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I really wanted to rewrite this chapter. I dunno, I just wasn't happy with it; it didn't seem to fit in. So, I'm writing a different Chapter Four.

The Full Monty

Chapter Four (again).

"CHI-CHI! CHI-CHI!" Goku called from the outside his house. He was still not allowed in the house, and almost a week had passed. He was fed up of sleeping on the floor at Vegeta's; he wasn't allowed on the sofa because he wasn't good enough, and he was sick of eating take out every night. He just wanted a nice home cooked meal... plus to get in the house to retrieve something of ultimate importance. "LET ME IN! THE NEIGHBOURS ARE WATCHING!"

Chi-Chi came to the window of the living room and opened it wide. She popped her head out, followed by a large steel bucket grasped in her hands. Goku looked anxiously at his wife and then at the bucket, filled with murky water; Chi-Chi had just finished the mopping. Goku stepped back a little in fear as Chi-Chi pulled her arms back, ready to chuck the water over Goku.

"Now Chi, we don't want to make a scene, now do we?" Goku spoke shakily, as Chi-Chi's arms went further back. "What kind of image are you portraying for the kids?"

"The kids aren't here, so it doesn't count!" Chi-Chi snarled, and finally emptied her bucket over Goku, who screamed at the contact with the cold icy water. She slammed the window shut and dropped the blind.

Goku stood, drenched to the bone. His hair fell over his eyes as droplets of water fell from the tip of his nose. He decided to be on his way, and with ever step his boots made a squelching nose. As he passed people in the street, they couldn't help but stop and laugh at the drowned dog.

As he reached Penguin Street, he had had enough of the squelching and decided to chuck his boots in the nearest trash can. He then took off his fleece and wringed it in his hands, leaving him standing in a white vest, black cargo pants and a pair of bright red socks. He tied his fleece around his waist, and then tended to his flattened hair. He wringed it like his fleece and it soon began to stand on its own again. Once every spike stood again, he shook his head like a dog that had just come out of a lake.

He walked a bit farther and soon made it to the deserted gym. No one had arrived yet so he crawled through a busted window and made his way to the heater; February was not a month to get drenched by water, it was absolutely freezing. He soon began to remove his trousers and vest and set them atop the heater to dry, while he sat in his black boxers.

Fifteen minutes later, Vegeta emerged through the window with Trunks. He found Goku asleep beside the heater, clad in only his boxers. He noticed his clothes draped over the heater and smirked mischievously at Trunks.

He grabbed the clothes and handed them to Trunks, who smiled happily at his father's playful mood. Vegeta then began to give instructions to the boy, who soon scurried out the window and out of sight. Vegeta then poked Goku in the side with his foot, causing the taller Saiyain to jump out of his sleep.

"What happened to you?" Vegeta questioned, as he watched Goku rub the drowsiness from his eyes. "You fall in the canal again?"

"No, Chi threw a bucket of water over me." Goku sighed, as he reached out for his clothes, but was greeted with hot metal touching his hand. "Arghh! That smarts!"

"Why did you touch the heater?"

"My clothes were drying on it. Where are they?" Goku worried, as he began to search around the heater anxiously. They were the only clothes he had; he had been wearing them all week. He already ruined his good boots, so he couldn't lose the rest of his clothes. "They were just there?"

"There was nothing there when I came in." Vegeta lied, as he cackled evilly in his mind. "Maybe someone stole them?"

"But they're all I have! What am I gonna do?" Goku whined, as he put his head in his hands. Trunks clambered back into the room and ran towards the two men.

"Whoa, what happened to you, man?"

"My wife drenched me. By any chance did you see a man with the clothes I've been wearing for the past week?" Goku said, as Trunks tried to smile sympathetically to the man.

"Wait, are you wearing my underwear?" Vegeta growled, as he recognised the briefs. "What the hell are you doing wearing my underwear?"

"I'd already wore my underwear inside out like twice, and it wasn't making me feel any cleaner, so I nicked a pair of yours. You've got plenty," Goku grunted. "Plus a lil red number at the back of your drawer; I never knew you were so risqué."

"Stay out of my room!"

"I will, if you let me sleep on the couch?" Goku bribed, as Vegeta sighed, defeated.

"Fine!"

Trunks rose from the cold concrete floor, to greet Goten who was climbing through the window. The little boy smiled happily, as he jumped down and caught sight of his father. He ran towards him and gave him a large hug. He pulled away quickly, once he realised that his father was bare, except for a pair of underpants.

"Daddy, why are you naked?" Goten asked, cocking his head at his father. "Aren't you cold?"

"Someone stole Daddy's clothes when Daddy took them off because Mommy soaked me with a BUCKET OF MOP WATER!" Goku snarled, getting more annoyed with every word. The whole situation was beginning to get to him and he was fed up. "Do you know where my clothes are, Goten?"

"Sorry, no." Goten answered, his lip quivering a bit from his father's yelling.

"Oh, why me?" Goku groaned, as Vegeta and Trunks cackled evilly behind his back.

A Few Hours Later

The troupe, now minus Yamcha, had finished their practice for the day and was now huddled around the heater, where Goku was still clad in only his boxers. No one had the decency to give him their coat to keep him warm; they had a very sick sense of humour, they enjoyed other people's pain.

"I suppose I should be on my way." Krillin exclaimed, grabbing his coat. "Just like everybody else." He looked at Goku in particular, who face was blank.

"I suppose, we all better be going." Goku said, as he stood up, grabbing Goten's hand.

Everyone left, and Goku and Vegeta made their way home, with Goten and Trunks following close behind. A few passers-by looked strangely at Goku, who now seemed unaware that he was just in a pair of boxers; his body had gone numb from the cold. They made their way past Blue's, and a few wolf whistles from the women could be heard. Goku smiled broadly.

"I still got it!"

"WE LOVE YOU, VEGETA, YOU SEXY MAN BEAST!" One of the women yelled, as Vegeta smirked.

"You were saying, Kakarot?" Goku hunched his shoulders, and bowed his head. His day couldn't get any worse.

"I really shouldn't be looking at other women any ways, I got Chi!"

As fathers and sons passed a man sitting on a flattened cardboard box, Goku had to stop and have a double take. He reversed and looked at the man in shock, as did the homeless man at Goku. It wasn't every day you saw a man walking the streets in his underwear. Goku frowned and pursed his lips angrily.

"YOU'RE WEARING MY CLOTHES!"

"I'm sorry, sir?" The man asked, looking at the angered Goku.

"WHERE WERE YOU BETWEEN HALF THREE AND QUARTER TO FOUR THIS AFTERNOON?"

"Um...uh... down by the docks. A nice boy with lavender hair gave me these around that time." The homeless man explained, holding up a piece of the fleece. "They're very nice."

"OF COURSE THEY ARE, THEY'RE MINE!" Goku growled, as the man winced. Goku turned to glare at the now cackling Trunks and Vegeta. They were both holding their stomachs in pain, as they laughed endlessly. "I swear you two are going to be the death of me!"

"Would you like your clothes back, sir?" The scruffy man asked, as he began to remove the fleece.

Goku bent down and pulled the fleece down again and smiled. "No, you keep them. You'd need them for a night like this."

"Thank you, sir." The man beamed, as he hugged Goku. As he was being hugged, Goku looked at Vegeta and mouthed 'pawned'.

Vegeta turned swiftly on his heel angrily at the fact he had just been pawned by Goku. Goten and Goku followed soon after and made it to the city centre. As they did, police sirens could be heard coming towards them. They continued on their walk and took no notice, until a police car came upon the sidewalk and two police officers stood before Goku.

"I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to take you in for indecent exposure." The female officer explained, as the male officer dangled handcuffs in his hands.

"Since when?" Goku questioned, his brow furrowing in confusion.

"We got numerous complaints of a man walking around in a pair of black briefs." The man told, pointing at Goku's choice of underwear.

"These aren't briefs, they're boxers." Goku chuckled slightly.

"I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to take you in. Briefs or boxers, we're taking you in." The woman grunted, as the male officer took Goku's hands and cuffed them together.

"Oh, this is bogus!" Goku growled, as he was led into the police car. He then looked to Vegeta. "Take Goten home! And Goten, don't tell your mother about any of this!"

Goku was soon driven off in the back of the squad car and he looked out the window at them. Vegeta smirked at him, as he noticed his gaze. He waved and yelled.

"PAWNED, KAKAROT!"

The Next Day

"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The laughter of the Job Club could be heard from outside the door, as Goku made his way in. He had just been released with a warning, and thought it would be best if he went straight to Job Club. The station had nicely given him some clothes, and was happy he didn't have to walk around in his underwear any more. He guessed it was what he got for wearing Vegeta's underwear in the first place.

He walked in, and everyone's eyes went straight to him, and once again burst out laughing. Goku sighed, and left the room. He headed to the corner shop and bought himself an eight pack of double chocolate muffins; he was troubled.

Meanwhile, at the Job Club, everyone was gathered around the daily newspaper. Unbeknownst to Goku, a local photographer was on the prowl that night and caught the whole incident with the homeless man and the police. Krillin held the paper in his hands and the tears kept raining down his face as he began to read the article.

'On Sunday, February 9th, at around eight o'clock, complaints began to arise of a man walking around in his underwear.

At half past eight, a disturbance began to occur near Penguin Street, were the man, believed to be Goku Son, started to harass a homeless man on the street about his clothes. The scene was witnessed by his youngest son, along with another man and his child. The witnesses seemed to be laughing, but the older men didn't seem to be intoxicated. The disturbance died down after a few minutes, and the homeless man and Son appeared to make up, and hugged, (see picture inset).

Ten minutes later, the group along with Son were in the town centre where they were stopped by police. Son appeared to laugh off his appearance but was handcuffed and put into the squad car, (picture right). His friend waved after him whilst laughing, and shouted 'pawned'.

Goku Son was retained at Herculopolis Police Station for questioning, but it is known that he will only leave with a warning and a mark on his record.'

As Krillin finished reading the article Goku trotted in the door stuffing chocolate muffins into his mouth, with his hood over his head. Everyone burst out laughing again, but he ignored them.

"Aw, this is the most awesome thing Kakarot has ever done!" Raditz laughed as he looked at the pictures of his little brother. "Dad's gonna be proud."

"Damn straight!" Goku answered, hugging his muffins to his chest. Everyone looked at him as he kept eating. "What? I'm troubled!"

"What did Chi-Chi say?" Krillin asked, as Goku shrugged his shoulders.

"I dunno, we haven't spoken since yesterday. In all fairness, it is her fault I was caught in my underwear. Trunks wouldn't have given my clothes to Scruffy if she hadn't thrown that bucket of water over me in the first place"

"He's right; it is the harpy's fault," Vegeta hissed, pinning the article to the notice board, along with Goku's others. "She should be more careful about what happens to her children."

"I am not a child!" Goku grunted, stuffing the last of the muffins into the polythene bag. Goku's phone began to ring, and Goku put it to his ear. "Hello!"

"GOKU SON, I SWEAR I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Excuse me, it's Chi-Chi!" Goku told as he walked out the door.

"Any news on how Gohan is getting on with the organising?" Krillin asked, trying to ignore the screaming of Goku coming from outside the door. "I hear he got a spot at Blues, but he said we need a name before Blue will accept."

"A name? Why the hell do we need a name for, Chrome Dome?" Vegeta grunted, glaring at Krillin.

"I guess, it hides our identity. It saves him saying all ours names, plus it will make us sound good." Krillin explained, as a disgruntled Goku re-entered the room.

"That is the final flashing I am doing!" Goku growled, slamming his phone down on the table.

"Not till after the performance, Kakarot." Raditz said, as Goku nodded.

"Final flashing... Final Flashers. We'll be the Final Flashers! It will be the only time the women will see us flashing them. That will be the once and final time, the Final Flashers!" Vegeta said, waving his finger in the air. "That will be our name, so no more suggestions."

"Okay, Final Flashers it is then." Krillin agreed, as Vegeta slammed his feet on the table.

"Can we go get drunk?" Raditz asked, as everyone looked at him strangely; it was only five minutes to twelve in the morning. "I wanna celebrate Kakarot's success of gettin' in the paper!"

"That is nothing to celebrate! All you see is my fat ass shouting at Scruffy!" Goku hissed.

"You actually don't look fat in the pictures, Goku. Have you been working out?" Krillin asked, as Goku's face lit up.

"Why yes, yes I have. Thanks for noticing." Goku gushed, blushing slightly. "I've been working super hard. I got rid of my belly. Bless us Saiyains for losing weight quickly!"

"Well, well done Goku!" Krillin smiled, as Goku grinned.

"Still, you got pawned, Kakarot." Vegeta smirked, lifting his feet from the table and headed out the door, followed closely by Raditz.

At The Pub

"Do you know what we should do?" Goku asked, his speech a bit slurred. He was quite tipsy, and wasn't holding his drink well. "We should try our little routine in front of some women. Like our wives or s'thing?"

"We don't have a wife like you, Kakarot!" Vegeta grunted, watching Goku tilt from side to side. Vegeta always got amused when Goku was drunk; he knew he could get him to do anything. "Why don't you do it for your wife? We're unloved."

"Aw, poor Veggie! Don't worry, you'll get Bloomers back!" Goku smiled, patting him on the head.

"Don't call my woman Bloomers!" Vegeta snarled, as everyone looked at him. "SHE'S MY WOMAN, AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE!"

"Okay, whatever you say Vegeta." Krillin chuckled. He couldn't help but laugh at the green eyed monster that had resided in Vegeta. He couldn't believe he would be jealous of a man such as Yamcha.

"Dad, there you are!" Everyone turned around to see Gohan walking towards them with a cardboard box in his hands. "You're meant to be at Job Club. Actually, all of you are."

"You're not my mother! My mother died a long time ago!" Goku slurred, but soon broke down in tears. "MOMMY!"

"There, there Kakarot...it was all your fault!" Raditz said gently, patting his brother's head.

"Why is Dad drunk, guys?" Gohan questioned, as Krillin smiled sheepishly.

"He accidentally picked up the chocolate muffins with brandy in them this morning, when everyone was laughing at him. So, he has brandy in him plus three beers." Gohan rolled his eyes, those muffins were powerful things. It seemed they had more alcohol in them than chocolate.

"Well, I got that thing you asked for, Dad." Gohan said, handing his father the box, who just stared at it blankly. "The costume, remember?"

"Oh yeah... what costume?"

"For the show? Your fireman outfit? Dad, you're dressing as a fireman in the strip show!" Gohan said through gritted teeth. His father was incredibly dim when intoxicated, and it annoyed him immensely.

"Go put it on, Kakarot. Go on, it'll be funny!" Vegeta cackled, as he watched Goku wobble into the women's toilets. Screams were heard, and the man was swiftly shoved into the male bathrooms by Launch. "Today is gonna be fun."

Ten minutes later, Goku emerged. He had the hat draped over his face, making him blind. The coat was on the wrong way and the boots were on the wrong feet. Goku crashed into a table and fell flat on his face, whilst his friends laughed heartily, except Gohan who hid himself in his hands.

"I love drunken Kakarot; he's so much more fun!" Vegeta cackled, wiping the tears from his eyes.

Gohan rose from his seat and helped his father up. Goku seemed to be coming out of his drunken state, as he was becoming more aware of what was going on in front of him. His father's drunken states never lasted long, because as a Saiyain, his body got rid of alcohol twice as quickly as a human, so his antics only lasted half an hour or so.

"Hey son, what's going on?" Goku asked wearily, as he grabbed his head.

"You ate those brandy muffins again and got drunk. Are you okay?" Gohan explained, as Goku nodded his head. His eyes then went wide, when he noticed his attire. "Also, I brought this to you to show the guys, but they told you to put it on. You put it on the wrong way, as you can see."

"You look like a freak, just so you know Goku." Launch sneered, as she looked Goku up and down.

"Shut up, Launch!" Goku hissed, sitting down on a chair and fixing his boots to the right feet. He then put the coat the right way. He turned his hat around, and buttoned it under his chin. "There, this is the costume guys." Goku walked over to them and spun around. "My Dad's friend, Celipa, can make them for us. So, get measurements so she can begin. We only have a week and a half."

"Hey Gohan, we've decided on the Final Flashers. So, you better call Blue and get us that place." Krillin told, as Gohan nodded, taking out his phone.

"I'm gonna go see Chi-Chi again. At least in this, I'm waterproof." Goku announced, as he left the pub.

"He does know, he's gonna get looked at a whole lot more now, that he's dressed like that?" Raditz remarked.

"He's Kakarot, he's stupid!" Vegeta replied, taking a gulp from his beer. "But, I must admit, that costume is kind of cool."

End of Chapter Four (again)

As I said at the beginning of the chapter, I wasn't happy with the chapter four I had up before, so I rewrote it. I like this one a lot better, it fits well.

Next chapter is the underwear dilemma and a little promiscuity for one of the guys.

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