"Whoa, Cartman," said Kyle. "I swear to god you look like a total draq queen."
"Need my falsetto?" said Cartman, in falsetto.
"That is a good one."
"Now go to Jade's house and me and the rest are gonna get some TP and oranges."
Then Cartman strutted his stuff with the rest of the gang who looked like robbers.
"Now Cartman!" said Kenny.
Ding dong! Then Jade answered quickly while Bebe climbed up the window to taint the makeup.
"Hello, little whore!" said Cartman in falsetto.
"Who you callin' a whore?"
"I just wanted to tell you Cartman dumped you for me, Mercades."
"You bitch!!!"
"It's on! Whateva, whateva! I do what I want!"
Then Cartman went inside and started trashing it up.
"My Berkinstocks! Stop it, Mercades!!!"
"You will respect my authoritah!" said Cartman in falsetto.
"Fuck off Mercades!!! That's Cartman's line! Not yours!"
Meanwhile, the others were busy TPing her house and Stan threw a roll of TP over her house without hesistation. Then Kyle threw a roll with some puke on it and that's what Jade REALLY hated. Anything that was gross on her clothes and/or stuff and she was always complaining if her hair or clothes were screwed up and she'd slap anyone who'd disagree that her clothes looked good even if it was her best friend.
Then Bebe was busy squeezing orange juice in Jade's makeup.
"All done," whispered Bebe, down to the gang. "Serves her right!"
"Who the hell was that?" said Jade, hearing Bebe's voice as Bebe jumped down the window so she wouldn't get caught.
Meanwhile, Cartman got into a fight with Jade, oblivious to the fact that Mercades was Cartman in disguise to get back at her.
"Watch my 100 dollar blouse, bitch!!"
"Who you callin' a bitch, you whore! You cheated on Cartman and now he' cryin' his ass off! Now who's the bitch?!"
Then Jade tore Cartman's skirt that he stole from Jade only to find out that he was wearing boxers and was a total boy.
"You son of a bitch!" screamed Jade. "You just wanted to beat me up just because I was going out with Stan Marsh, your friend!"
Then Cartman gave her not only a shocked look but an angry look.
"Oh shit," said Jade. "I said way too much..."
Then Cartman gestured the gang to come in to torture her much more.
"You dated my friend Cartman behind my back!" said Stan.
"You stole my best friend!" said Wendy.
"You called my family stupid and that's Cartman's job!" snapped Kyle.
"You jacked a bunch of my shirts when I wasn't home!" said Powder.
"You called me a stupid blonde bitch who was a gold digger!" snapped Bebe.
"You screwed my friends over!" screamed Kenny even though it was totally inaudible because he had has parka hood on. "It's no wonder Bebe moved away from you!!!!"
"Fuck off guys! Get out! I'm gonna see you tomorrow and you're gonna die!!"
So... will she really beat them up or is she going is on them?