"What you can't do in multi-player is go explore dungeons, go on rescue missions, item searching, or challenge missions. Even if there are Hitman Missions on the Task Board, you can't go to the dungeons located for those missions. You're only able to do the Hitman Missions for targeted Pokémon with groups, or fight Legendary Pokémon in them. That's all you do in multi-player."
Asriel shot out fireballs from an arm cannon, breaking apart a star
2….
"This one is something I also agree with Keldeo on. The whole Virizion thing." Joven announced.
Virizion walks into Post Town and every male who sees her has hearts in her eyes, while Snivy and Oshawott were confused at the sight.
"Just how Virizion was introduced is completely unnecessary. There isn't a need for a heart in the eyes of male Pokémon, a pink background behind Virizion, or even the intro of Virizion's appearance where we only see her front legs before we actually see Virizion herself." Joven kicks a soccer ball and hits the wall.
"They are idiots!" Joven shouts from outside the camera shot.
"Who is going to be happy about Virizion's first appearance if she's introduced like that? Why couldn't they do an epic intro like what they did with Zapdos in the Red and Blue Rescue Team games? I want to know why they didn't do such a thing."
Asriel then made a large star appear as he smashed it on the ground and broke it apart
1….
"Now Keldeo's number 1 is himself in Gates to Infinity, but my number one on the dumbest moment in Gates to Infinity is the Kami Trio. Yeah, I'm talking about Tornadus, Thundurus and Landorus."
Joven shakes his head.
"This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen in a Pokémon game. You see, here's my point. We got a crisis where Munna plans to destroy the world with the Bittercold, and we had a human who is now a Pokémon, many unevolved Pokémon, two evolved Pokémon, one Legendary Pokémon, we just rescued another Legendary Pokémon, fought Munna and her gang, then fought Kyurem and beat him, then we destroyed the Bittercold. And then we went to this sacred place where Oshawott wants the main player back to the Pokémon world and then we brought him or her back, and that's it," Joven explained, "Or is it?" He sighs heavily.
"Darn it all!" Joven yells out of the camera shot, as you can hear a door being slammed onto Joven's head.
"You encounter unknown waves that can occasionally lead you to new dungeons that can't be accessed on foot after you beat the main story, and then you can encounter Tornadus and Thundurus in them at Level 40. And then you can find Landorus at Level 70 in a pervious dungeon you explored in the main story."
A picture of Tornadus, Thundurus, and Landorus appeared, but the word "Shame" was above their heads in black marker
"Where were they when the whole Pokémon World was at risk of extinction?! Where were they?!" Joven shouts in anger, then takes a deep breath.
"I'm sorry for my outburst, but seriously. You get Tornadus, Thundurus and Landorus at the very end of the game's story and it makes me mad. Okay, the same goes for Terrakion and Cobalion, but what kept that off the list was having Keldeo and Virizion in the main story. But Tornadus, Thundurus and Landorus are not safe from this list because they appeared at the very end of the game. It just makes me so mad."
ZAP!
"That's it for this first episode. I would like to know what you think is the dumbest moment in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity in your review. Your opinion is acceptable by all of us here on Pokemosh Games. So with that, we'll come up with more top 5s and see you guys next time. Why top 5? Because it's much more faster. Anyway, see you all later."
Top 5 Stars
Jovenshire was on a shooting star while speeding past the Top 5 Dumbest Gates to Infinity Moments from number 5 to number 1, and used Techno Blast to destroy the star that had Tornadus, Thundurus and Landorus on it.
