Hello again everyone, I'm back with another chapter.
This chapter about is Snake. Why? Because someone asked, that's why.
This is a short chapter because most of my time was spent watching sgc live and then my WiFi was down and then my mind was a blank for a long time, sorry.
Although Snake wasn't a smasher anymore, he still gets invited to drop by and see some of his old friends. Who invites Snake? Himself, that's who. Snake his sneaked into the mansion on multiple occasions, and he has never been caught... until today. Enough into, let's go!
Snake has watched everyone go through their normal lives enough times to know who not too run into. He entered the mansion unnoticed for the XXth time to see Pit, someone you'd never expect to Snake to be friends with.
Pit was going to the bathroom only to quickly dragged behind a decorative bush.
"Waaaa!" His scream was quickly snuffed out as he flew out of sight.
"Shhhhh. We can't talk here." Snake claimed.
Snake had silently brought Pit into a broom closet after he ambushed him.
"Look Snake, it's nice for you to show up but I need to go right now." Whined Pit.
"You can go later but first I have a question for you." Said Snake.
"What is it?"
"Have you ever noticed that link doesn't say anything?"
"... you know, come to think of it. Yeah I did."
"Do you wanna find out why?"
"Aww yeah, stealth mission."
So Snake and Pit began to follow Link all day in an attempt to hear him speak. Many times he was about to say something but was either interrupted or something prevented Snake and Pit from hearing him.
"Snake, we tried but I don't think we'll ever hear him." Confessed Pit.
"We will, I have an idea that should work." Said Snake.
"What is it?" Questioned Pit.
"I told you sneaking in his room and kidnapping him was a bad idea!" Yelled Pit as the two were walking towards Master Hand's office.
"It worked out last time."
"Whaaa..."
"Don't ask. We're here by the way."
Master Hand had let them in and after a long lecture on privacy Pit was punished with janitorial duty for a month. After Pit was dismissed Snake spent a few awkward minutes doing nothing as Master Hand just stared.
"Snake, you can just leave. I've known you've been sneaking in this whole time, you're still allowed to be here as long as don't participate in matches."
Snake walked out Master Hand's office with a seemingly permanent look of shock on his face.
"Weirdo." Said Wolf as he walked past Snake.
Man, did this take forever!
Sorry for not doing anything for about... 2 or 3 weeks, things kept happening (mostly me not finding anything to add, I do this off the top of my head) and it just got crazier.
Anyway, until next time.