Disclaimer: I don't own KND 'cause Mr. Warburton promised it to his son. 3=. I do however own the story, a dog, clothes, Shane, and a pretty blue wii. Going through writers block so this might suck some serious ass, but I Don't Give A Duck's Big Ol' Dick! ( I don't own the saying either. My bestie does. Can I have it Ny-Ray-Ray?)
Meanwhile Kuki was looking out of the car window excited about well everything. Wally kept his eyes on the road listening to his GPS. Kuki went on and on about how she loved animals until she said something that really shook him.
"...and I'll get to adopt them all! Can't you see it? A lot of alligators running around in our home?" Kuki said excitedly.
"Woah, Kooks. We can barely take care of our goldfish. Let alone a baby AND alligators."
Kuki sighed. She gave him the puppy dog eyes hoping he would look at her. "What about a puppy?"
He thought. HE could feel her staring at him with those eyes. Dammit! he thought. "Maybe. A small one but not a chihuahua. Those things are evil." Kuki squealed and smiled. She knew she tricked him and he did too. She thought for a minute. He needs to remember or he won't get it, Kuki thought.
"Promise?" she asked.
"Promise."
"Thanks Wally! I love you!" she said excidetly.
"I know." He smiled. The GPS told him to make a right and he did. Unfortunatly the GPS was a lier. They came to a small town. Kuki frowned.
"I want peanut butter." she said frowning.
"We'll get you some when we figure out where we are. Stupid GPS."
"WE'RE LOST?"
"Yeah, kinda. Don't we'll be outta here in no time. Can you hand me the map?" He pulled over.
"Map! How can you find a place on a map when you even know where we are? I told you GPS's were stupid."
"I could try."
She handed him the map. "You should probably ask directions."
"Real men don't ask directions. Don't worry we'll figure this out." He studied the map but eventually gave up. He didn't know what town this was.
"Real men get lost easily. They also so have two shih-tzus." He looked at her and laughed. She started pouting.
"Yeah, I guess so. I'll ask if you stop pouting."
"I'll stop when I get some peanut butter and baby carrots."
"Really? Baby carrots?"
"What? I had some back at home and they're not bad."
"Whatever." He drove by people and asked for directions. Every time he spoke, she asked for baby carrots and peanut butter. They thought she was crazy. They met a teenager who listened even after mentions of the weird combination.
"Well I have a carrot. Eventually might get peanut butter or something close." the teenager said smirking. Kuki looked excited and started smiling.
"Where?" she asked. The teen smiled. Wally gave him a dirty look.
"Hey, she's my wife! And she's prenante! (sp?)" Wally yelled.
"I get why she wants another though." Kuki laughed, just now catching on to what they were talking about. "See?" She kept on giggling. A little boy came out of the house behind them.
"Look, do you know how to get to Bayou Pierre?"
"Yeah just go back two miles and then make a left. Keep going for three and a half miles. It'll be on your left." Kuki wrote this down. She looked at the boy walking out. She had a huge smile on her face.
"Wally it's Shanie!" She said pointing to the little boy.
