Hiiiii guys I don't own a damm thing
Look up fennec foxes they are SUPER cute with ears that are waaay too big for their heads
Sign language
System/tailed beast/pissed off people
Thoughts/thought communication
{timeskips/and the such}
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"Getsuga tensho." Ichigo says from above Gaara aiming at Narkuo who doges with a sharingan active (we don't know over here either) and dodging it throwing kunai at him turning the dojutsu off after to not raise suspicion in herself via Kakashi like Gaara did like an idiot
"Hey watch out for the girl I love." Gaara says without thinking until after causing him to turn red
"Really Gaara?" Narkuo asks turning red
"Don't distract the lady." Urahara says attacking Gaara's sand that defends him
"Create sword of sand: katana." Gaara says
"Swallow reversal." Gaara says cutting 4 times at once at benihime almost getting away with it (not my move it's from nasuverse stuff) destroying the sand katana
"Scream Benihime." Urahara says getting a shield up in time with the blood mist thing
"Nice four his at once technique you have." Urahara says laughing
"Not enough though is it." Gaara says
"No it isn't." Urahara says
"God fucking dammit." Gaara says, forgetting about some things about benihime and it's powers he runs to save his life
"Shisutemu." Gaara says summoning a zanpacto that looks like Windshear but looks made of dragon bones
"Oh so you know it's name already you're better than Ichigo was at least wait was that literally called the system?." Urahara asks
"Hey I take offense at they no one told me this shit." Ichigo says
"I must not say yeet." Gaara says
"What." Urahara asks confused slashing at Gaara
"Yeet." Gaara says jumping out of the way of the blade
"Eien no surasshu Shisutemu." Gaara says
"Hey I'll teach you big head jutsu if you win." Urahara says to Gaara knowing it would cause more pranking material for the future
Later after Gaara and Narkuo and Naruto all win because their jinctūriki
"So was that the truth?" Narkuo asks hopeful
"What do you mean?" Gaara asks forgetting what he said
"That you love me?" Narkuo asks making Gaara sweat slightly
"Yes." Gaara says
"Yay!" She says jumping on Gaara knocking him onto the bed where he begins to hug her
"I love you Gaara." She said
"I couldn't tell." Gaara says sarcastically
"You're an asshole you know that?." Narkuo asks her new boyfriend
"Yes." Gaara says
{the next day]
"Bye my friends." Gaara says to Naruto's group
"Bye Gaara." Naruto says back
"And bridge builder good luck, Ow." Gaara yells getting hit by everyone on his team for giving them a headache with Uryu and Zabuza and Haku hitting him as well
"There a weird bunch aren't they." Tazuna says
A paper floats down that says yes, yes we are.
{at Konoha]
"Home sweet home right Narkuo?" Gaara asks
"Yep." Narkuo says in response
"I'm gonna go to motherfucking sleep right now." Gaara says
"Sorry you're going straight to the hokage with us." Urahara and Kakashi say grabbing the struggling ninja
"Let me go." Gaara cries
"No." Urahara and Kakashi say at the same time to the struggling ninja
"I don't wanna die again it hurts." Gaara says sealing his fate
"Again?" Kakashi and Narkuo ask
"You were reborn right?" Hiruzen says 5 minutes later in the hokage's office
"Yes I was." Gaara says
"What do you know about the situation that Narkuo and Naruto are in?" Hiruzen says figuring something is up with that
"The Fox and their parents as well." Gaara says
"Hmm." The hokage says trying to weigh the options he has
"Narkuo would be destroyed if I die you know right." Gaara says
"Yes." The third says
"I know I know too much don't I." Gaara says
"Yes but what else do you know?" Hiruzen asks
"I know that Jiraiya taught Nagato and Nagato is the guy who is the leader of the Akutski who are not to be confused with the Okutski who are a group who travels the stars trying to kill worlds for their world trees." Gaara says shocking the others about the universe and it's other inhabitants
"Are you telling the truth?" Hiruzen asks
"Sadly yes I am telling the truth they are who made Ichigo and Urahara lose their earth and be reborn on this world." Gaara says about to cry because of his inability to tell things correctly because of his manipulation of the world
"Here is a whole series of manga from my worlds timeline and here is our current timeline Gaara says pulling out a whiteboard pulling a back to the future joke
"Do you want to know something worse than death is hokage." Gaara says
"What do you mean." Hiruzen asks genuinely curious
"Not being able to tell the future correctly because of things you did to it by being a good person." Gaara answers sadly
"Oh I see the problem in that." Hiruzen says
"I have seen someone I loved get hurt because of me before I'm not allowing Narkuo to get hurt by anyone of your actions Hiruzen." Gaara says defending himself
"Calm down child I'm not going to kill you because you lived two lives." Hiruzen says trying to not scream out in frustration at this new development
"Oh that's great." Gaara laughs
"I might kill Urahara for not telling me though." Hiruzen says
"He didn't know he couldn't possibly have known what killed his planet from outside his knowledge." Gaara says shocking both at his knowledge of the universe
"How do you know all this?" Urahara and Hiruzen ask
"Because I'm someone who knows how to manipulate things beyond the normal way of manipulation." Gaara says turning on Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan And Byakugan and making a third eye turning on Rinnegan all at once perceiving the world all at once
"I say the tree of life on their world the first time I did this." Gaara says pointing at his eyes and at Urahara
"Their world had to have 10 different okutski hitting it to nuclear wastelandify the place." Gaara says smiling at the power
"Nuclear?" Hiruzen asks unsure of the meaning of the word
"A nuke is a really really biiiig bomb and I'm sad that my country helped make and were the first to ever use the dammed thing and am more than angry that it had to be made in the first place
[instant dungeon creator skill acquired]
"What the fuck do you mean ID creator acquired GOD DAMMIT LOG DAMMIT DEYITIES DAMMIT SYSTEM YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLISH BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKING PUNK." Gaara devolves into anger at having to wait 13 years for this skill
[instant dungeon destroyer skill acquired]
"And there is the other one I needed to have for the dungeon's" Gaara says calming down slightly
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Urahara says flabbergasted at the cursing coming from his student
"I did in the other life but she is loooooooong dead." Gaara says sadly
"Hey about the betting pool money can I have it please I bet that I would say something before I told Naruto Hinata has a crush on him so I want my money." Gaara says with his eyes turning into dollar signs
"I guess so." Urahara, Kakashi, And Hiruzen say
~2 minutes later
"Money money money money." Gaara sings back in the hokage tower
"He's one greedy kid isn't he." Urahara says
"Yes I am." Gaara says proudly
"Get out you're causing me a headache." Hiruzen says pointion at Gaara
{that night}
{on Gaara's house]
"Can I tell them about their parents?" Gaara asks Hiruzen
"I guess so but try to do it in a secluded area where people won't hear." Hiruzen says
"Oh I will tell them that in a secluded area don't doubt that." Gaara says
"Is that all you wanted to ask?" Hiruzen says
No how about the fox?" Gaara asks
"Same as before secluded area and pound it into Naruto he can't blurt out this stuff." Hiruzen says
"Good night old man hokage." Gaara says
"Good night kid." Hiruzen says
{inside house}
Narkuo Naruto Get over here." Gaara says waking up the two
"Hey naruto did you see something about a system today?" Gaara says thinking
"What how do you know that was that a prank?" Naruto says
"No it wasn't here is proof." Gaara says making an invite to his party for the twins
"Join the party please I have something I want to try for training and secret meetings and such." Gaara says
"Ok." The twins say
"ID create flat world." Gaara says
[ID CREATED]
"What the fuck happened to us just now." The twins say
"I created a dungeon for training and meetings." Gaara says
"The true reason I brought you here was for telling you guys about two things one you might like the other you won't like which do you want first?" Gaara says
"The bad news." Naruto says
"The kyubii is sealed in you two." Gaara says
"WHAT! So that's why the villagers hate us?"
"Yes though the Fox comes with the fourth being your father and Kushina Uzumaki the previous jinctūriki for Kurama being your mother." Gaara laughs out weakly
"WHAT." They yell loudly transforming into a foxlike human on accident
"You transformed into part Fox." Gaara laughs his ass off at this development creates a full length mirror while he gets a nosebleed thinking about his girlfriend and the new tail she grew and the new fox ears on her head
"Don't worry I can help you for a price." Gaara says
"Gaara if you don't help us I will kill you." Narkuo says terrifying Gaara into teaching them how to transform into tailed beast forms
"I can turn into a raccoon because of Shukaku being in my stomach." Gaara says
"I'll put you in my boobs if you turn into a small raccoon Gaara." Narkuo jokes
"Transform." Gaara says turning into a baby raccoon
"Aww that's cute." Narkuo says picking up Gaara fully intending to put Gaara in between her breasts now just to torture the jinctūriki
"Look out there are slimes around here fire can kill them I'm gonna just lie in the boobs." Gaara squeaks in heavenly bliss
"Gaara let us go home please." Narkuo says
"Ok." Gaara squeaks
"ID destroy." Gaara squeaks
[ID destroyed]
"Let's go to sleep." Gaara says
"Oh wait a minute Naruto." Gaara says jumping out of his girlfriend's boobs and transforming and regaining clothes from his pocket where he put them
{2 minutes later}
"HINATA WHAT?" Naruto yells in a new dungeon
"Hinata loves you, you idiot Sakura hates you." Gaara says about to fall asleep on his feet
[ID Destroyed]
"Bye." Gaara says
"Hinata loves me?" Naruto says as Gaara walks out of their room and into Narkuo's room as a raccoon to sleep in her boobs
{In the morning}
"Gaara that better not be you." Narkuo growls at the jinctūriki that crawled into her boobs
"Sorry?" Gaara tries
{2 minutes later at training ground seven
"Nonononono." Gaara says as he gets a face full of dirt
"Owie." Gaara says
"And don't try that again." Narkuo is heard yelling at the jinctūriki she turned into a shooting star
"I will later on and you will love it most likely." Gaara says knowing women love fluffy animals
"Why couldn't you be a dog or a cat or something more fluffy." Gaara says to Shukaku
"I asked Hagoromo that myself as well." Shukaku says making Gaara laugh
"Really you did?" Gaara asks not seeing the image to be possible
"Yes I did." Shukaku says
"He said something meta as fuck didn't he?" Gaara asks
"Got it in one." Shukaku says laughing
"Lol." Gaara says laughing at Shukaku
"Hey what are you laughing for Gaara? I'm not done yet?" Narkuo says above him
"Don't kill me please!" Gaara says terrified of women even more than beforehand
"I won't I'll just torture you till you wish you were dead." Narkuo says making Gaara and Shukaku not like their chances at surviving till the end of the day
"Why meeee?" Gaara cries
"Because you didn't ask to snuggle in my boobs when I went to sleep." Narkuo says
"But I just wanted to make sure you were safe." Gaara says truthfully
"Oh umm sorry?" Narkuo says
"Now it's time for me to torture you." Gaara says mischievously
"Aww fuck." Narkuo says
"Yep." Gaara says turning into chibi Gaara with a tail and ears of a raccoon
"Cute overload." Narkuo squeaks
"Konso." Gaara says performing konso on a random ghost that wandered by
"Gaara." Narkuo cries out because she can't squeeze the chibi Gaara cheeks
"Haha." Gaara says knowing that women like squeezing little kids cheeks
"Gaara is a chibi!" Narkuo says happily
"Oh fuck this was a bad idea." Gaara says regretting his chibi mode transformation
"No please don't squeeze my cheeks please." Gaara says covering his cheeks
"Must squeeze the cheeks." Narkuo says chasing Gaara around for a while all around the village
{later on just before chunin exams}
(Previous timeline stuff with some differences)
"Konohamaru!" Everyone yells
"Brother I'd stop it." Gaara says to Kankurō who has his mouth gaping
"The old man said you were in the sound." Kankurō and Temari say
"Temari I recommend kicking Kankurō's ass." Gaara says to his sister
"Ok how do you know about Kankurō being an asshat?" Temari says
"Magic powers." Gaara says
"No really how?" Temari says
"Reincarnation bullshit." Gaara says truthfully
"Liar." Temari says
"It's the truth." Gaara says with a blank face
{teacher talking about the exam time}
"So do you guys want to go to the chunin exams?" Urahara asks the trio
"Yes." Chibi Gaara says
"Yes." Narkuo says hugging the chibi Gaara
"Yes." Ichigo says frightened for Gaara's life
"Help meeeeee." Gaara cries in pain
"Don't even." Narkuo says leveling a glare that would scare the ten tails to death
"Ok." The bleach inhabitants say terrified of death
"Ichigo!!" A voice yells
"Orihime?" Ichigo says confused as to how she was here
"Oh great all we need is Chad now and the rescue rukia squad would be here." Gaara says seeing a black cat on Orihime's shoulder
"I guess I'm all that you haven't seen yet?" Chad says from behind Narkuo and Gaara who was being pinched to death by Narkuo
"Help meee please get me away from the girls who will pinch my face." Gaara says waving his chibi arms at Chad
"No I'm not going to do that." Chad says not going to die by angering women
"Traitors." Gaara cries
"We're going home now bye." Narkuo says grabbing the chunin exam papers
"Help meeeeee." Gaara says flying through the village on Narkuo's shoulder
"I don't envy the kid." Urahara says
{chunin exams day}
"Ok let's go people." Gaara says happily now he is away from his girlfriend
"But I want to cuddle chibi Gaara." Narkuo says
"Later." Gaara says
"Ok." Narkuo sulks as Gaara goes to the building
(What happened before happens again)
(Exam two)
"Ok guys let's find Naruto and them." Gaara says thinking about Orochimaru thinking about the fact they have a heaven scroll
"Why do we have to do that?" Ichigo asks
"Because I have a bad feeling about this exam." Gaara says
"I feel like I need to help Sauske with something during the exam." Gaara says half truthfully
"Ok whatever you say." The two others say
"But I'm holding a chibi Gaara while we find them." Narkuo
"Ok." Gaara says turning into a chibi version of himself resigning to his fate
"I won't help I have to live to see the end of the day." Ichigo says
"Once more I say traitor ." Gaara accuses Ichigo
"Look what we got here." A sound ninja group says
"Oh look Orochimaru's henchmen are here I'll do a hard pass on that shit." Gaara says transforming out of Narkuo's grip creating 3 spears of sand
"Gae bolg." Gaara says launching the spears at the hearts of the sound ninja
"Oh look a useful group of ninja from the leaf." The ninja say as their clones explode
"Oh look useless pawns in a bigger game than they could possibly know." Gaara says
"I am become death the destroyer of worlds." Gaara says terrifying all around him
"Rasengan." Gaara And Shukaku say using the jutsu from behind the ninja taking their scroll of earth from their spinning bodies before they could react
"Aidos mother fuckers." Gaara says turning China again jumping into Narkuo's arms
(Orochimaru verses team seven scene)
"Hey snake bitch try this on for size." Gaara says summoning a Fox the size of a person
"That's not fair." Naruto says pointing at the fox summon
"Ask the Fox yourself if you want to get the contract." Gaara says
"Oh so it's you Gaara of the sand correct?" Orochimaru says making Gaara angry
"Don't call me that you son of a bitch." Gaara says not liking being reminded of the other Gaara that he replaced
"Rasengan storm." Gaara says making a thousand shadow clones with Rasengan in everyone of their hands
"I need you to listen to me snake bastard I know you have or are planning to kill Rasa I don't care either way you have decided it was a good idea to attack team seven that's going to be the last idea you ever have." Gaara says merging the Rasengan storm into a ball of hurt
"Die bastard." Gaara says using orbital punch on Orochimaru to knock him into the high altitudes
"I sentence you to death traitor of the leaf village!" Gaara screams jumping up to him
"Calamity creator Rasengan." Gaara says using the jutsu to obliterate Orochimaru or so he thinks
[-900000 chakra]
"Good night." Gaara says shadow replacement switching with a tree limb that would be landing at Kabuto's feet if he calculated correctly from this height on the ground next to his girlfriend
"Gaara are you ok?" Narkuo asks
"Yep just a little tired." Gaara says turning into a baby raccoon laying the scrolls on the ground jumping in between Narkuo's boobs
"Perverted raccoon." Narkuo says laughing trying to figure out Gaara's knowledge of the future and how he has it and why he is concealing it
"I will kill you Jūbi you bitch." Gaara mutters in his sleep
"I'm confused." Team seven and Narkuo say
"Ok then I'll tell you what happened here today and every day before now from your sixth birthday and why it was hidden." Shukaku says appearing in front of Narkuo
(One longish quick explanation later)
"Umm ok that's going to be the best you're getting for now I sense ninja approaching us." Shukaku says
"Oh look there are some weak ninja to defeat here." The sound ninja say giving Gaara a reason to spear them in the chest for insulting his girlfriend
"Gae bolg." Gaara mutters half awake about to go back to sleep
(Three dead people and a exam later)
"Hello Narkuo." Gaara says waking up still in his girlfriend's boobs planning on pranking his girlfriend
(Half a hour later)
"Whew that was fun." Gaara says at a prank well done trying to leave the room
"Get your ass back over here." Narkuo growls in her neko fox form
"Ok." Gaara whimpers
(Ten minutes later)
"Good night Narkuo." Gaara says to his exhausted girlfriend while staring at the ceiling
"Good night Gaara." She says back putting her head on his chest going to sleep
(The next morning)
"Achoo." Narkuo sneezes on Gaara's chest like a kitten
"Oh well can't change what's done." Gaara says
"Hmm Gaara What was that." Narkuo asks with her hair in a mess
"Nothing, did we really?" Gaara asks
"Yes we did mister reincarnation." Narkuo says
"How do you know that?" Gaara says siting up
"Because of me dumbass." Shukaku says from on gaara's head
"Did I tell you you could tell them, no is the answer SHUKAKU." Gaara says into the raccoon's ear making it give him a headache and thus giving Gaara a headache
"Goodbye my plan is complete." Shukaku says disappearing into Gaara
"I will kill that raccoon before he can be taken out." Gaara says
"What about Shukaku being taken out?" Narkuo asks
"Nothing I can't take care of myself." Gaara says using a potion for making himself not have a headache anymore
"There my head feels much better now." Gaara says relaxing on the bed again
"We have to go now I guess." Gaara says making a shadow clone seemingly for no reason nodding at it
"Let's go see Haku and Zabuza for training." Gaara says
{ten minutes later}
"Please Help us train." Gaara and Narkuo say to Zabuza
"Ok I guess I will, Hey Haku want to help these two train?" Zabuza says
"Yes." Haku says walking towards them
"Haku is a girl correct?" Gaara asks Zabuza
"Yes Haku is a girl." Zabuza answers
"Well that explains a lot." Gaara says
"Zabuza I thought I told you to tell people I'm a guy from now on." Haku says making everyone present terrified
"Ok I'm gonna run from the ice queen." Gaara says picking up Zabuza and Narkuo and running to training ground seven
"I'm gonna catch you." Haku growls making mirrors far away to teleport to
{after Haku catches our group}
"Please let me live." A chibi raccoon eared and tailed Gaara says
"No." Haku says grabbing him by the ear
"Owww let me go." Gaara cries out in agony trying to get away
"Chibi mode zanpacto." Gaara says summoning shizutemu in his hand
"Not going to help you." Haku says making the ice mirror dome of pain around our three comrades
(1 hour later)
"Ouch." Everyone but Haku says
"Excuse me I'm gonna leave now." Gaara says
(One shunshin later at the inzuka compound)
"Help one of the dogs has gone crazy." A random inzuka yells at gaara
"Is it black with white?" Gaara asks hoping his dog got reincarnated
"Yes it has a white spot on the back of its neck and white paws and white on its tail tip." The inzuka says
"Dammit stitch what have you done." Gaara says getting ready to kick his pets ass
"Oi knock it off stitch." Gaara says getting the animals attention turning into a raccoon
"Do you remember me you dumbass dog." Gaara asks
"No." Stitch answers
"Hermione ring a bell to you how about Daniel how about Lelo how about Dallas hmm how about them you forget about them you jackass." Gaara says about to cry from painful memories
"Daniel?" Stitch asks
"Got it in one." Gaara says turning human and walking to his dog to ruffle his hair on his head
"Who's a good boy?" Gaara says while scratching the dogs head
"S class secret by the way." Gaara says notifying everyone to never speak of this event to anyone ever except for Kiba who didn't understand what happened
"What the hell did you just do?" Kiba asks
"I met my pet from my last life." Gaara says annoyed he has to spell it out
"But how, I, I, I'm gonna have a headache if I think about it aren't I?" Kiba says
"Got it in one." Gaara says
"Let's go home." Stitch says
"I agree with that pup." Gaara says making stitch mad
"Pup I'm no pup you little rotten asshole." Stitch says chasing Gaara home
"One more for me." Gaara says happy for a new friend this time around
[new quest]
Protect the hokage and yourself and defeat Orochimaru with Hiruzens Help with the sand not attacking the village in this timeline.
Reward: Dragons of nirn shout mastery
"Oh a new quest for me yay wait what is that reward meaning I wonder?" Gaara says
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[Gaara stats]
-hp 10000/10000
-stamina 10000/10000
-chakra 1000000/1000000
-spiritual pressure 10000/10000Jutsu
-Big head jutsu
-Custom jutsu: Rasengan storm
-Custom jutsu: Calamity creator Rasengan
-Custom jutsu: Ball of sand massacre
-Mass Sand Burial
-Sand Coffin
-Shadow Clone
-Clone
-Rasengan (from watching the anime a lot)
-Solid transformation
-Sexy jutsu
-Water walking jutsu
-Tree walking jutsu
-Substitution jutsuPowers
-chibi mode
-tailed beast transformation(ex: turning parts of body into Shukaku's races body)
-tailed beast mode(sub abilities:orbital punch)
-sand nuke (locked: destroys Kage level threats in a blink of a eye)
-remembrance (perfect clarity of memory)
-creator of worlds (can create objects they have seen)
-hasten thought (enhances mind by 10000 times
-every kekkei genkei to do with manipulation of objects/minds (payment for a quest for protecting Sauske's mind from manipulation via his brothers sharingan)
-eyes of The reborn (reward for being Naruto's best friend, Sauske's friend, and protecting both from people who would hurt or cause mental pain to both, sees the truth in the universe and it's direction of the future timelines to a point of two weeks from that point)
Skills
Instant dungeon create/destroy 2/100 2/100
Transmutation 100/1000
Observe 1/100
Chakra control 115/100000
Molecular manipulation 100/10000
Clan secret jutsu 1/1000
Weapon creation 100/10000
Thought messaging 1/10
Potion creation 1000/1000*10 in all stat gains and stats from potion creation being maxed out
Subspace/time pocket inventory
-food 2 tons of chicken 10 tons of ramen for the twins 800 tons of water
-sealing scrolls
-weapons 3 thousand misc swords
-sand 1 million tons of the stuff to be exact (quest rewards were rocks sometimes because they have a use in this case)
-every Naruto manga up to Boruto (it was a reward for stopping Naruto and Narkuo from getting hurt by mobs for 1 full year outside of school)-a bell
-iPhone 7 (memory recreation of the object he owned)Elemental control levels
-fire 10/100
-wind 30/100
-water 10/100
-earth 10/100
Effects
Fruit of the tree=access to chakra
Shukaku jinctūriki=100xchakra
Rebirth=knowledge of previous lifeEater of worlds=can transmute anything non living including hollows
System user=power level calculator thing
Money 100,000,000 yen
1 = 35 yen in transmutation table(I need the actual value to be told to me to fix this)
Summoning contracts
-Fox (he asked Narkuo to ask Kurama between ninja missions.)(She already knew she had the Fox sealed in her at the time of that)
-Toad (He asked Jaryia if he could and as payment he would teach him a justu he didn't know if Gaara was allowed to use the contract)
[Narkuo/Naruto stats]
-hp 90000/90000
-stamina 9000/9000
-chakra 900000/900000
Jutsu
-All three academy jutsu
(Clone jutsu not possible)-Shadow Clone Jutsu
-transformation jutsu(30-300)
-Chakra enhancement (1 once)
-Walk on water (-5~10 constant)
-Walk on trees (-10 constant)
Powers
-tailed beast mode
-power of twins (knows if their twin is in 'troublesome' situations1/25 of the time)
Skills
-swordplay 10/1000
-chakra control 10/100000
[Ichigo stats]
-hp 10000/10000
-stamina 1000/1000
-chakra 10000/10000
-spiritual pressure 100000/100000
Jutsu
-All three academy jutsu
-Shadow Clone Jutsu (-75 per clone)
Skills
Chakra control 100/100000
Spiritual manipulation 100/100000
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Gaara has more chakra than the twins because he capped out potion creation they can do the same though and it would increase their power a great deal as well if all five with the system gained it
Stitch was my first dogs name so I'll be attached to the dog in the story