Um, hi.

I've had some problems regarding my application to uni so I haven't been writing recently.

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On the sidenote, this chapter will end rather abruptly...

"Where did you come from?" said Kyouya, the sinister man with permanently glinting spectacles.

"Murrpfh!", I tried to speak against the gag, but to no avail.

Why exactly am I in this situation, you might ask.

Well, after I was caught by the evil twins, I was dragged back to one of the room with big big doors. There, I was introduced to the other people in the room as 'the Secret Spy who found out about The Secret'. Seriously.

From then onwards, I was introduced to the rest of the people in the room, bound and gagged, and shoved to a corner.

In that order.

"Tamaki, is this really necessary?" Kyouya asked, clearly irritated with the blond idiot as indicated by the dark aura surrounding him.

"Gumpph!" you shouted out your agreement with what Kyouya said.

"But of course, Mummy dearest! If we don't, she will run away and tell everyone about our daughter's secret!" Tamaki wailed, flailing his arms around in the air.

"Don't be such a moron! You think I can outrun all of you guys?" I shouted angrily.

Everyone turned to me in surprise. Haruhi had secretly ungagged me while the others were listening to Tamaki's warped reasoning. She took out my gag before shushing me and worked on my hand and leg bounds. I think she had meant for me to secretly sneak out while the others were busy expressing their idiocy.

Alas, I could not keep my big mouth shut.

"Haruhi, what are you doing?" Tamaki cried as he rushed to put the gag back into my mouth.

Unfortunately for him, I already had my hands untied so I was able to swipe the gag from his butter fingers. After whacking his arms first, of course.

"This is ridiculous. She's not going to tell anyone. She promised," Haruhi replied calmly as she continued to work on a particularly tough knot on my leg bound.

Tamaki continued to kick up a big fat sissy fuss, all the while shouting something about how he didn't think it was wise to trust that a random dubious girl wouldn't spill the secret. But he did not further try to stop Haruhi from untying me.

"So where did you come from?" Kyouya asked again.

I frowned as I asked him to be more specific about the question. Because, really, I was a girl of many origins. I was born in Kenya (parents were there on holiday), lived in the Republic of Ireland, Limerick, till I was 7, then stayed in Switzerland for a year before settling down at Geneva. Oh, if you looked at it the other way, I came from 6 hours of contractions and a good 30mins of pushing and finally out from my Mum's youknow.

"Hikaru said Haruhi said she checked the toilet before going in. She obviously didn't see you. So Where did you come from?"

So that was what he was asking about!

"I was in there all along." I replied nonchalantly, "I was sitting on the toilet bowl in one of the cubicles because I was lost and tired and there was no place for me to sit. Haruhi probably didn't think anyone was there because I didn't close the cubicle door so that I can see if anyone comes into the washroom and ask for directions."

They were boggled.

30 minutes later, my legs were still tied together.

Not because they just loved me so much that they decided to tie me up and leave me there to die so that they can stuff my corpse and keep it on the sofa in front of the fireplace.

It was because whichever idiot who tied my legs together must have been an ace Boy Scout seeing as the knot was bloody impossible to untie.

"So," I stated, staring pointedly at my poor skinned ankles. Mummy dearest was NOT going to be happy.

"So?" Tamaki replied, head cocked to one side.

I was about to release the loudest, most tortured-sounding groan in the history of mankind when Kyouya the Creeper appeared with a pair of… garden trimmers.

I had no idea what that apparatus is called, but I had seen the gardener using it to trim the edges of the hedges. I have the most wonderful rhyming ability, I know.

Little did I know, this secret that I stumbled upon had a way greater impact on my life than I ever thought possible.