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READ PLS: I sped up the plot a little bit and they got married already. So I could focus on the real plot and make them have children fast. (Haha)

I hope you enjoy this crappy piece of thing xD

"Sasukeee…" Sakura moaned/called for the nth time that day, "I'm hungry!" Sasuke sighed.

"Even though you just ate?"Sakura pouted.

"I'm pregnant Sasuke, deal with it." Sasuke nodded. It's useless to argue further. Sasuke went to their kitchen to prepare a little something for his lovely wife. Yup, they just got married and moved to a new apartment. Sasuke got back holding a mushroom soup in his hand and delicately put it on the table. Which Sakura gobbled up in seconds.

'This is going to be a long day.' Sasuke thought as he sat on the couch beside her watching…Soap operas? Since when does Sakura watch soap operas? He withdrew his question when he looked at her, crying like a baby.

*Sniff* "It's so touching! I can't stop crying!" she wailed. Sasuke just stared. Stared. And finally sweat dropped.

"Sakura…" Sakura stopped her wailing to look at Sasuke.

*Sniff* "Hmm?"

"…It's a shampoo commercial."

…

"I know! That's why it's so touching! I wanted hair like that! Sasuke-kun, Why can't I have hair like that?" she started ranting, which Sasuke ignored of course and played Fruit Ninja on his phone.

"—Like, I mean what if our kids have pink hair? And their boys!? And-And they'll be all depressed and die! And they're ghosts will haunt me forevah! And Sasuke-kun what if-?" Sasuke effectively cut her off by kissing her on the lips. Sakura blushed when they pulled away.

"Sasuke-kun that was—OHEMGEE TEH SHOW IS ONN!"she screamed while putting her fist up in the air, which hit Sasuke, and blacked out.

"Eh? Sasuke-kun?"

…

'Stupid soap operas. Stupid inhuman strength. Stupid mood-swings. Stupid bombs. Stupid Mr. Haruno for kicking me in the balls in our wedding. Wait, what am I getting at?' Sasuke rose up from the couch feeling his sore chin. He felt a blanket covering him. He saw Sakura lying down on the couch next to his. He gave her the blanket instead and stood up.

'6:10 am? I blacked out for a whole day? Dayuum, that was something. Might as well get some fresh air.'

After doing some stretches like an old man, he went to door to get some air, when he did he felt someone put something on his head. He felt sleepy and all he saw after that was black.

Uchiha Sasuke has just been kidnapped.

Uh-oh xD What happens next? Dunno. And hey guys, I dontknow anything and I mean ANYTHING about pregnancy. Can any of you kind readers tell me about it? Kinda feel embarassed asking you guys' for help. Wait. Me? Embarrased? Silly me. Thanks for reading guys! Love yah.