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JP: Hey Teddy!
TL: Hey James.
JP: Hey where is the excitement in your writing?!
TL: Why should I have excitement? I am babysitting you a 17 year old boy so his parents can go out to dinner. You are freaking 17 why can't they let you be home alone?
JP: Teddy I will be turning 18 next month!
TL: So you are clearly old enough to babysit yourself and you are old enough to have your own freaking house!
JP: You still live with your grandma!
TL: Yeah but I am looking for a house that Victoire and I can live in.
JP: But you guys are not married yet.
TL: So????
JP: Shouldn't you be married before you share a house? Like what if you and Victoire break up who would get the house? How would you spilt everything you have in the house? What if she kicks you out and changes the lock so you can't get in? Clearly you should be married or at least engaged before you move in together.
TL: You are right. Now I have to propose.
JP: That should not be too hard.
TL: Yeah but what if she says no?
JP: She agreed to move in with you did she not?
TL: Yes…but what is your point?
JP: She agreed to move in with you so she has to either really, really like you or love you either that or she is pretending to even care about you to get your money and all of your belongings. Both choices could be possible.
TL: She could only be with me to take my belongings!
JP: Don't forget money.
TL: Not helping James.
JP: Sorry. But I am pretty sure it is the first option.
TL: Okay I will propose to her. How and I suppose to do it?
JP: Well you get a ring and go down on one knee and ask her 'Will you marry me?'.
TL: I know how to propose I mean where should I do it? Should I be wearing a tuxedo or be in a t-shirt and jean shorts? Should I…
JP: Teddy you are a lost cause. So ask her out for dinner. Take her to that new fancy restaurant in Diagon Alley then after that, take her on a walk at the beach. Then as the sun is setting get on one knee and pop the question.
TL: You are sure that will work?
JP: Defiantly. I have never been wrong. Except for that one time but do not worry they found his body. Of course his head was missing hmm….
TL: Uh….
JP: I am just kidding or am I? Anyway what ring are you going to get her?
TL: Well she likes dolphins…
JP: Great get her a gold dolphin ring with a beautiful ruby in the center.
TL: Why a ruby?
JP: Rubies are red.
TL: Your point?
JP: Rubies are red and the dolphin part is gold.
TL: What are you getting at?
JP: It is Gryffindor color. You know Gryffindor house is red and gold.
TL: Oh now I get it.
JP: Finally and people tell me your smart.
TL: I am and I am not getting her a Gryffindor ring.
JP: Why not?
TL: It is a wedding ring not a Gryffindor ring.
JP: So when I propose to Alice the ring is going to be Gryffindor colors.
TL: Yes and when she leaves you there standing alone you will know why I didn't pick a ring like that.
JP: Alice would not leave me standing there alone.
TL: Keep telling yourself that James. Besides when are you going to propose to her?
JP: I do not know maybe a year from now.
TL: Okay well since I am babysitting you I guess I am going to have to take you ring shopping with me.
JP: Yippee.
TL: That is the spirit James.
JP: I am not really hap— What is the point you are a lost cause.