"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Cyborg demanded angrily as blue paint dripped down his face.

Raven gave Cyborg a tiny little smile and said haughtily, "I take it back Robin. Obviously, your aim has just proven to be a lot poorer."

SPLAT

A splat of yellow appeared on Raven's already pink and crimson khaki pants. She had been too busy gloating over Robin's stray shot to notice him taking a sneaky shot at her.

"I'm going to skin you!" cried Raven wrathfully, and pitched a dozen paintballs at him.

Ducking them with quick succession, Robin jumped, flipped and tumbled across the room until he was directly behind Raven. She never saw it coming when he smeared lilac paint all over her face.

"ARGH!' Raven yelled and countered with a splash of yellow paint at Robin's chest. Using her hands to wipe off the smears of paint on her face, Raven cried "Oh! That is disgusting!"

"How's it like to have paint in your mouth Rave?" Robin said cheerfully.

"You miserable little robin, I'm going to…"

Raven never got to finish her threat as she and Robin were hit from behind by an enormous torrent of paint, its force so great that they were both knocked off their feet. The surprise attack ended as abruptly as it started. Robin was up in a shot and held out a hand to Raven but she was already levitated in mid air and glaring furiously at a figure laughing manically at the doorway.

"HAHAHAHA!" Cyborg held on to the door for support as his whole body shook with laughter. Tears were running down his face, washing the blue paint off his cheeks. "You guys should have seen your faces!"

Robin clenched his wrists and glanced at Raven. She gave him a meaningful look which he immediately answered with a mischievous smile. Together as a team and with seamless coordination, they each grabbed an open pint of paint and swung them at the laughing Cyborg.

Whose laughter ceased when he was smothered in splashes of yellow and blue.

"Hey, no fair! That's two against one!" He protested through spits of green colored saliva.

"You should have thought of that before you tried to drown us with paint." Said Raven, and mercilessly sent a bombardment of paint balls straight at Cyborg.

Cyborg did an army roll to the left, dodging them only to be splattered right in the chest with yellow paint. "Robin!" he yelled, "I'm your best bud!"

"Sorry Cy," Robin said, faking an apologetic expression, "but I have to agree with Raven."

Cyborg watched with horror as his two SUPPOSED FRIENDS, with identical self-satisfied smirks on their faces, raised their paint-loaded arms and prepared to fire…