Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
"What're you into?" James asked, quill and parchment ready, his eyes deadly serious as he stared at Remus. Remus thought for a moment.
"Likes dogs." He said. Sirius laughed but James looked angry.
"Remus!" I'm trying to set you up with the perfect guy! Take this more serious." He huffed. Remus thought for a while, much to James's displeasure.
"I don't really think I have a type." He said at last. As if he were going to drool at the thought and saw tall dark and hansom. James sighed dramatically.
"Well then we'll go on a field test." James said standing with a frustrated huff.
"Field test?" Sirius asked, looking excited.
"We'll walk around school and Remus will point out guys he likes." James said as the four got up and began traversing the school. James made them stop every time they saw and guy and asked Remus whether he found him attractive or not. For most Remus responded in the negative. The few that Remus said he liked James would interrogate why he liked them, writing down their names and why Remus liked them. When he was done taking notes he'd ask them if they would date Remus, this part was that embarrassed the werewolf. One said a solid yes and another said yes if he weren't in a relationship but most apologized and said no. James put a check by the kid's name that said yes and a question mark by the maybe while everyone else got X's. James began arranging a date for Remus and his new interest. He was a year younger, with short black hair and an awkward smile. He had a small scar on his upper lip and bright blue eyes. Remus took the boy out to Hogsmeade for their "date" where they got to know each other. Remus was surprised to learn about the boy, having never met him before. He liked to read and was half wizard on his dad's side, his mum was a muggle. He liked cats and he'd gotten the scar from his neighbor's dog named Dexter. That was what made him a cat person. He was frightened of dogs. Remus talked about how he liked to read and was born from magic parents but wasn't a pureblood. He explained that he liked dogs but not really cats but he was afraid of werewolves. The boy agreed that he too was afraid of werewolves. When he got back to his room after his date with the Ravenclaw the others demanded all the details. Remus revealed most of the goings on of his evening before yawning and saying he needed sleep. Sirius grinned with pride so before sleeping he had to ask.
"And what did you three do?" Remus asked.
"Our homework!" Sirius shouted as he jumped up in excitement. Remus offered them a small smile.
"Fun isn't it?" Remus laughed. James dropped his thick textbook on the floor.
"Never again." James vowed as he put his feet on top of it.
"Just...don't make a habit of it." Sirius laughed. Remus laughed softly with a silent vow not to.