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Chapter 3:The Nexus?

"So wanna go over this again?"

"*SIGH*I used to be a boy named Naruto Uzumaki,as a newborn I had a demon sealed inside of me.I brought my ass of a friend back to my village named Konoha,and got demoted because of it. Then the the Demon rebirthed me as Bruce Wayne's son,and now here we are,and NO I am not repeating it again."

"*sigh*You're such a complicated kid...anyway...so now you want us to join your group,The Nexus?"

"Exactly."

"What do WE get out of it?"

"I brought you back into this world...I can take you out!"

"Good enough me!"

"Me too!"

"COUNT US IN!"

"Heheh...you had me at,'I'm the evil son of BatMan'!Hahah!"

"...right...anyway,I have some business to take care of some annoying pests."Naruto stated,thinking of Kakashi,Sasuke and Sakura.

"Where do we go?"

"Follow Diana,and the Dee Dee's.I don't trust the other two."

"He knows how to make a woman feel special,Dee Dee."

"I can see that Dee Dee."

"Watch where your eyes wander."Growled Diana.

"Easy Diana,Ya know I love you!"He stated,kissing her cheek.

"Of course I do."

"Good...and another thing...all of you..."

"What?"

"DON'T KILL EACH OTHER!"He exclaimed,as he used his rocket boots to shoot off into the night sky.

"So...you two...we need to talk when we get to base."Diana said with Narrowed eyes at the twins.

"*gulp*"

~Naruto~

"Still no luck,Kakashi?"Pakkun asked as he looked at the desperate man.

"No,and we have no more leads."all of a sudden there was a tap at his shoulder.

"I have a lead for you."

"Huh-"*Thwap*Kakashi fell to the ground after a punch met his face,making his Hiatate fly away from him.

"You're on my turf,and I don't like it...You can come out now...Uncle J!"

"Heheh!"

"Kakashi what's-"The hawk Anbu that was sent with team 7 didn't get to finish as he was grabbed by Naruto,ripped his mask off,and shoved a dagger with a Red Bat on it into his face,just as Sasuke and Sakura came into the clearing.

"*scream*Yamamato!"

"Hahaha!You know how my uncle got these scars?"Naruto asked from behind his mask."His father was a drinker...and a one night he goes off Craaazier then usual,his mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself,but his daddy doesn't like that,not ...One...Bit

He asked him,Why so serious?Sticks the knife in his mouth,"Naruto stated putting the knife all of the way in his mouth,"and then he says,Let's put a smile on that ,Why so serious?"He ask as he slice the man's mouth,making the other three ninjas turn their head as he fell to the ground...dead...

"YAMAMATO!"

"Too late!He's D-E-A-D,Dead!"

"Hahaha!"

"Who are you?"

"The Red Bat."

"NO!I MEAN WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"Now if I wanted you to know that...I wouldn't be wearing this mask...would I?"

"I HATE YOU!"

"I don't care! Now leave!"

"Kakashi."

"What?"

"This guy...he has the same scent as Naruto and that BatMan guy."

"Naruto?"

"No.I don't know who you're talking about."Naruto stated as The Joker left.

"Give it up. We know it's you dobe. What's happened to you?"

"You know Sasuke, ALOT. Alot has changed. And you know what else?Behind all those Ninja toys,Emo-nis and brooding you're nothing but a little 8 year old boy crying out for mommy and daddy...I'd laugh if it wasn't so PATHETIC...oh what the heck?I'll laugh anyway!Hahaha!"

"Naruto...what's happened to you?"

"Nothing you need to worry about,Kakashi-SENSEI."

"Naruto..."

"ENOUGH!My name's not Naruto,It's Randy,now go back to that pathetic village you call a home. And don't try anything. I know you. You lie,and bend things,just to get what you want. You're nothing but manipulative Bastards."Naruto stated as he turned away,before Kakashi reached out and caught Naruto's arm.

"I thought we had the same goal. To protect our village."

"Things change.I changed."Naruto stated bringing his arms up in an X before moving them outwards from his sides."The game's over Kakashi.I quit. And if you know what's good for you,you will too."

"Is that a threat?"

"No,a promise,and you know how serious I am when I make a promise.."Naruto stated as the Red BatMobile sped by,him jumping in it.

"What do we do now?"

"We take his avice. We're going home."

"But-"

"NO BUTS,WE'RE GOING HOME!NOW!"

PJ:well that's it for now...

SP:*Munch munch,munch*...HOOOOOOTTTTTT

PJ:MWAHAHAHAHA!MY SANDWICHES HAVE BEEN AVENGED,MWUAHAHAHA!