"You know you could've stopped by the fire station and have a little fun over there." Phoebe said to Sam walking through the door of the manor.
"You know what? If we don't get our sins under control, oh my gosh!" Sam said looking around the house. The house was filled with purchases Piper had made from watching the infomercial.
"Piper?" Sam called.
"Oh! Good all of you are here! Hi Danny, hi Tucker! The pashminas have arrived and they're to die for. Come see." Piper said guiding them to the pashminas. A delivery man walks past carrying long swords.
"Whoa, hey, hi, almost decapitated." Piper said to the delivery man. They walk into another room filled with items and Piper shows them the pashminas.
"Wow, Piper, you really put the glutt in gluttony." Phoebe said.
"How did you get this stuff so fast?" Paige asked Piper.
"Oh, I just let my fingers do the walking and the clicking and the... flipping." Piper said looking at the pashminas.
"Flipping as in the pages of the Book of Shadows? You used magic?!" Sam asked Piper in disbelief.
"Well, yeah, I couldn't wait six to eight weeks for delivery. I mean come on! I am not Mrs. Patient!" Piper said.
"That's personal gain Piper!" Sam said.
"It was for a good cause!" Piper said putting on a fountain next to her that she bought. "Soothing isn't it?" Piper said smiling at them.
"Did you forget that we still have a demon to vanquish and an innocent to save?" Sam asked Piper.
"I thought you saved the guy at the car dealership?" Piper asked them.
"We did but that was the sixth sin ball. Anger is the last sin ball, meaning there is an innocent out there who probably got hit by it." Sam explained.
"Well, what do you want us to do?" Piper asked. Sam walked over to the couch where Leo sat.
"Leo, why don't you go up to the elders?" Sam asked.
"I'm too tired." Leo said. Sam finally had enough. She started to hit Leo's arm.
"Leo! Get up there right now! You're a white lighter that is your job!" Sam exclaimed.
"Why, you guys don't listen to me anyway. I think I'm gonna orb upstairs and take a nap." Leo said yawning and orbing up.
"Fine! Fine, orb, who needs you anyway?" Sam said talking to the ceiling. Piper starts to put on boxing gloves, Phoebe grabs a magazine full of male pictures, and Paige looks at a Victoria Secret's magazine making comments like "I have a body better than her!, why are my boobs smaller than hers!?"
"We can handle everything!" Sam said. She looked at her sisters and shook her head. She then looked at Danny and Tucker.
"If Pride doesn't take me, insanity will." Sam said.
Back in Amity Park, the police officer that got in trouble because of Phoebe was putting his bag in his car. He then slams the door and turns around. Lucas appears behind him.
"Do you want revenge?" Lucas asked the officer.
"I don't want anything to do with you!" The officer said. The officer grabs his chest in pain and Lucas smiled.
"Anger's the worst, isn't it? Especially when the burning rage zaps you of all your strength and reason and the relentless screams locks out all hope. Use it against the Halliwells." Lucas said. He took out a gun and gave it to the officer. "Trust me, anger always feels better when it has a target." Lucas then took the officer's arm and transported him to the street of the Halliwells.
"Go up the street. It's the 5th house up on the left. Have fun." Lucas then disappeared. The officer looked at the gun and started walking up the hill.
"There is nothing in the book. Why did only lame witches precede it?" Sam said flipping the pages of the Book of Shadows. Everyone, except Leo, was upstairs. Danny and Tucker were looking at the book with Sam while Paige, Piper, and Phoebe, were doing what they wanted to do. Piper was sitting on a chair with her feet in a foot spa, Phoebe was lying down on a couch with her eyes closed, and Paige was still looking at a Victoria's Secret magazine making short comments.
"Because nobody is as good as you, Sam." Paige said.
"At least I'm trying, Paige. Instead of comparing myself to girls in a magazine, getting a foot massage, or sleeping."
"I'm not sleeping. I'm just having the best premonitions ever." Phoebe said.
"Of what?" Piper asked.
"It's a button off Officer Cutie's shirt. Let me tell you, if the movie's anything like the previews... whoa." Phoebe said closing her eyes again.
"Is that all you care about?" Sam asked. Phoebe nodded and Sam gave up. "Fine, I'll save the innocents, I'll vanquish the demon, and if I feel like it, maybe when I'm done, I'll save you guys."
"Worry about yourself." Paige said.
"Yeah, don't do us any favors." Piper said. The doorbell rung and everyone looked up.
"Who is that?" Paige asked. Phoebe looked out the window and saw that it was the officer.
"Oh. Hi! Hey how did you get here? Oh. It doesn't matter; I'll get the door just wait a second." Phoebe said running for the front door.
"And I will be in my room." Paige said walking out.
"Sam, you need to relax. You know what; I'll go get you shoes." Piper said walking out of the attic.
"How did he get here?" Tucker asked.
"We are talking about the cop in Amity Park, right? How could he get here so fast?" Danny questioned. Sam finally put the pieces together.
"Lucas brought him here." Sam said. They heard a loud noise and someone falling down stairs. Sam, Danny, and Tucker ran down to see Phoebe and Piper unconscious on the floor and the officer aiming to shoot at them. Danny throws an ecto ball at him. The officer moves back and shoots at Danny. Tucker pushes Danny out of the way but Tucker takes the bullet for him. Danny falls down the stairs and lands on the floor unconscious. Everything happened to fast for Sam to comprehend it all. She starts using her powers and making Piper's stuff hit the officer. He then lands in a pile of boxes. Sam starts to go down the stairs but Lucas comes from behind her and grabs her. Paige finally comes down and sees Lucas holding Sam. Lucas uses his powers and shoots and electric ball and hits Paige. Paige falls down the stairs and becomes unconscious.
"You can't save what's already lost." Lucas said. He and Sam then disappeared.
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