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The entire battlefield sprinted towards the vacant tavern, located in Kirlsa They ripped open the doors, causing wood to hit innocent villagers. Each person was crammed into the room, swished like a pack of sardines, ordering the same booze. The eyes on the bartender lit up with glee. He hadn't had this many customers in ages; the last time the bar was this packed was when Toronto had won the Stanly Cup.
Opera was holding five glasses of alcoholic cider, all for herself, when some jerk stole one of the glasses. Opera, angered by this, drank all the glasses down, which freed up her hands, and shot the stupid mofo.
Albel drank to his hearts content. He got so wasted that he made out with all the men at the bar, including Nel. Dias went home with Albel.
Noel protested by standing outside the bar proclaiming that cider kills innocent bunnys. No one liked his protest so they attacked him with a shoe.
Ernest decided to become the designated driver, and then realized that this planet didn't have cars. He got drunk and danced with a monkey.
Rena cured each person from their alcohol poisoning, causing them to drink even more.
Souffle and Roger were both underage, so they decided to play hide and go seek in Urssa's cave. They both died because they were stupid to have played in lava.
Chisato reported the whole event. She got drunk and decided to go on the mechanical bull. She went flying off, out of the window where she died.
Claude had shots with Ashton, Claude won but Ashton's dragons ate him.
Mirage and Cliff got so wasted they decided to get married after Cliff realizing that the women he loved, Nel, was really a man.
Adrey didn't go to the bar. He decided to knit a sweater, which he gave to his daughter, Clair.