Thanks everyone for your marvellous reviews! I have decided to update this weekly, most likely every Monday or Tuesday, depending on the number of tips I have and my schedule! Anyway, without further ado, let the madness begin!
Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant.
P.S. THIS CHAPTER IS HEREBY DEDICATED TO Epic F. Awesomesauce and her cousin! You gals rock, BIG TIME!
1. Do not replace Skul's skull.
(Apparently he has a huge sense of paranoia cos when we went to try and replace his original skull with a plastic fake, he woke up immediately and threw us out.)
(For the last time, Sam, your demented plans of revenge will be the death of us one day!)
/or draw facial hair on it.
(IT WASN'T ME!)
(Ok, I accept partial blame, but it was Anna who did the artwork!)
3. Cut Fletcher's hair while he's sleeping,
(I dared Adrienn – aka Epic F. Awesomesauce – to do it. She decided to cut it military style.)
(Fletchie's response included plenty of screaming and fainting.)
4. Then dye it some awful colour when it grows back.
(Sam and my baby sis teamed up to dye Fletcher's hair a ghastly rainbow shade.)
5. Steal Valkyrie's necromancer ring and replace it with a ring pop.
(Valkyrie wasn't amused to charge into battle only to find out that her ring didn't work.)
(She was even less amused when I confessed that I had misplaced it.)
(Her glare was enough to make me run away for fear of my life!)
6. Give Ghastly a makeover while he's asleep.
(Sam and Adrienn decided to team up with Tanith and Valkyrie to give him a makeover.)
(They gathered all the makeup kits they could lay their hands on before kidnapping Ghastly.)
(Then they transformed him into a belle and released him into the Sanctuary.)
(Everyone's reactions? EPIC. No one recognised Ghastly till Skul came and woke Ghastly up.)
(We girls still have photos for blackmail!)
7. Tie dye the Cleavers' uniforms.
(For the record, I don't know who was insane enough to do this, but congratulations to whoever did it.)
(We three girls just snuck into the Sanctuary hoping to prank a certain detective only to stop and stare at the sight of the Cleavers all wearing various coloured clothing with cats on them.)
(Actually, I think I know who did it… Adrienn, what did you order Sebastian to do?)
8. Write something rude in a spiderweb and leave it somewhere Madame Mist can see.
(I wrote a few choice words insulting spiders, and left in on Madame Mist's chair.)
(I didn't see her reaction, but she did have multiple Cleavers guarding her soon after, so I count it as a success.)
9. Get Valkyrie a shirt that says "Team Edward".
(Anna got the shirt and Sam delivered it.)
(When she saw it, her eyebrow twitched, and she seemed pissed enough to actually turn into Darky (my nickname for Darquesse) and hunt the girls down.)
(Luckily for the world and them, Skulduggery came, and distracted Valkyrie enough for Anna and Sam to escape.)
10. Get Skul a skeleton model, that you can build and stuff? Or send him an anatomical doll and call it "Mrs. Pleasant".
(Adrienn did it as part of her initiation to become part of the prankster team.)
(She stole one from a medical school, and then delivered it to his doorstep on Christmas.)
(When he took out the skeleton model, which was dressed in a wedding gown, he was surprised, but just accepted it.)
(That was, until we burst in with the wedding march playing, and pronounced them skeleton and wife.)
(He was so mad that he threw his 'wife' at us and made us run for our lives.)
(DOMESTIC ABUSE SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT, DOMESTIC ABUSE!)
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS! I was swamped with projects, and RL came in the way of this. Therefore, I promise to upload a oneshot after this, and make it extra - long! THANK YOU AND SORRY!