Already in their suite, the seven friends who were lucky enough to take a normal cab were unpacking. Wally grabbed his bags and followed Patton into a room and said, "So, if Hoagie is rooming with Ace, then why don't you and I call dibs on this room before Nigel gets here?"
The black haired teen laughed, "Beatles, I like the way you think. Plus, we need to room together if we're gonna get up in the morning when we work out."
The australian began unpacking his bags and replied, "Oh yeah I forgot about that... So what time do we need to get up? Eight? Nine?"
His friend couldn't help but crack up, "Eight? Oh man! That's too good, Beatles!" He clutched his stomach from laughing so hard, "Oh no... We need to wake up at like six, at latest!"
"What?" Wally demanded, "I know you like to work out but this is vacation, moron! You're supposed to relax! Get what I'm saying?"
Patton shook his head, "Oh, I get it..." He laughed, "Little Wallabee's afraid to get up before the sun comes out, is that it?"
"Shut it, Drilovsky! At least I don't get all weak in the knees on airplanes!" The blond retorted.
But his friend wasn't going to let up, "Do you need some extra time alone with your teddy bear?" He laughed mockingly.
"Alright! That's it!" Wally shouted as he dove at Patton, and the two started wrestling on the floor of their room and neither was really gaining the upper hand. And then suddenly Patton got his arms around Wally's head and he forced the taller teen into the wall, against the window. "Hey..." Wally grunted in the headlock, "Look at that! Some poor saps just got arrested outside the hotel!"
Curious, the black haired teen looked out the window as well, "Hah! Wonder who it is?... Oh well! Sucks to be them!"
"I'm telling you!" Nigel begged, "We didn't have anything to do with this! We just got into the country about an hour ago, and we really have no clue who this man was!"
The cop shook his head, "What in the hell were you thinking?... Getting in that car..." He looked at the broken down vehicle and it's grotesque contents, "It just seems a little unlikely that you failed to notice all the flaws about it..."
This caused the brit to glare at Hoagie angrily, "I don't know how we could have overlooked it... Right?... Hoagie?" He said angrily to his friend, "But you have to believe us that it was an honest misunderstanding!"
The man who had been driving several minutes ago was sitting on the curb, handcuffed, "Yes! Honest misunderstanding!" He tried to laugh awkwardly.
Not satisfied with this excuse, the cop grunted, "Alright kids, I think we should take you in if you're not going to talk."
Hoagie, scared to go to Aruba prison, looked around nervously, "Uh- I-um... Hey! Look a distraction!" He pointed in a random direction, but the officer quickly took out his taser and shocked the teen, who fell to the ground instantly.
"Oh shit!" Wally laughed out loud, "They just tasered that guy's ass! Poor idiot!"
Patton, just as invested in the scene added, "What an idiot! He and his bald friend are such chumps!"
Then suddenly the two teens came to a realization, "Bald friend?" They said in unison and quickly ran down to go help their friends...
"Hoagie!" Nigel shrieked as his friend let out a twitch or two as a result of the tasing. The brit looked at the cop, "Please! You gotta listen! We didn't know who this man was, now for the love of God, please don't tase me!" He dropped to his knees and clenched his hands together into a ball and begged.
The man pulled out handcuffs, "Alright, that's about enough out of you! Now c'mon, we're going to the station. If you're really innocent then you shouldn't have any problems. Now let's go!"
But before the cop could restrain Nigel, Wally and Patton barged through the main doors, "Stop!" The teen with obsidian hair shouted.
"What did they do?" Wally asked, confused.
The officer put his hands on his hips, "They were in the car with a wanted drug lord and criminal. And they expect us to believe that they just arrived here today.
"But they DID just arrive here today!" The blond shouted back.
"Young man, don't take that tone with me!"
Unfortunately, one Wally was on a roll, little could stop him, "Well then why don't you let my friends-" But he too faced the taser as well, and he hit the floor.
Nigel was about ready to piss himself, and Patton growled in frustration, "Look, officer, this is insane, now before you taser me as well, just give me a moment. Now... Is there anything else I can physically show you to prove we just got here? I mean surely our friends over here have shown you their plane tickets already... Right?"
The cop gave Nigel an angry look, the brit laughed nervously and fiddled with his hands, he never thought to use his original plane ticket that he still had as proof. He was too distracted by the fact they took the private jet to remember that he did in fact have a ticket...
"Eh... Right?" Patton said, his disappointment in Nigel's inability to think of the obvious was clear.
Kuki, who was already in her bathing suit, went looking around for her boyfriend and Patton, who were suddenly nowhere to be found. "Wally? Patton?" She called through the suite.
Rachel heard her voice and left the room she was sharing with Fanny, to help her friend. "Kuki, what's the matter? You can't find the guys?"
The asian girl shook her head, "Nuh uh... Where could they have gone?"
"Oh don't worry!" The blond girl laughed, "They're probably looking at the gym or something 'manly' like that."
"Eh... I suppose you're right..." Kuki sighed as she took a seat on a common room chair, which her friend joined her at.
"Don't give it another thought, girl." Rachel consoled, "I can't imagine they went far!"
"Uno..." Patton grunted in the back seat of the cop car, "You're a friggin' spineless idiot..." He turned to the other two boys and continued, "And you guys aren't much better! Seriously! Gilligan should have known better than to get into that taxi, and Beatles, what were you thinking? Talking back to a cop? What an idiot!"
The blond australian fumbled around with his handcuffs, "Sorry... I was mad..." He wasn't all too happy with the minimal space between the four of them, since the seat was designed to fit three people only...
"Yeah, well... Now we have to go clear this up at the station, thanks to the combined idiocy of you three!" The black haired teen scolded, giving up on his friends and looking at the various stores and beaches they could be enjoying right now...
Hoagie tried to wiggled some space in for his arms, "Guys... I think he tased me too hard... I don't feel so good..." And upon saying that his nose started to trickle a small line of blood.
Wally, not one for blood, started squealing a high voice, "Eeh! Ew! Wipe it off! Wipe it off!"
This only caused Patton to give him a look, "Oh grow up will you? It's just blood!" He elbowed his friend in the gut and mumbled, "Bitch..."
The car immediately came to a stop outside a run down looking police station and the door was opened. Wally immediately rushed out of the car and started breathing heavily, Hoagie ran out and threw up, Nigel and Patton slowly walked out of the cop car and looked at the officer.
"Alright, boys, let's get you all inside, don't try anything funny either!" He grabbed Hoagie and Wally by the shoulder, "Calm down you two, I'm starting to feel sorry for you."
Wally gave him a look, "Sorry enough not to get arrested?"
The cop gave a little chuckle to the request then said, "Haha... NOT EVEN CLOSE!"
Fanny, back at the suite getting ready for the rest of the day, looked around in a concerned fashion. "That's odd... " She hissed out loud.
"Alright boys, just take a seat down here and we'll sort this out. If you're innocent, you shouldn't have anything to worry about. Now... Who wants to tell me what you were doing with the drug lord?"
Patton scowled at the man, "Can't we just show you our plane tickets? We literally just got here today!"
The cop gave him a look, "Alright... Show me these plane tickets of yours I hear so much about." He tapped impatiently on his table as Nigel was brought his bag and then waved his hand, as if saying 'go ahead'. "Alright kid, show me what you got."
Laughing nervously, the brit went through his bag and pulled out a plane ticket, "Here ya go..." he mumbled, not wanting to say anything that would upset the large officer.
"You must think I'm pretty stupid, huh?" The man looked at the ticket for a moment before slamming it down, "This plane was scheduled to land in an hour..." He leaned back in his chair and crossed his big arms, "So... Now you have to explain the drugs AND the suspicious means of getting here..."
Patton growled, how come when he tries to take a well deserved break from life, things like this happen? It just didn't seem fair... "Officer, please, we got a private jet to take us here since our plane was cancelled!"
Hoagie nodded, "Yeah, he was just doing us a favor! I know the pilot personally!"
The police officer rocked back and forth in his chair, "Oh? So you won't mind if I talked to your pilot friend, would you?"
Not wanting to screw Ace over for not being legally owner of his private jet, the goggle wearer lied, "We can't... He isn't here anymore..."
"Oh that's just convenient! Alright you four... You're not really convincing me of anything..." The man shook his head and stood up, "We're gonna have to hold onto you guys until we sort this whole thing out."
Wally gritted his teeth, "That's complete bullshit! We want a fair trial!"
"Kid! Calm down and watch your mouth! You're not going to court, we just can't let you go until you're proven innocent... Now let's go get you guys drug tested and we'll work things out the long way..." The cop said calmly, "Now, assuming you're really just tourists I'll let you guys call your hotel or whatever and let your friends or family know you're here, and they'll see you when everything is done and over with."
"How long will that take?" Nigel asked, still nervous beyond belief.
The officer fixed his badge and grinned, "Oh, no more than a day or two... Now come on you four..."
Abby and Fanny, also now in their bathing suits, entered the common room. "Still no sign of the other two yet?" The girl with the red hat asked.
"Or Wally!" Kuki threw in, "Oh... And Patton too."
"Whatever!" Fanny screeched, "They're probably doing some stupid boy activities like making their armpits make farting sounds, or eatin' dirt!"
"You think Wally's eating dirt?" The asian girl asked nervously, gasping. She received a look from the other three and shrugged, "... What?..." She said dimwittedly.
Rachel shook her head, "No, Kuki, Fanny's just being sarcastic..."
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" She then began babbling about where she thought the boys could have gone.
Abby didn't want to listen, feeling stupider with each passing second with Kuki, so she looked around, "Hey... Anyone know where that Ace kid is at?"
"Oh..." Said a masculine voice, "You mean 'The Man'?" Ace revealed himself seductively from he and Hoagie's room, wearing his bathing suit but no shirt.
The four girls simply stared for a moment then started laughing hysterically.
"W-what?" He asked, confused.
"'The Man'?" Rachel managed in between laughter, "That's just so stupid!"
Even Fanny was laughing, "Hahahaha! Of all the boys I know, none of them have said anything THAT stupid!"
"Honestly, boy." Abby chuckled, "Just stick with Ace, 'kay?"
Kuki was giggling furiously, "Seriously! 'The Kid' was kinda cute, you know, back when we were like ten. But really? That was ten years ago, 'The Man' just sounds pretentious!"
"I- Well, you know I just thought... And I was thinking that... Oh whatever..." Ace blushed furiously and looked around for a distraction, and luckily found one with the phone ringing. "Um... I'll get that!" He said awkwardly and quickly snatched the phone, "Hello?" He asked calmly.
All the girls looked at him as he gave a confused look into space.
"Uh... I don't... Wait a second!... Just calm... Fine! I'll let you talk to her!" The pilot argued into the phone, then he looked to Kuki and handed it to her, "He wants you..."
Slightly confused, Kuki merely took the phone in her hands and placed it to her ear, "H-hello?" She asked nervously, not knowing what to expect.
"Kuki? Oh thank goodness! It's Wally! Listen, we don't have time to explain, but we're at a police station... We're not gonna make it back anytime soon... So you guys can start relaxing if you want..."
Completely lost by his random situation, Kuki gave a confused "Huh?..."
"Ugh... Nevermind! Just don't wait up for us... We'll be back whenever we can... Just thought I'd tell you so you don't worry. Love ya."
"Wait! Don't-" But it was too late, the phone went dead...
Rachel gave Kuki a look, "What was that about?" She tapped her finger impatiently on the coffee table, "Who was that?"
The asian girl, staring into space with the phone still in her hand slowly whispered, "It was Wally..." Then she hung the phone up and looked her friends in the eyes, "They're in jail..."
A/N Alright, I am SO sorry for so many reasons... First and foremost, this took me forever! I can't believe how slow I was! And secondly and just as bad, for how long it took you'd expect better right? Well this is garbage... Between this and A Weekend to Remember, I'd say this is absolutely positively a disgrace... Like I don't know why I'm doing this to the story... I'm gonna do my best to make the next chapter back to the kind of thing I'm proud of, and not this garbage... Again, I'm so sorry that this is an epic fail of a chapter... I lost my muse for where I was taking this chapter, so I just stopped writing... Luckily, once I finish this whole crappy 'arrested' story arc, I have plenty to work with, so expect the next chapters to be better...
Ugh... I'm so embarrassed right now... Read and review, but please, give me a verbal beating that I deserve for this chapter...