Hi! Im back! I finally got around to writing the fourth chapter. Its been like forever! Im just gonna tell you now, I wont be able to write a lot this week because I have final exams but after that its summer! Theres not really that much to say. Oh yeah! Thanks to LyttleSynyster, you helped me with what Tenten and Temari should be! That's pretty much it. Enjoy!

Warning: Yaoi, Uchihacest, Occasional swear word

Disclaimer: Sadly, I dont own Naruto.

Chapter 4

Everyone stood in first period english, waiting to be called on to introduce themselves. Kakashi decided to choose randomly.

"Hmmm...You! Introduce yourself!"

Naruto seemed to have a mini- heart attack when Kakashi suddenly shouted and pointed at him. He coughed and began his intro.

"My name is Naruto Namikaze! Age 16 and I am an awesome fox shifter! I'm also gonna be leader of the country one day! I like beef ramen, chicken ram-"

Naruto was abruptly cut off as a chalk eraser was thrown at his face. It slowly slid off and fell to the ground showing Naruto's gaping expression.

Sasuke, who was next to him, snickered at his friends misfortune and went to say something but was also cut off by a chalk eraser. Sasuke and Naruto stared wide-eyed at Kakashi. They both went to say something but were interrupted once again by Kakashi.

"Wha-"

"Shh."

"Wh-"

"Shh."

"But-"

"Shhhhhhh."

After the long drawn out 'shh' the both silently sat down, before Sasuke stood up again, realizing it was his turn. He scowled and introduced himself.

"Sasuke Uchiha. Age 15. Haven't shifted yet."

He sat back down and ignored the other introductions, but had the sudden urge to shudder. He heard squealing and realized why. He really wished Itachi was here. He'd protect him.

'Oh god! The fangirls are coming closer! What am I gonna do!'

Dun DaDaDa Dun DaDaDa Dun DaDaDa Dun Dun! Doctor Who!

Sasuke blinked when that randomly came to his head. Oh yeah…he needs to catch up on the episodes.

He turned his head to come face to face with Ino and Sakura. He quickly turned around and began writing his will, when the bell rang signaling the end of the class.

"Oh thank god."

He hurried out of the room, ditching Naruto, and headed to his locker. Once he got there he quickly grabbed his stuff so he could leave before the fangirls attack. I mean seriously he was there for 20 minutes and they already started a club.

A hand slammed his locker shut, causing him to jerk his hand out of the way and jump. He turned around to see a girl older than him with four spiky ponytails/pigtails things. She also had lion ears and a lion tail.

Sasuke glared at her as she looked him up and down. Suddenly she grinned.

"You're perfect."

Sasuke blinked.

"Huh?"

"Come with me."

The chick grabbed his arm and pulled him away from his locker. Sasuke stumbled along behind her, wondering what he did to have the day go like this.

'Oh god, it's only the second period and i'm already getting kidnapped.'

Sasuke was pulled into a room with no lights on and only candles lit. Before the door fully closed he saw a sign on the door that made him freeze with fear.

~Yaoi Fanclub~

Sasuke was shoved into a chair and tied to it. Despite his struggles he couldn't get the knot undone. He then heard someone start talking.

"Hmmm, maybe this one will work."

Sasuke blinked when the candles were blown out and the lights were turned on to reveal cloaked figures. Someone was then dragged in by another cloaked person. Sasuke gaped when he saw who was being dragged.

"I-Itachi?!"

Itachi's head snapped up when he heard Sasuke's voice. He looked towards Sasuke and attempted to stealthily crawl towards him when the cloaked people weren't looking. He failed….miserably. Itachi shoved his face near Sasuke's and looked him in the eye.

"Don't worry Sasuke...I won't let these vile creatures get us. I'll get us out of here!"

Itachi shot up from his kneeling position and dramatically glared towards the cloaked people. He stood protectively in front of Sasuke and started threatening them when they came closer.

"Back off….I have a spork and I know how to use it."

To prove his point, Itachi took out a spork from the back pocket of his jeans and waved it threateningly, while Sasuke just stared at Itachi in disbelief.

"Itachi...seriously...what the hell!"

Itachi didn't seem to hear him as he continued talking.

"I shall vanquish thee evil….with thy spork!"

Itachi threw the spork at the main cloaked person in the front. Sasuke watched as the spork hit the person and bounced harmlessly off of them. The cloaked person laughed evilly before taking a step forward and stomping on the spork, breaking it in half.

Itachi froze as he stared at his now broken spork. He dropped to his knees and crawled to his spork. Once he got there he cradled both pieces to his chest and bowed his head. Itachi's ears had flattened against his head and his tail drooped sadly.

Sasuke watched behind as Itachi's shoulders began shaking as he hunched over. Sasuke began wheeling over towards Itachi in his chair, ignoring the cloaked people. When he finally made it to him Sasuke hesitantly nudged him to get him up.

"Come on Itachi, get up...we can get you a new one."

Itachi furiously shook his head and sobbed.

"No it won't be the same."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and kicked his pitiful brother over on his side.

"Then at least untie me!"

Itachi slowly got up and sullenly un-tied Sasuke from the chair. Once Sasuke was free he stretched and rubbed his sore limbs and watched as Itachi went back to sulking. The both heard a cough and turned around. They instantly went on guard remembering the cloaked people.

Itachi ,of course, had to become dramatic again.

"So we meet again….Yaoi Fanclub. You killed my spork, prepare to die!"

The main cloaked person took off the cloak to reveal herself as the lion girl.

"My name is Temari, leader of the Yaoi Fanclub. And since you are surrounded...I order you to do the yaoi."

Itachi glared at her and furiously shook his head.

"No! Sasukes too innocent."

Temari sighed.

"Fine I know you won't do that sooo…. you have to at least kiss once or you can't leave."

Itachi and Sasuke looked at each other before turning to each other.

"What do you think Itachi?"

Itachi seemed to think a moment before shrugging.

"Well it could be worse."

Sasuke nodded in agreement and they both took a step towards each other. Itachi laned down towards Sasuke and captured his lips in a fierce kiss. And you know how people say when you kiss someone the can hear angels singing or fireworks going off? Well this wasn't fireworks, it was like a fucking bomb.

The kiss seemed to linger a little longer than it was supposed to and when they pulled away from each other, Sasuke's face was beet red while Itachi had a little problem to deal with.

They looked over at Temari and the rest of the club to see everyone except Temari was collapsed on the floor with blood coming from their noses. Temari's face was red with blood dripping from it but was still standing.

Sasuke and Itachi both raised a brow.

"So can we leave now?"

Temari shakingly nodded and let them walk past her out the door. Once they were by Sasuke's locker they stopped and awkwardly looked at each other and away. Sasuke decided to speak.

"Sooo...I guess I'll head to gym now."

Itachi justed nodded and looked down at the problem he still had and flushed when Sasuke looked down there too. Itachi apparently decided to leave and began backing away.

"Im just gonna go….mourn my spork!...in the bathroom."

Sasuke just nodded and began walking towards the gym. Once he got to the locker rooms he quickly changed and walked into the gym, trying to blend in. Unfortunately that failed as he was quickly noticed.

"You! You missed the warm up!"

By the way the other teens were looking it was more like they were forced to run ten miles on hot rocks, chased by lions, and in the middle of World War 3. Despite the thought, Sasuke just nodded.

Sasuke looked around and noticed a guy that looked exactly like an older version of Lee.

'Must be the teacher.'

Sasuke hesitantly stepped towards him and stopped waiting for him to talk.

"You were late to gym! How un-youthful!"

Sasuke shuddered and waited for him to continue.

"I shall not give you detention because that is also un-youthful!"

Sasuke sighed in relief. Thank god, another detention was the last thing he needed.

"Instead you shall run-"

Sasuke looked at the cheetah shifter fearfully.

"-69 laps around the gym!"

Everyone heard a thump and turned towards the noise. They all sweat-dropped when the saw what it was.

Sasuke had fainted.

Welp! That was the end of chapter four! I tried to make it longer but failed epically. So let me know of any suggestions for chapter five! And I still need to figure out what shifters Ino, Sakura, Choji, and Kankuro? are gonna be. Other than that review, favorite, or follow please! Thanks for reading! Byiz!